Keywords, keywords, roly-poly keywords
Yesterday, Julia had the bright idea that we could look over my site statistics for the Phrontistery and pick out the funniest ones. Now, my site gets a lot of traffic, much of it from search engines (well, mostly Google, which is especially good for obscure words), so there are a lot of them. The list below covers basically the last month, but, since the 50megs service only lists the top 100 keyword searches per day, there are probably many funny ones that never show up on the list. So here they are, in alphabetical order. When I get time, I'll probably make wisecracks about them and put them up on my site. For now, just the keywords. And don't ask how these keyword searches got to my site; in many cases, I'm as confused as you are. Try some of them, if you like.
Barbi the Barbarian
bizarre research
breast
buccal onanism
buttocks evolution
CAKE SHAPED LIKE A NOSE
children's' inflatable mermaid pool toy
dalmatic sexual
definition for the word brother
definition of the word Drugs
dreams, skin pulling, definition, meaning
electrical pulsing lip spasm
evil sounding words list
funest positions for sex
girls spanking boys with slippers and are slapping and are making boys lick there feet pics
happy word list
harem snakes
heat producing spices causing abortion
i am looking for the world map in any country
jockstraps large waist
lord of the flies readable book
mullock hairstyle
navel smell
nipple pimples
nude picture vagina puberty -porn -porno -18
origin of navel gazing in poetry
penis fencer
pictures of strange spots appearing on human body's
pimple on sole of foot
"plaid dildo"
playboy bunny navel jewellery
priest tuna small can acne
"princess margaret" "strokes" "stiff"
prominent nipple bump under light fabric
pronounce bouclé
provocative hula dance
scary word list
scottish game played with poles
sexuality of nuns sex in the convent orgasm priest pictures of naked nuns
slag sac
the beautiful buttocks
"trade center" "human sacrifice"
uncontrollable urination after drinking
unusual cause of prostitution
what is 251 in hindu-arabic notation
What is the Cuban ballroom dance with pronounced rhythmic movements resembling the Rumba or Cha-cha popularly known as
what is the similar word to z
woman with large clunt pussy
words firefighters use
www.african wild ass
Barbi the Barbarian
bizarre research
breast
buccal onanism
buttocks evolution
CAKE SHAPED LIKE A NOSE
children's' inflatable mermaid pool toy
dalmatic sexual
definition for the word brother
definition of the word Drugs
dreams, skin pulling, definition, meaning
electrical pulsing lip spasm
evil sounding words list
funest positions for sex
girls spanking boys with slippers and are slapping and are making boys lick there feet pics
happy word list
harem snakes
heat producing spices causing abortion
i am looking for the world map in any country
jockstraps large waist
lord of the flies readable book
mullock hairstyle
navel smell
nipple pimples
nude picture vagina puberty -porn -porno -18
origin of navel gazing in poetry
penis fencer
pictures of strange spots appearing on human body's
pimple on sole of foot
"plaid dildo"
playboy bunny navel jewellery
priest tuna small can acne
"princess margaret" "strokes" "stiff"
prominent nipple bump under light fabric
pronounce bouclé
provocative hula dance
scary word list
scottish game played with poles
sexuality of nuns sex in the convent orgasm priest pictures of naked nuns
slag sac
the beautiful buttocks
"trade center" "human sacrifice"
uncontrollable urination after drinking
unusual cause of prostitution
what is 251 in hindu-arabic notation
What is the Cuban ballroom dance with pronounced rhythmic movements resembling the Rumba or Cha-cha popularly known as
what is the similar word to z
woman with large clunt pussy
words firefighters use
www.african wild ass