API

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/everyone/:from

Will return content of the form 'Everyone can go and fuck off. - :from', e.g. /everyone/Oliver will return 'Everyone can go and fuck off. - Oliver'

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/essex/:name/:from

Will return content of the form 'Bollocks to that, yooooou stooooopid wanker, you, :name! - :from', e.g. /essex/Monte/Oliver will return 'Bollocks to that, yooooou stooooopid wanker, you, Monte! - Oliver'

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/london/:name/:from

Will return content of the form 'That's bollocks, innit, :name. - :from', e.g. /london/Nico/Monte will return 'That's bollocks, innit, Nico. - Monte'

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/thanks/:from

Will return content of the form 'Fuck you very much. - :from', e.g. /thanks/Nico will return 'Fuck you very much. - Nico'

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/ity/:name/:from

Will return content of the form 'What the fuckity fuck-fuck were you fucking doing, :name? - :from', e.g. /ity/Dawson/Dawson will return 'What the fuckity fuck-fuck were you fucking doing, Dawson? - Dawson'

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/linus/:name/:from

Will return content of the form ':name, there aren't enough swear-words in the English language, so now I'll have to call you perkeleen vittupää just to express my disgust and frustration with this crap. - :from', e.g. /linus/Oliver/Dawson will return 'Oliver, there aren't enough swear-words in the English language, so now I'll have to call you perkeleen vittupää just to express my disgust and frustration with this crap. - Dawson'

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/pink/:from

Will return content of the form 'Well, Fuck me pink. - :from', e.g. /pink/Oliver will return 'Well, Fuck me pink. - Oliver'

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/given/:from

Will return content of the form '0 fucks given. - :from', e.g. /given/Jason will return '0 fucks given. - Jason'

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/bag/:name/:from

Will return content of the form 'Eat a bag of dicks, :name. - :from', e.g. /bag/Oliver/Jason will return 'Eat a bag of dicks, Oliver. - Jason'

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/bowl/:name/:from

Will return content of the form 'Eat a bowl of dicks, :name. - :from', e.g. /bowl/Kurtis/Kurtis will return 'Eat a bowl of dicks, Kurtis. - Kurtis'

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/everything/:from

Will return content of the form 'Fuck everything. - :from', e.g. /everything/Monte will return 'Fuck everything. - Monte'

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/shakespeare/:name/:from

Will return content of the form ':name, Thou clay-brained guts, thou knotty-pated fool, thou whoreson obscene greasy tallow-catch! - :from', e.g. /shakespeare/Monte/Nico will return 'Monte, Thou clay-brained guts, thou knotty-pated fool, thou whoreson obscene greasy tallow-catch! - Nico'

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/you/:name/:from

Will return content of the form 'Fuck you, :name. - :from', e.g. /you/Oliver/Jason will return 'Fuck you, Oliver. - Jason'

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/life/:from

Will return content of the form 'Fuck my life. - :from', e.g. /life/Craig will return 'Fuck my life. - Craig'

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/that/:from

Will return content of the form 'Fuck that. - :from', e.g. /that/Dawson will return 'Fuck that. - Dawson'

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/chainsaw/:name/:from

Will return content of the form 'Fuck me gently with a chainsaw, :name. Do I look like Mother Teresa? - :from', e.g. /chainsaw/Nico/Craig will return 'Fuck me gently with a chainsaw, Nico. Do I look like Mother Teresa? - Craig'

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/eat/:name/:from

Will return content of the form 'Eat a bowl of dicks, :name. - :from', e.g. /eat/Dawson/Oliver will return 'Eat a bowl of dicks, Dawson. - Oliver'

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/king/:name/:from

Will return content of the form 'Oh fuck off, just really fuck off you total dickface. Christ :name, you are fucking thick. - :from', e.g. /king/Oliver/Jason will return 'Oh fuck off, just really fuck off you total dickface. Christ Oliver, you are fucking thick. - Jason'

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/lawn/:name/:from

Will return content of the form 'Get off my Fucking lawn, :name. - :from', e.g. /lawn/Jason/Oliver will return 'Get off my Fucking lawn, Jason. - Oliver'

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/off/:name/:from

Will return content of the form 'Fuck off, :name. - :from', e.g. /off/Monte/Craig will return 'Fuck off, Monte. - Craig'

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/this/:from

Will return content of the form 'Fuck this - :from', e.g. /this/Nico will return 'Fuck this - Nico'

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/donut/:name/:from

Will return content of the form ':name, go and take a flying fuck at a rolling donut. - :from', e.g. /donut/Dawson/Kurtis will return 'Dawson, go and take a flying fuck at a rolling donut. - Kurtis'

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