Best/worst pictures of me EVER, depending on your perspective. In one I look like, I don't know, Trailer Trash Barbie or something, and in the other I look like the Hillbilly Deluxe version of Kathryn. Heh.

And no, you ain't hallucinatin'. I really am missing two teeth. They never grew in.

WHOA NELLY THAR SHE BLOWS

She thinks mah TRAC-tor's SEXY

and I'm off.