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ummmm I Drabbled again

Title: Do You Like to Eat My Ass
Author: firehead30
Warnings/Author's Notes: I apologize for this in advance. Yes I have desecrated Dr Seuss and Green Eggs and Ham. I am ashamed.
Pairing Brian and Justin
Beta: zaipixie partner in crime

Do you like to eat my ass


Would you rim me in the shower
Or does my ass need to smell like a flower?
Could you, would you lick me at the baths?
While everyone strokes their staffs.

I do, I do like to eat your ass!
I would rim you in the shower.
While you moan, your anus flowers!

I could, I would lick you at the baths.
While losers beat their staffs.

Do you like to tongue my anal ring?
Or do you want to slap my ass until is stings?

*SMACK*

"Wake up Justin. That’s the last time you read Dr Seuss to Gus."