Oh my god, I find lentils completely incomprehensible.

flatlined @ 2013-10-12T09:06:00

2013-10-12T07:06:20Z

flatlined @ 2012-01-07T17:56:00

2012-01-07T16:56:32Z

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flatlined @ 2011-09-24T19:08:00

2011-09-24T17:08:13Z

here

flatlined @ 2011-07-05T01:17:00

2011-07-04T23:17:44Z

Icons.

2011-05-14T18:45:45Z

Glasses. Glasses. Glasses.

2011-05-10T04:39:06Z

flatlined @ 2011-05-07T04:14:00

2011-05-07T02:14:57Z

LOL FRINGE.

I am laughing hysterically. That's probably not what you were going for but thank you.

flatlined @ 2011-04-23T05:12:00

2011-04-23T03:11:44Z

Aaaaand I need to go to sleep.

2011-03-17T17:39:10Z

Friiiiinge.

2011-03-12T03:02:50Z

- HURLEYYYYY.
- OLIVIIIIIA.
- UGH PETER.
- ASTRID AND HER FAAAAACE ♥
- FUCK YOU, WALTER.
- FULL DISCLOSURE ON EVERYTHING. FULL DISCLOSURE ON EVERYTHING.
- I wish Frank would show up to appreciate Astrid's existence.
- Seriously? People are complaining because Astrid rolled her eyes?
- LOL NINA.
- Telling the truth and suggesting that Astrid can figure it out? Gets you a few points.
- OH MY GOD OLIVIA. AND THAT VOICE. I CANNOT.

ALSO. LINCOLN. LINCOLN. LINCOLN. IN GLASSES.

flatlined @ 2011-03-05T19:47:00

2011-03-05T18:46:53Z

here

Smallville.

2011-03-05T02:03:03Z

- TESS. AT THE FARM. DRINKING COFFEE.
- This is already way better than anything that happened in the episodes of season one I watched this week.
- OH GOD WHAT IS HAPPENING WHY ARE YOU SO NERVOUS?
- SHUT THE HELL UP LIONEL. PLEASE DIE IN ALL THE FIRES.
- BUT WHERE IS LOIS?
- Look at Clark's little proud smile at being the blur.
- LOL OH GOD HE'S GOING TO SET SOMETHING ON FIRE, ISN'T HE?
- OH LOIS I LOVE YOU NEVER LEAVE ME.
- CHICKEN LITTLE. LOCO MOTIVE.
- LOIS AND TESS. MERRY LITTLE LEAGUE. SMILING WHILE TALKING ABOUT TAKING DOWN LIONEL LUTHOR. KLNBIUYUCTYXRYCGVHBKJL.
- Well, this isn't good.
- You are going to save her, aren't you?
- Well. Okay then.
- That's just unpleasant.
- No. There go my chances of liking you ever again.
- Oh, Tess. Tess.
- I am never sure how I feel about those Lois/Clark scenes they keep tacking on at the end of every episode. but whatever. I will take what I can get.
- So. Basically my entire reaction to this episode is fucking Lionel

Fringe.

2011-02-26T03:04:02Z

I am not looking forward to this episode.
Throwing words like fate and destiny around and rewriting your entire backstory does not make me happy. JUST GIVE ME SCIENCE AND CHARLIE FRANCIS.

- THE RED LANTERN ISN'T SUPPOSED TO BE GREEN.
- THE OTHER WORLD AT THE BOTTOM OF THE LAKE.
- PETER I ACTUALLY FEEL EMPATHY. THIS NEVER HAPPENS.
- BATTLESTAR GALACTICA. A RUBIK'S CUBE.
- DYING OF HOW MUCH NOTHING OF INTEREST IS HAPPENING. AND THERE'S NOT EVEN ANNA TORV'S FACE TO DISTRACT ME FROM HOW MUCH I DON'T CARE.
- OH LOOK FIRE.
- OH. OH.

Smallville.

2011-02-26T02:03:35Z

- OH SEASON TEN CLARK YOU ARE SUCH AN IMPROVEMENT ON THE SEASON ONE CLARK I'VE BEEN WATCHING ALL WEEK.
- LOOK AT CLARK AND TESS BOTH WANTING TO FREEZE TIME.
- ..That is a very unpleasant sound.
- HI DAN/BLAIR IN GOSSIP GIRL PROMO.
- ..I DON'T THINK THAT WOULD HAVE ENDED WITH YOU IN A CLOSET, CHLOE
- LOOK AT YOU BEING EXCITED OVER A TEXT MESSAGE.
- ..I DON'T REALLY WANT TO KNOW ABOUT EMIL'S PANTS.
- DID SHE MARRY JUST OLIVER? NOT THAT THAT WOULD BE A GOOD PLAN.
- OH DEAR GOD TESS. IS THERE NOTHING YOU CAN'T DO YOU?
- CLARKIE? OH MY GOD. HER OUTFIT. OH MY GOD. HOW ARE YOU ACTUALLY PERFECT?
- TESS AND OLIVER ARE BOTH IN RIDICULOUS GREEN OUTFITS.
- UGH LOIS I LOVE YOU. I HAVE MISSED YOUR FACE. PLEASE DON'T LEAVE ME EVER.
- YAY CLARK/TESS. I DID NOT EXPECT YOU TO HAVE SCENES.
- UM PLEASE STOP TALKING ABOUT THE SYMBOL OF YOUR LOVE.
- WHY ARE THEY HURTING EMIL :(
- I DO ALWAYS ENJOY LOIS/OLIVER SCENES.
- HONESTLY IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS CLARK ANYTHING RESEMBLING PERFECT?
- OH MY GOD OLIVER QUEEN IN DRAG. I HAVE CEASED TO LIVE.
- FIGHTSCENE SET TO THAT MUSIC? YES PLEASE.
- I'M NOT SURE THE OLD DAYS WERE EVER REALLY GOOD, CLARK.
- ARE YOU LEAVING TO GET YOUR OWN LIFE? THAT'S GOOD. BUT WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT SHUT UP. GET OUT. ALL THE RAGE. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU. GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT.
- OH GOD TESS AND EMIL. ARE WE GOING THERE?
- AH HURRICANE LOIS. IN A PONYTAIL. I LOVE EVERYTHING YOU ARE.
- BUT CAN THEY JUST LIKE KISS AT SOME POINT?
- OH GOD.
- ..WELL REALLY DID YOU THINK HE WAS JUST GOING TO LET YOU DISAPPEAR WITHOUT A WORD?
- WERE YOU NOT LISTENING WHEN I SAID THAT WOULD NOT BE A GOOD PLAN?

flatlined @ 2011-02-24T04:46:00

2011-02-24T03:45:23Z

FRINGE.

2011-02-12T03:08:14Z

- ALTVERSE. ALTVERSE. ALTVERSE. I LOVE YOU. WHY ARE WE NOT ALWAYS ON THIS SIDE. I LOVE EVERYONE.
- SHE DIDN'T SEEM LIKE HERSELF.
- HI LINCOLN I LOVE YOUR FACE. BUT WHERE IS CHARLIE?
- LJBHIVCURXEZXCGVHBJ HIIIIIIII. OT3. OT3. OT3.
- LOL OH GOD DOES HE HAVE A FANGIRL. WHO IS JULIE MCNIVEN? SHE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW OLIVIA IS ALIVE.
- OH OTP I HAVE MISSED YOU DON'T LEAVE ME.
- WHY DON'T THEY HAVE SHEEP?
- THERE'S ASTRID APPRECIATION IN ALTVERSE.
- I KNEW HE WAS GOING TO PROPOSE. EVERYTHING IS FINE THE WAY IT IS. DON'T ROCK THE BOAT.
- JUST GO WITH CHARLIE. YES. GOOD.
- WELL. AT LEAST HE DID IT SPONTANEOUSLY AND WITHOUT MAKING ME CRINGE.
- OH GOD BUGS.
- COULD WE STOP WITH THE ALTLIVIA HATE, FANDOM? GET OUT.
- ..IS THIS HOW WE'RE GOING TO FIND OUT SHE'S PREGNANT?
- DOES HE KNOW? HE TOTALLY KNOWS.
- SADNESS.
- .. WEREN'T YOU CREEPY ENOUGH BEFORE WALTERNATE?

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME, PETER? YOU DID NOT JUST SAY THAT. GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT.

Smallville.

2011-02-12T02:06:59Z

- Making up for last week by starting off with Tess at the daily planet with Lois?
- Why did you have to ruin your flawless opening credits?
- Please stop. Fucking your boyfriend where your husband died.
- WHERE IS CLARK? It's been ten minutes.
- Hi otp.
- Clark.. what are you doing with you hair today?
- Martha ♥
- Urgh what on earth does he need her for? please stop.
- He needs Chloe's permission to go outside?
- WHY IS THERE ALWAYS KRYPTONITE EVERYWHERE?
- ..Is she baking?
- I really don't care about you, fake!Lionel and Fake!Lex. Can we go back to Tess? Or Clark.
- Oh Lois, I love you.
- Is everyone just wearing sunglasses to protect their identies? Really?
- Tess! And Clark. At the same time :D
- ..Are you going you thinking of doing something stupid, darling?
- Oh Tess.
- Ugh, he's going to need to save Lionel too, isn't he?
- ..Well. That was awkward.
- You've had much worse haircuts than future!Clark.
- Honey, what are you doing? ..Are you going to kill him?
- Oh.
- GLASSES.

FRINGE.

2011-02-05T03:03:13Z

- Nina. I was just complaining about your lack of screentime today. HOW DID YOU KNOW?
- 'She's like me but better' Oh, OLIVIIIIIIA.
- 'Why would anyone kill a scientist? What did we ever do?' WALTERRRRR.
- DID SOMEONE MAKE HER COFFEE WRONG?
- ASTRID! ASTRID WEARING A VEST?

- PETER. PETER. PETER. YOU ARE JUST FOOLING YOURSELF.

- FORMAL WEAR AND GUNS. ..THE NOT-TALL ONE DOESN'T THINK SHE'S HOT?
- OH FRINGE I WANT TO LOVE YOU BUT I'M JUST NOT CARING. JUST GIVE ME CHARLIE AND WE'LL BE FINE.
- SAM? SAM. ARE WE GOING TO KILL SAM?
- OH, COME ON NOW. SERIOUSLY?
- FUCK YEAH ALTVERSE. CHAAAAAAARLIE. AND LINCOLN AND ALTLIV. BUT CHARLIE.

flatlined @ 2011-01-29T19:35:00

2011-01-29T18:35:05Z

here

It didn't occur to me that I slept through Fringe until two hours after I woke up.

2011-01-29T07:58:15Z

- Oh Walter, I love you.
- Nina Sharp! Why am I always excited to see you? I don't know. You don't usually get to do much.
- Fauxlivia. WALTERRRRR.
- OLIVIA'S HAIR IS IN A BRAID.
- LOOK AT ALL THOSE STUNNING PEOPLE STANDING AROUND A TABLE.
- BUT WHERE IS ASTRID?
- PETER WHY ARE YOU FULL OF LIES. I ALREADY DON'T LIKE YOU VERY MUCH AND THIS ISN'T HELPING YOUR CASE.
- WALTER AND NINA. IYVUTCYRXTCYTVUJK.
- STOP IT. WALTER. YOUR FACE. IT TUGS AT THE HEARTSTRINGS.
- WHY ARE WE KILLING FISH, SHOW?
- ASTRID. ASTRID AND BROYLES. BROYLES ASKING FOR HELP. YES.
- SHAPESHIFTERS!
- OLIVIA AND ASTRID. IN THE SAME ROOM.
- OLIVIA AND ASTRID. ON THE PHONE.
- CHIMP DNA. I CAN'T.
- She ows him an apology? please.
- ..Were we not supposed to know that was Peter right away? Because the sound of his voice kind of gave it away.
- MORE ASTRID AND OLIVIA. YOU ARE BEING VERY GOOD TO ME TODAY SHOW.
- HONESTLY PETER. YOU'RE NOT EVEN ATTEMPTING TO HIDE WHAT YOU'RE DOING? ANYONE COULD JUST WALK IN.
- CAN PETER JUST GO AWAY FOR A WHILE? OLIVIA AND ASTRID CAN HANG OUT AND ALL WILL BE WONDERFUL.

FRIIIIIIINGE.

2011-01-22T03:02:41Z

- WALTER. WHAT. I CAN'T.
- YAY OBSERVERS.
- OLIVIIIIIA. OLIVIA AND A BOOK. WITH A CARD! (LOOK I DON'T KNOW I'M JUST EXCITED)
- OH, DON'T LEAVE PETER AND OLIVIA ALONE TOGETHER.
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING? WHAT IS GOING ON? TALK TO ME, SHOW. DID HE TAKE THE INHALER?
- ASTRID. ASTRID! I LOVE YOU.
- YES PLEASE DON'T EXPLAIN. JUST MAKE IT STOP. AH, THANK YOU ASTRID.
- FUCKING CELLPHONES.
- WELL, THIS CAN'T BE GOOD.
- VAGUE AND CRYPTIC. UGH, I LOVE YOU SHOW.
- YES, GET OUT OF HER WAY.
- YOU'RE BEING VERY CONFUSING TODAY, I LIKE IT.
- STRAWBERRY MILKSHAKES AND PIANO.
- SOMETHING NOT GOOD IS GOING TO HAPPEN NOW RIGHT?
- NO? YES? THERE IT IS.
- PLEASE TELL WALTER WHAT IS HAPPENING.
- IS HE MAKING SOUP? I'M HUNGRY.
- ONUBIYVTCRXE5XRCYTVUYBINIBYUVTCREXR

flatlined @ 2011-01-11T12:01:00

2011-01-11T11:00:30Z

So, uh..

2011-01-01T10:58:08Z

Happy new year :)

Smallville

2010-12-11T02:07:03Z

Ugh, this show. I love it even though I really should be rolling my eyes at 90% of it.
They just keep breaking my heart and then putting it back together and giving me everything I want. and my god I love super hero team-ups.

flatlined @ 2010-12-04T21:56:00

2010-12-04T20:56:08Z

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