SO.

I just spent literally 4 hours straight reading Milton, ladies and gentlemen, and now I'm probably going to spend 4 hours straight typing up an essay about it.

I AM SO INCREDIBLY GIGGLY.

I knew I had to stop reading and come home for the night when literally everything the angels said (including Satan) started making me GIGGLE. I couldn't read two lines without starting to giggle hysterically. I was even giggling the whole goddamn walk home (and might I add that there is nothing particularly funny about walking home in the dark and the cold in Columbus) FOR NO REASON. I think everyone I passed must've thought I was possessed or something.

And now, for posterity, a conversation between myself and Nicole. (this was on IM, btw.)


Nicole: SATAN
Kat: *FUCKING DIES LAUGHING*
Nicole: dude maybe he's taken over columbus...he makes you giggly, there was that guy at steak and shake
Nicole: the crucifetus sticker
Nicole: the rioting
Kat: YES!! HE WAS TOTALLY THE GUY AT STEAK N SHAKE!!
Nicole: yup. AND YOU THOUGHT HE WAS HOT
Kat: I TOTALLY DID
Nicole: SATANS BRIDE
Kat: *keels over dayud*
Kat: *marries Satan*
Kat: *is doomed*
Kat: OKAY I NEED TO STOP NOW
Nicole: *is afraid of you*
Kat: *headdesk*
Nicole: *needs to stop eating cause shes a fatass*
Kat: NO YOU AREN'T
Kat: *dies*
Nicole: dude i was skinny LAST WEEK
Nicole: What happened???
Kat: you KILL me
Kat: WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE
Kat: WHY AM I NOT THERE
Kat: SOMETHING IS WRONG HERE
Nicole: cause im not EVIL
Kat: SATAN!!! SATAN!!!!
Nicole: ooooohhhh lord
Kat: *twitches spasmically*
Nicole: SATAN

..Ahem. for anyone who cares, last time Nicole visited me, we saw a guy at Steak N Shake with red eyes (red contacts, supposedly *shifty eyes*) and we saw this sticker on a pipe at Bernie's (a bar/club thing). SO. Yeah.

Um, I'm gonna go now.