I...
Wish to register a complaint!
John Cleese is truly a god among men. That, of course, is the opening line of the infamous "Dead Parrot" sketch. When all you need is that line to make you laugh at great length... brilliant.
-'Ello miss!
-Whadoyoumean "miss"?
-I'm sorry I have cold...
I wish to make a complaint!-
-Sorry we're closing for lunch!-
-NEVER MIND THAT MY LAD I wish to complain about this parrot I bought not 'alf an hour ago from this very boutique!
-Oh yes, the Norwegian blue. What's a, what's wrong with it?
-I'll tell you what's wrong with it my lad. It's dead, that's what wrong with it!
And so on... I haven't listened to it in a while. I used to be able to quote whole Python movies by heart. The trouble is, after watching it nearly thirty times, it does get a bit old. Even Python. I can still watch them, but not so much on my own any more. If with company I can watch it with as much enthusiasm as ever. Anyway.
-Look matey this parrot wouldn't "VOOM!" if you put forty thousand VOLTS through it! If you 'adn't nailed 'im to the perch he'd be pushin' up the daisies!! *goes on for about a minute, then* THIS, is an Ex. Parrot!
-Well... I'd better replace it then!
...
-What's the news?
-Well I've 'ad a look around the back, and we're fresh out of parrots.
-Oh I see, I see 'ow it is!
-I've got a slug!
-Does it talk?
-...yep!
-Right, i'll 'ave that one then!
*much laughter*
John Cleese is truly a god among men. That, of course, is the opening line of the infamous "Dead Parrot" sketch. When all you need is that line to make you laugh at great length... brilliant.
-'Ello miss!
-Whadoyoumean "miss"?
-I'm sorry I have cold...
I wish to make a complaint!-
-Sorry we're closing for lunch!-
-NEVER MIND THAT MY LAD I wish to complain about this parrot I bought not 'alf an hour ago from this very boutique!
-Oh yes, the Norwegian blue. What's a, what's wrong with it?
-I'll tell you what's wrong with it my lad. It's dead, that's what wrong with it!
And so on... I haven't listened to it in a while. I used to be able to quote whole Python movies by heart. The trouble is, after watching it nearly thirty times, it does get a bit old. Even Python. I can still watch them, but not so much on my own any more. If with company I can watch it with as much enthusiasm as ever. Anyway.
-Look matey this parrot wouldn't "VOOM!" if you put forty thousand VOLTS through it! If you 'adn't nailed 'im to the perch he'd be pushin' up the daisies!! *goes on for about a minute, then* THIS, is an Ex. Parrot!
-Well... I'd better replace it then!
...
-What's the news?
-Well I've 'ad a look around the back, and we're fresh out of parrots.
-Oh I see, I see 'ow it is!
-I've got a slug!
-Does it talk?
-...yep!
-Right, i'll 'ave that one then!
*much laughter*