you know that kanye song? it goes something like this: Then your fat friend her nickname is Minivan
hahha. ok i know it's probably talking abt something deeper or some shit like that but FACT IS, ugly best friends are everywhere and sadly to say, I AM A MINIVAN.
you've seen us girls before everywhere. in movies especially. which follows the saying 'does art immitates life or life immitates art?'. ok let's see all the other minivans we've seen in our media.
let's not go far: clueless.
yup. brittany murphy. a chubby awkward and mousy-haired brittany murphy. i mean, yeah, she went through the supposing 'changes', but she still looking like crap! fact is, she can't outshine the main character which is alicia silverstone. cmon, she's blond, leggy yada yada. so, my point is, britt is a minivan. doomed to be the ugly one in the group. fat and brown-haired. ugh.
you know the cartoon 'ginger'? she got two friends that are obviously minivans. i mean the other girl, the blond one, is blabbermouth who is probably more annoying than the 3 powerpuff girls combined. then macy, dorky, awkward total loser like whoa. ginger isn't a total hottie or anything but she is wholesome good girl and everything good falls on her apparently. so yeah, there's something abt ginger.
in english literature term, they are called 'foils'. they potray an opposite character of the main character so that the main character can shine with their AWESOME qualities.
do you feel like a minivan? like you're a foil to somebody's main character?
DO YOU FEEL LIKE YOU EXIST JUST TO SHOW SOMEBODY THEY AREN'T THAT BAD?
dramatic, i know. but this is a personal blog so i can jump like crazy apeshit and not care. lol.
i have a group of friends who are HOT. they're like ginger; they're cool and just chillin' but fact is they're HOT. and they probably not know or know it but it doesn't matter. they don't abuse it. and that makes them even hotter somehow. like it's all natural, honey. so how the heck have they gotten a friend like me? we were friends since we're a bunch of kids. we grew up together.. and somehow i got left behind. they look like the young adults we're supposed to be... people still 'coo' at me because i am 'cute'. I AM EIGHTEEN. I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HOT DAMMIT.
