Dear Livejournal...
Here is a template for a new feature announcement:
Hello LJ User,
We have just added this wonderful and great feature that will allow you to $WONDERFUL_THING! We are *SO* convinced that this will enhance your life in many many wonderful ways WHEN YOU TURN IT ON. To keep your data from being splattered all over the place, WE HAVE NOT ENABLED IT WITHOUT ASKING YOU. Just know that $WONDERFUL_FEATURE is there IF AND WHEN YOU WANT IT.
Please forgive us for being so late in adding this to LiveJournal, because we have been extremely busy MAKING SURE THAT THE EXISTING FEATURES WORK PROPERLY.
Love,
Your LJ Team.
No need to thank me. Thank you!
Hello LJ User,
We have just added this wonderful and great feature that will allow you to $WONDERFUL_THING! We are *SO* convinced that this will enhance your life in many many wonderful ways WHEN YOU TURN IT ON. To keep your data from being splattered all over the place, WE HAVE NOT ENABLED IT WITHOUT ASKING YOU. Just know that $WONDERFUL_FEATURE is there IF AND WHEN YOU WANT IT.
Please forgive us for being so late in adding this to LiveJournal, because we have been extremely busy MAKING SURE THAT THE EXISTING FEATURES WORK PROPERLY.
Love,
Your LJ Team.
No need to thank me. Thank you!