So Far x Gone: so i can comment every second on my life
i am following the trend and making a livejournal so i think everyone should comment me right this second. but anyway! this weekend was fucking crazy and i love my friends so much it is absolutely ridiculous. on friday i went to julie's after school and me, her, maggie and casey all bought things for our halloween costumes. we put on extremely long nails and then ripped them all off because it was the wierdest feeling ever and i can't press on my thumbs or i get nausious. anyway then i went home and didn't go out because i was gearing up for a great day of brainstormers on saturday.
by the way, if you ask me why i am a brainstormer i might have to murder you, so let's just not speak of it. i answered one question the whole time, but obviously i was the star. UM thennnn saturday night me and julie, katie, casey, manda, maggie, sam, laure, kristin, and alia slept over sam's house. it was fun me and julie and maggie and katie rapped and directed traffic for a million hours on street corners. then we went home and had a thousand laughs and we all fell asleep and woke up at the buttcrack of dawn like always.
on halloweeeeeen some girls came over and we hookered it up all over town. we (julie, katie, casey, alia, maggie, lauren, kristin, manda, and erin) came back and played with the ouiji board and contacted an evil whore who bitched us out so i called her a lard ass and pretended like i wasn't scared when in fact i was near the point of pissing myself. speaking of pissing myself, when manda ward<3 left my house her car got hit with eggs so the girls that were left, being the gangsters that we are, took eggs and went in search of the punks that almost made manda's mom get into a car accident.
we took eggs and we saw them and sam goes 'you fucking hitting cars with eggs? you fucking hitting cars?' so one girl was like 'yeah!' so i said 'WHAT?' and she responded with yes again, so i was like oh no you din'tttt. so i felt the need to yell 'YOU THINK YOU'RE FUCKING FUNNY?' and then i threw my eggs. i turned to see everyone of my friends sprinting away and then i looked back and boys were sprinting at us. i ran to my house and pissed all over myself.
then monday night we all went to john chau's house and hung out there for a little, then we all drunkenly walked off to the gazebo and hung out there for a while. then we went streaking near wendys and although i fell off the fence in my bra and never made it over, some old men and women were 'watching the whole show'. awesome. so i ran yelling 'THEY'RE WATCHING THE SHOW' and we all went back to mi casa and slept over. i was almost murdered during the night by a 400 pound coffee table that was dangled over me and then plopped onto my leg. thank you guys so much.
today i went out to dinner with maggie, lex, case, kimmie, and sam. it was fucking really funny a lot of times. 'come again?' hahah oh god i love those girls. i am sorry i missed the john kerry party my fellow supporters!
SO ANYWAY. instead of writing my essay on ralphy nadar, i wrote this bad boy. greatttttttttt.
by the way, if you ask me why i am a brainstormer i might have to murder you, so let's just not speak of it. i answered one question the whole time, but obviously i was the star. UM thennnn saturday night me and julie, katie, casey, manda, maggie, sam, laure, kristin, and alia slept over sam's house. it was fun me and julie and maggie and katie rapped and directed traffic for a million hours on street corners. then we went home and had a thousand laughs and we all fell asleep and woke up at the buttcrack of dawn like always.
on halloweeeeeen some girls came over and we hookered it up all over town. we (julie, katie, casey, alia, maggie, lauren, kristin, manda, and erin) came back and played with the ouiji board and contacted an evil whore who bitched us out so i called her a lard ass and pretended like i wasn't scared when in fact i was near the point of pissing myself. speaking of pissing myself, when manda ward<3 left my house her car got hit with eggs so the girls that were left, being the gangsters that we are, took eggs and went in search of the punks that almost made manda's mom get into a car accident.
we took eggs and we saw them and sam goes 'you fucking hitting cars with eggs? you fucking hitting cars?' so one girl was like 'yeah!' so i said 'WHAT?' and she responded with yes again, so i was like oh no you din'tttt. so i felt the need to yell 'YOU THINK YOU'RE FUCKING FUNNY?' and then i threw my eggs. i turned to see everyone of my friends sprinting away and then i looked back and boys were sprinting at us. i ran to my house and pissed all over myself.
then monday night we all went to john chau's house and hung out there for a little, then we all drunkenly walked off to the gazebo and hung out there for a while. then we went streaking near wendys and although i fell off the fence in my bra and never made it over, some old men and women were 'watching the whole show'. awesome. so i ran yelling 'THEY'RE WATCHING THE SHOW' and we all went back to mi casa and slept over. i was almost murdered during the night by a 400 pound coffee table that was dangled over me and then plopped onto my leg. thank you guys so much.
today i went out to dinner with maggie, lex, case, kimmie, and sam. it was fucking really funny a lot of times. 'come again?' hahah oh god i love those girls. i am sorry i missed the john kerry party my fellow supporters!
SO ANYWAY. instead of writing my essay on ralphy nadar, i wrote this bad boy. greatttttttttt.