and they called me the "yondaime"...

Eighteen

flashdrived — Thu, 07 Jan 2010 21:06:30 GMT

I will make a dent into that Itachi Uchiha.

Everyone? San Francisco Zoo parking lot, Sunday at 5:00 PM. Be there and you better be present, Itachi. Or I'll call you not only a woman but a coward.

Seventeen

flashdrived — Tue, 05 Jan 2010 16:28:07 GMT

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

And something tells me that this year will be different and better than the others. It's the very name of one of my favorite movies, so what wrong is there to happen?

I'm still in a festive mood, so why don't we kick-start this new year with something a little fun? Heck. Maybe it'll stop making people so angry at each other. I have checked my f-list this morning to make judgement like that.

TRUTH SERUM MEME

Comment with your username, and speak the ugly truth to someone! This can be a confession, a whine-fest, or anything you'd think can make the other person's life better! Anonymous commenting is on and IP logging is off. Have fun!

Sixteen|Filtered from Sasuke

flashdrived — Sun, 27 Dec 2009 16:59:53 GMT

Allright guys! I gotta little eensy request for all of you who know Sasuke in SOME way! He's all bummed out cause his Christmas dinner plans were ruined ~~and half of it was MY damn fault and I admit it~~. So even THOUGH he said he didn't want anything from anyone I'm doing something anyway! I'm a firm believer that everyone deserves some good to happen to 'em, and I kinda think he needs to know he's thought of. Cause at the moment he's surprisingly not his bitchy self which means it REALLY got to him.

So if he hasn't pissed you off too much I'd like it if you can say what you'd like to give him for Christmas! It can be of anything, and I'm not asking you to lie. I know he's a real bastard to most of you but he does have really nice qualities to those who give him a chance. So tell it like it is if you have to. Noone but me can see what you put down and when I get enough of these I'll give em to him!

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Fifteen

flashdrived — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 02:59:09 GMT

So I hear that Hizashi is adopting Sasuke?

HAHAHAHA GOOD LUCK I GIVE YOU TWO DAMN WEEKS WITH THAT BRAT!

Fourteen

flashdrived — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 17:46:11 GMT

I made you something. SWEETHEART. It fits you real good.

Thirteen

flashdrived — Tue, 08 Dec 2009 22:27:38 GMT

If any of you see this whirpoolify person run around acting like a smartass and you're wondering who in the hell she is? That's my ex-wife.

She's also your boss or something. So don't kiss her ass. She doesn't deserve it.

Twelve

flashdrived — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 22:43:27 GMT

I AM AN INSPIRED MAN. Thanks to Yakushi. ♥

Therefore, I decided to share with you all MY IDEAL WOMAN.

She will have the ass of Vida Guerra:

The tits of Kim Kardashian:

The legs of Beyonce Knowles:

The smile of Elle MacPhearson:

The hair of Jennifer Aniston:

The INSANITY of Angelina Jolie (I like them crazy as a bat. Call me a sucker):

The midsection of Jessica Biel:

And FINALLY, the sex talents of Bridget the Midget:

One day I will FIND this perfect woman and treat her like a queen. Maybe if the stars allign in the right way, I'd marry her too.

Eleven

flashdrived — Thu, 03 Dec 2009 17:29:05 GMT

Since THANKSGIVING was a disaster, there's always Christmas. And if that is also a disaster, then there's New Years.

If New Years fails, then might as well give in 'cause looking forward to Valentine's Day, Martin Luther King Day, and Easter is masochistic. BUT! I am an optimistic kinda guy! I've been filming for some indie movie about terrorists. What gets me is that I have such a tiny role in it where i play some kid's father (the kid accused of being a terrorist). Hardly any speaking at all but I do a lot of things with my hands. Like this lil' clip here!

Shooting ends in two weeks so I better savor the role PERIOD.

Ten

flashdrived — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 03:56:51 GMT

Y'know, a man is feeling a bit down in the dumps. Thanksgiving is coming up, and I have no plans. But it's okay, all I need is me, myself, and I.

- Ah. Who am I kidding. Four Disney DVDs later, and this old feeling is still there.

So why don't we humor an old man a little?

In this post, tell me what you are thankful for, and why you are. Who knows? Maybe this can be a good thing for some of ya.

Nine

flashdrived — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 18:58:05 GMT

Sasuke Uchiha.

If you're going to do this then do it the right way. I want the following from you as soon as possible:

1.) My Mary Poppins anniversary edition DVD,
2.) All the stuffed animals I ever bought you,
3.) The key copies for my house, gate, and deposit box,
4.) All the clothes I got you,
5.) My egg vibrator. Yes, I know you have it. So don't play stupid on me with that too,
6.) My entire collection of Ambrose Bierce I let you borrow,
7.) And the Snoopy shaving cone machine I bought you.

Scratch that. Not soon as possible. RIGHT. NOW. I'll be home all day so do a good job and send all my belongings to me, hm?

EDIT: ... MY CAR.

OH GOD NO. THAT LITTLE SHIT SET MY CAR ON FIRE!! I KNOW HE DID IT.

SASUKE, GODDAMNIT. YOU MEAN LITTLE FUCKING SHIT. I'LL KILL YOU FOR THIS. I KNOW YOU DID IT!

{{OOC: Eeeep. So Sasuke went over and set Minato's car on fire 'cause they had a huge argument over the phone over them "temporarily breaking up" xD. HAHA Yes. Temporary! They'll be son and father again later on! If you don't mind their endless comments to each other on stupid stuff that is! ♥}}

Eight

flashdrived — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 21:57:06 GMT

I'm feelin' a lil' frisky tonight. An' a winner!

OI. BRATS. LET'S GET TOGETHER FOR A LIL' NAKED CANDYLAND!!

Sasuke I know you're not studying in there. I see you on AIM!

Seven | Private Entry

flashdrived — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 05:43:55 GMT

Kinda glad I have a little outlet somewhere like this Livejournal thing. There's some shit that's bothering me, so might as well blast it here, lock it, and throw away the key.

Naruto came over the house and I showed him his birth certificate, pictures of him and his mother, and I think he's NOW convinced that I am his father. I'm glad he believes me now. Thing is I don't know what will happen next. I want him in my life but I get the feeling I'm in for a lot of work -- I did keep th' both of us a secret from him and by the look on his face it'll be a hard thing to accept for a long fucking time.

Not going to be a coward on this anymore, Mina. No second guessing and no fucking excuses. You gotta step up and be a man about it.

Sasuke's been staying with me and his nightmares are gettin' worse. He's gettin' more and more depressed and it hurts me too when I can't do much about it. Whatever that Madara did to him, its hurting him and I feel like I failed him. I try t'get him to talk about it but he clams up on me. I know he's been raped as a kid and that'd fuck anyone up. Especially from someone in your FAMILY. That's why I try my best to let him know he's safe as long as I'm his dad. But I'm thinking its going to take a lot to make him feel really safe. I just worry alot about him.

Guess I should let Neji know. He might be able to help though Ducky wanted noone to know . I'll ask again later cause I gotta get him to learn to trust people.

Methinks I gotta try harder to get him and Itachi on talking terms again. He needs him but his pride is the worst fuckin' thing I've ever seen. Never saw anything like it! When Ducky gets really bad, he seems like he sucks it up real quick and acts like his usual self like a light switch or somethin'. UNREAL.

Back on topic. To not trust your own brother is fucking weird to me. Guess I have no place cause I never had a brother or sister. Or know what kinda history both of them had. But I'll keep in touch with Itachi an' let him know what's going on with his brother. He does need to know Sasuke's gettin' worse and there's not much I can do for him that he'd allow. There's this shit going on with that Shino person and Sasuke thinks he's bothering him cause of Neji and Lee. I'll deal with Shino later cause I won't fucking stand for it. Not since I failed Neji for nor BEING there when he needed me when that Suigetsu person started fucking with him in my own fucking journal. I don't want him feeling like that again and I'm definitely convinced that this Lee he's dating is a good thing for him.

Ducky doesn't seem like he has anyone like that Lee in his life, an' I wish he did. He just needs someone HIS age to relate with and get that moral support he never got growing up. He LOOKS like he cares for that Sakura girl I see him talk to sometimes but he barely mentions her when we hang out together. I think I'll go an' invite her over to hang out with us so he won't act so distant with her. She looks like a good egg he needs. But one things for sure and that I WON'T give up on both of them. Not like I gave up on Naruto. I want all of them that I'm here for good and I'm ready to do what I need t'do.

I better go. I got a screen interview to prepare for Friday an' I'm stressing out about it. I fucking need this part so bad since that show got cancelled. Doesn't make me look any better when I'm gettin' pissed drunk over the stress and its affecting my damn homelife. But I gotta leave them both (and Naruto) after Halloween cause I promised Ducky I'd go to that staff party with him. Since LAST TIME I left 'im alone, they almost killed the babysitter so I gotta find someone else to take care of Sasuke. Nejis fine long as Lee is around but I dont want to leave Ducky alone and not at a time like this with his problems.

Guess I better make a few calls an' see who can stay with him. And I don't give a shit how much he bitches I'M NOT LEAVING HIM BY HIMSELF. I can't take him with me, either. And I wish I could.

Anyway I gotta get the hell out of here. Groceries aren't gonna get themselves.

Six

flashdrived — Sat, 24 Oct 2009 14:13:06 GMT

Christ, I'm so fucking hung over that I started drinking coffee out from my shampoo bottle. NEVER AGAIN WILL I DRINK AT A MEXICAN WATERING HOLE WITHOUT SUPERVISION.

An' I saw this thing floating around so why not try it?

Comment to this entry, and tell someone what you think of them, or confess what you'd always want to do with them!

Five

flashdrived — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 21:12:30 GMT

DEAR LIVEJOURNAL. CURRENT MOOD - DEFEATED

I'm a huge softy, so I decided to take both of you off of punishment. Don't piss me off again, you brats. Got it? Next time I won't be so busy with my job that I can't keep an eye on you both as much as I wanted to. An' sorry bout yelling at you -- ah, Shino?? But I have a HUGE rule with both of them, and it's to not do that kinky shit at my house 'less I give them verbal permission to do so. Gotta understand me, alright?

Not apologizing to you, Itachi. You're a huge asshole and one of these days you'll get that huge broomstick out of your goddamn ass.

And Ducky is pissed off at me again. Y'know one of these days you will TAKE MY PHONE CALLS.

If you stop being pissy at me, I'll let you entertain at my house? Truce? ♥

Edit: GGJgjsfgSHFDG DO NOT BELIEVE HIM I DO NOT MOLEST HIM.

SASUKE. YOU'RE GETTING THE BEATING OF YOUR LIFE TONIGHT.

Ah, I didn't even mean that. Y'say things you don't mean when you're pissed off. Can't bring myself to do any harm to my guys, to be honest.

Take a page outta that book for a change.

Four

flashdrived — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 03:44:40 GMT

Alright I'm through pretending all those comments did NOT happen in my last entry.

Both of you are grounded for a week. No excuses. Sasuke? You are grounded for TWO weeks.

Three

flashdrived — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 02:11:10 GMT

Two

flashdrived — Sun, 04 Oct 2009 22:17:46 GMT

OI. SAUS-KEH.

I do not give a damn who sees this. I have a most heartfelt confession to you. See, its so amazing how two grown men can bond so beautifully in a span of one week. I feel as if I've known you all my life! And by your many, many "old fart" jokes, yes! Since the year of the dinosaur have I noticed such a bond! You are mt T. Rex to my Brachiosaur!

Therefore, I am going to do all I can to call you son. Yes, that's right! I'm going to the judge and fight through all sorts of bureauocracy first thing in the morning, and I will adopt you. You will call me daddy, and I will call you my sonny boy! You said your childhood was non-existent, so as soon as I get all the paperwork in order, we will do the following son-father bonding things that you regretfully missed out on:

Play catch!

Fish near a fresh-water lake and reminisce about how girls are crazy and why they like to think they are better than us!

Have heart-to-hearts about sex and all that other touchy-feely crap!

Manly bear-hugs! I love to hug so you better, too, if you're going to be my son!

Have the honor of being named "Sasuke Namikaze." Has a charming ring to it, don't you think? Who wants to be an Uchiha when you can me Minato Namikaze's son!

No, no! Don't stop me! I'll be your daddy at all costs! While I get things in motion, here's an image closely brazened into my very heart. My Photoshop talents do NOT do it justice, but just imagine it?

Don't we look so precious together? MINATO AND SASUKE NAMIKAZE. MY ASIAN SON. ♥

AND AN EXTRA WELCOME TO THE FAMILY TO NEJI NAMIKAZE. Sasuke you have a sparkling new brother now! You two play nice together like a nice, happy family! And NO FIGHTING, YOU TWO. I'm not afraid to use my belt on two grown men!

One

flashdrived — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 02:28:53 GMT

Man, I don't even like this thing already. With your Twitter, there's not so many steps to get started on it. Here, you have to:

1.) Pick a username not taken,
2.) Validate your e-mail,
3.) Fill out your profile into in intricate detail, customise journal, upload icons (and more than one - it was not fun wasting precious time cropping and sizing my pictures), friend other employees, and then you can start using it.

Waste of timmme. They told me that everyone needed to get one, and I'm not one to argue with the higher powers.

-- So! Guess all of you are wondering who I am. I am Minato, as you can see by my profile name. Before you ask, my mother married a Japanese man. Hence, why a white boy has an Asian name. I act for aliving. And I also work at Dickey's since even though I act? Apparently I'm not as good at it yet. Ha.

Thirty-two, single, and not. Gay.

Forward to the get-to-know with all of you, and in the meantime I will try to figure out how in the hell can I add videos to this thing. I was told you could, but I'm shit with computers.

Thank you, chainsmoker88. Now I can post my acting work here!

phone post | text | e-mail | voice messaging

flashdrived — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 00:25:44 GMT

Current ringtone :

how's my driving?

flashdrived — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 00:16:53 GMT

character bio | plot device fury

flashdrived — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 23:31:49 GMT

((will fill this shit in once i'm not lazy. but if you want a little sumthin sumthin with yo-yo, hit me up))