Leo the black Lion

Headcanon musings ←

2010-11-22T10:17:24Z

- Has no birthday, but I assume that he was created on 1st January.
- His mother is an African golden Lioness.
- His father is black.
- He never met his parents.

- Exercises
- His blond hair is NOT natural color.
- His hair is, however, smooth.

- Very lazy and loves to lie in the sun for hours.
- Sometimes, he's racist towards humans.
- Is 98% straight, and the other 2% is gay love towards his best friend.
- Doesn't remember his dreams (a way to block trauma)

- He likes to be petted on his head
- He loves when someone scratches his ears and chin [no one did that yet]
- He loves belly rubs. [no one did that yet]
- His most sensitive spot is at the end of his back (like a cat's) [no one did that yet]
- He DOES NOT PURR. But he groans when happy.

- Junkie. Yes, he does drugs, like marijuana, mushrooms, catnip.
- Spends 20% of his days dreaming about how much he misses Fire Candy.
- Spends the rest of his days thinking about sex, smoking and playing guitar.
- Loves hardcore music and hardcore magazines.
- He owns a LOT of porn.

- Goes to school.
- He sleeps in class.
- Doesn't understand or nor he is able to read English properly.
- Knows about few things he learned, but rarely shows.

- He’s carnivorous but he allows greens on pizza. He likes to eat fast food, drink beer and candy.
- He doesn't drink milk, nor eats bread (unless it's hotdog, pizza, hamburger)
- Always eats XL meals.

Canon musings ←

2010-11-10T15:00:40Z

Halfs vs Halves
Just so you won't think I don't know English, actually the scanlated manga calls Leo's species "Halfs". Yes, HALFS. Not Halves. While Kengo - the mangaka - also wrote "Halfs" we all know that Japanese people most of the time don't know English that well, so it might have been a mistake. But because on the scanlations they call them "Halfs" either it was a mistake or not, I am sticking with it.Therefore, when Leo types or says "Halfs" usually I will write it that way.

Leo: Teeth and eyes
Leo: Naked
Leo: Clothes
Leo: Motor rollerblades
Leo: Young

Half: Cat tongue and healing
Half: Stretching
Half: Moves and agility

Fire Candy: Vial
Fire Candy: Effects

We are done

2010-03-22T02:37:58Z

Damnit.
Fucking assholes, who the fuck they though we were? Tsh.

We got rid all of that shit, finally. ~~Stupid cave, why the hell does the boat even have that?!~~, and FINALLY the pirates stopped chasing us. Now to explain all this crap to he marines (that is, if they will even listen. Which I doubt, since they just chased our asses around through half of the ocean without even caring).

At least the boat isn't that damaged.
So. I'm against stopping at an island ever again.

And by the way, Gintoki. My boat is JUST fine. And we are sailing. And we aren'0t being chased anymore. There.

[ooc: it's 22nd here, and the plot is done]

[Video Post]

2010-03-19T20:29:48Z

[Leo is holding his laptop, filming his boat; it's in pretty bad shape, you can even see some blood, extinguished fire and such here and there.] ... they did get it back, but... [Leo turns the camera] FALIS, YOU BITCH! WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO MY BOAT?!

[he sighs] ... damnit, we'll have to st--

[suddenly the whole boat moves, Leo's eyes widen, but a second impact came, this time it threw him and the laptop to the floor. Now with a weird angle on the camera, you can see Leo looking up] WHAT THE FUCK?!!

[he grabs the laptop and runs outside, and far on the ocean there is a Pirate's ship] WHAT THE FUCK WE ARE UNDER ATT-- [There is an explosion, but this came from the opposite direction, so the half turns] What th--- [there is a marine's boat on the other side. And actually, they both seem to be aiming at Neverland]

WE ARE GONNA DIE MY FUCKING GOD!! [Another explosion and the feed is cut off]

[ooc: This plot.]

[Voice]

2010-03-14T12:39:38Z

[All you hear is screaming]

OHMYGOD THEY STOLE MY BOAT. THEY STOLE MY BOAT THOSE FUCKING SHIT HEADS I'LL FUCKING KILL THEM FUCKTARDS, THE BASTARDS, I'LL MURDER THEM!!

MYBOATWASSTOLENFUCKINGGOD WHYTHEFUCKTHISHADTOHAPPENTOME

[ooc: This plot]

Nerverland crew.. and such, whatever

2010-03-12T09:04:20Z

Okay, so. After so long on the sea I suppose it'd be fine to stop by an island (it'll be the first time, right?). Not that we need since the boat is like an island on itself, but yeah, sure. I kinda want to see the dinosaurs.

For how long you guys wanna stay there, anyway? Three days? I wouldn't mind go exploring a bit.

[ooc: This plot]

Log: There is something hiding in the dark

2010-02-17T19:18:43Z

Who: Leo firecandyleo and anyone
When: After this post
Where: Neverland boat, Leo's bedroom
Rating: Cursing

Since [Action] comments are not allowed, I'm opening this log for anyone who wishes to barge into Leo's room to check on him.
Obviously if it's characters from other boats, they'll have to drop by Neverland and that doesn't happen in 5 minutes; for that, this log post has no actual date, time or chronology, so go wild and in the end we just assume it happened.

This could be considered sort of like what happens during the Party Posts <3

[Accidental Video Post]

2010-02-17T18:57:56Z

[The feed starts and flying around the laptop you notice a small Golem that Komui once made for Leo. The Golem was the one turning video on. It’s dark, the laptop’s light is the only thing that allows you to see the scene. In the background you can see (not only a lot of junk), but also a bed, and completely covered by the blankets there is Leo.
Leo is moving a lot, actually, even if he is sleeping. It’s easy to see he is having some sort of nightmare. Then, he stops moving. There is no sound.
After around 2 minutes, all of sudden Leo screams, tries to get up and falls off the bed, panting. Possibly with the lack of light you can’t notice, but with the sounds and sniffs you can understand he was crying. He also moves immediately to a corner, as if he is trying to protect himself from something]

… g-godmanit… [A hand rushes to his face, cleaning the tears and sweat and suddenly it looks as if he is going to puke, but Leo’s hand stops it. He looks pretty much terrified as if he had seen the most horrible thing in his dream.] … fuck… Ryoki…

[Suddenly his eyes widen when he notices the laptop’s light] … [with a growl, he turns to the Golem] You fucking shit, what did I say about touching my laptop!! [His anger dissipates soon. And so he just grabs his rollerblades and throws them towards the laptop, hoping to turn it off/break it. And the feed ends. All replies will be 2-3 hours after this post]

Why me?

2010-02-13T09:32:43Z

[Suddenly the feed starts. You can see Leo is over the music room, holding his guitar, and at the side is Shuichi, a content expression on their face; obviously they just finished singing and playing a song or two.] Man, this was awesome. Let’s see how it looks like in video, I bet it’s even better than we think [the lion moves to the laptop] … Oi, Shuichi… it didn’t record.

WHAT?

The laptop, it didn’t record!!

But the camera is on!

Fuck if I know what happened!!!

[They stare at the screen for long while until Leo finally sighs] I’m not gonna play it again, my fingers hurt.

And my throat.

Yeah…

Yeah...

[The Grand Line hates them.]

Fuck this day

2010-02-07T00:16:10Z

Well, this was the shittiest week ever.

Fuku, can I talk to ya?

The roof is on fire

2010-02-05T09:37:05Z

......

So. Yesterday our house burnt down.

We camped, tho!! It was pretty cool, we haven't camped in ages. Tho during the night Elphie had to make a magic spell else the tents would burn too.

I'm... sorry?

Yeah...

2010-01-23T20:14:51Z

... sorry for attacking your robots, destroying the mini ones, having fun out of it and call you names, Komui.

[ooc: Rinali scolded Komui, Dante and Leo, and Leo was forced to apologize XD probably everyone is, SO YEAH, get to it, boys~]

HOLY CRAP HOLY SHIT

2010-01-20T23:25:40Z

[the laptop is currently on the floor, but it turned itself on for some reason. You can see that Leo and Dante and against a door, grinning almost evilly. Leo has a bat on his hand, Dante has his… weapons (lol, what ARE Dante’s weapons?) and it’s like the two just made something too awesome to put in words] Fuck yeah, we did it. And Komurin is gone.

[They were about to “high-5” when there is a noise. The two look behind and suddenly there is a horror expression on their faces]
What the…

… AHHHH!! [there is a scream and Leo runs off to grab his laptop and just dashes running] THERE WERE MORE, THERE WERE MORE!!! HOLY SHIT, THEY ARE NEVER ENDING!! [you can see three other Komurins coming out of no where, followed by several Mini-Komurins; they aren’t happy, after all Leo and Dante just attacked and locked one of their robotic brothers in a room. Actually, they are going to attack anyone they see, most likely]

[ooc: This plot]

KJBDSFBJH

2010-01-13T23:37:50Z

WHY THE FUCK IS MY HAIR GREEN?!

[ooc: Smoker dared Komui to put dye in Leo's shampoo]

Stuff. I don't know how to call his journal.

2010-01-09T00:13:21Z

Okay, we picked up Ace. Do you still need a doctor? I don't think we have a medic around, but I'm pretty sure we can try to... patch you up for a while? I don't know man, I was never in a battle field before, the fuck!

Orphe, I need to talk to you.
And to you too, Dante! I've got something fucking awesome.
And thanks for the cigarettes, Smoker.

Also. There is a POKEMON AROUND. HOW AWESOME IS THAT. And I was told Mew is around too. Fuck yeah, Pokemons!
I never had the game, but I used to play it for free in the malls. it was really fun.

Presents

2009-12-26T21:44:54Z

Okay! So, Christmas was nice. I kinda... never really had a Christmas before. It was good. Really good.

So~! I got a lot of stuff, I'm surprised.
A guitar, a scarf, a pillow, beer, pizza, guitar pick. I... I suck at this sort of shit ~~I never got presents like this~~, but really, thank you so much guys. You rock.

Oh, to the Neverland crew, we can open the presents under the Christmas trees now! But they are kinda... well, very random. I got a clown suit, a diary, a purse... but there are really freaking awesome stuff also, like a poster of a car, and a baseball bat. There are still more to open, if you'd like to search for something.
And you can eat the cookies and milk too. They are good.

Hey, Gokudera, wanna drop by sometime? You did say you didn't mind to visit us sometime.

[Voice] Rock and roll

2009-12-17T13:07:57Z

And I'm done.
It's hard when I've to be the one mixing up and adding drums and others.

ANYWAY, enjoy dudes.

[ooc: PLEASE, assume that you hear Leo's voice (I don't think it'd be this deep since he is only 16), and also that the music lack some of effects. And I really love this song to little tiny pieces and it fits him, so. But yeah, assume~]

[Video] HARUHIIIII

2009-12-12T14:38:49Z

OOC: SORRY EVERYONE, PLEASE IGNORE THIS POST. Apparently there wqas someone else NPCing Tamaki/Haruhi before, so these two are non-existant now. Forgive me the confusion.

[A very determined face of someone who is most certainly NOT Leo is put into view. As he Backs up from the camera you can see that it's none other than Tamaki. And behind Tamaki, Leo tries to fight him off]

FELLOW STRANDED FOLKS- I HAVE A QUESTION OF UTMOST IMPORTANCE TO YOU!!! [a picture is stuffed in front of the camera of Haruhi, in a cute summer dress] HAVE YOU SEEN THIS GIRL?! SHE ANSWERS THE NAME OF HARUHI FUJIOKA!! IF YOU FIND HER CONTACT ME IMMEDIATELY AND FEED HER GOOD HIGH CLASSED FOOD!!!

HAURHI WHERE ARE YOU?!?! DADDY IS WORRIED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[feed ends with Leo screaming "GIVE ME"]

[ooc: This happens during the party, over this thread]

Mistletoes

2009-12-05T14:56:53Z

What the FUCK is wrong with this decorations? These mistletoes really take the idea "kissing under it" a bit TOO FUCKING serious.

Been stuck under one for two hours. My legs were hurting like hell. At least just a kiss is necessary, even if it's on the hand only; they aren't picky at least, and good thing that Elphaba was smart enough to figure it out. I d-don't mean that you're ugly or weird or anything, Elphaba, it's just... yeah, I've a girl... and you've your guy... s-so, that yeah, kiss on the lips would have been really awkward. NOT THAT I'D KISS YOU ANYWAY. I MEAN. IT'S. Forget it.

Not approaching those damn things ever again.

And they are gone. Almost

2009-11-28T11:59:28Z

So... the clothes-eating-books were eaten by the paper-eating-books, and thank God Elphaba found a way to just inactivate the whole thing. ... wow, reading what I just wrote sounds like I'm trippin' or some shit of the sort. Anyway, it's over!

Except we still have Dalmatians around. Why the fuck are the dalmatians still around?

Okay, guys, er, we gotta count them and all; did someone already do that?
Geez so many animals...

[ooc: The end of this plot.]

WTF

2009-11-23T18:44:28Z

SERIOUSLY, WHAT THE FUCK YOU PEOPLE?
My clothes are all ripped apart, who the fuck did this?! WHY did you do this?! ~~My favorite shirt...~~

... and what's up with the freaking dog? Who brought it?

[ooc: Regarding this plot. Also, as for the dog, 101 Dalmatians will randomly pop up during the curse; when it's over, they'll still remain on board]

Fuku-chan

2009-11-11T12:29:05Z

So everyone in Neverland. One of my friends is here now, Fuku, and he is a half too ~~obviously, I only had like, one human friend~~.
Fuku-chan thinks I'm crazy when I told him about our crew. It's not my fault this world is fucked up, okay? And I told you you were going to eat those words, Fuku-chan ~~and I do have a girlfriend! And it's not Haru-chan! What the fuck, Haru-chan isn't even here; and why would it even be Haru?! Haru is a dude!~~

Anyway! Yeah, that's about it.
Ah, welcome aboard too, Dante.

Oh, hm, Rinali. Will you be going to Smoker's boat for a while, then?

Lost

2009-11-03T18:07:38Z

Hey, did someone see a small vial with a pink liquid inside? It also has small wings on it. I can't seem to find it anywhere. It's kinda important.

Also, me and Orphe are going to Vongola; whoever wants to come is free to do do so. Take care of the boat guys.

[ooc: The vial has a drug, Fire Candy, bit stronger than ecstasy. So don't take it |: and Leo is really pissed, right now, so I apologise if he gets bitchy.]

Music room

2009-10-17T19:37:11Z

Holy shit, I found the sweetest awesomest fucking coolest music room ever. It has TWO electric guitars. THOSE BABIES ARE FUCKING AWESOME.
It has a Iron Bird, a must, and it has this cutie here:

Not only has this great roaring tone, it allows blazing fast fingering action.
HEAVEN. FUCKING HEAVEN.

I never wanna leave.

[ooc: yeah, so Leo has been playing loud punk music since the moment he found this room. Like Sum41, Offpring and so on.]

And now it's mine.

2009-10-10T14:47:52Z

I have no idea where I landed. I don't see anyone, actually, I think I'm alone. Er, Vongola, SDC? I hope you all are okay.

Anyway. I'd be freaking out but I'm not. I found a boat; it's pretty fucking awesome, looks like one of those that came out from the kid's books. And it's desert, as well as this island, so it's not stealing, okay?
I never had my own boat.
So... I'll make my own crew, I guess. it'll be awesome.

Anyway, Mihashi and whoever is with you, I'm picking up you guys. Anyone wants to join my new just formed and fucking awesome crew or needs to be picked up?

Rinali, I've something to ask~