Wordmaster Will

If you see this on your Friend List, quote some Shakespeare:

Grab your seat while I grab my quill
Now shut the f--- up for the Wordmaster Will
Cristopher Marlowe, you'd better stay out of my way
I drop BOMBS when I write my plays, bitch
Using my skillz and my talent with grammar ta
Kick your ass in iambic pentameter
Lend me your ear, even the lobe
Saturday night, you find me in the Globe