Everyone Loves a Good Pun Now and Then.

It's hard to fathom why a league of half-pint officials are in such knots about our old measures, when anyone with an ounce of sense sees they're miles better.

This, from the British Telegraph a few weeks back, is a damn good headline. It's as good as I've ever seen. It's as good, even, as the following, which was written after a man escaped from a lunatic asylum, ran into a launderette, raped the woman inside, and ran away.

Nut Screws Washers and Bolts.

When I grow up, I want to be a copy-editor.