Just because I'm filthy, having not yet showered today, and I haven't written anything worth reading for quite awhile now, I shall grace thee all with CELEBRITY SEX CAMP!! (Which I snitched from Mary, btw.)
Monday
First Choice: Ewan McGregor. He's adorable (especially in Big Fish, the movie I most recently saw him in). We'd probably watch stupid movies and get drunk and then have fun, goofy sex. Cuz you know... that's me. PERFECT way to start the week.
Alternate: Jude Law. Cuz he's SO HAWT. Ewan is more fun though, so that's why Jude is an alternate. *giggles* Sorry honay!
Tuesday
First Choice: Alan Rickman. Can I just step back and take a moment to say that a man with a sexier voice does not, in fact, exist? At all? Guh. That and I love his sense of humor. Mmmm, sex with Alan Rickman... *drools* Since Tuesday is kind of a MREH day sometimes, and Alan would be the perfect fix for that.
</b>Alternate:</b> Jason Isaacs. Cuz if I can't have the one sexy, British actor old enough to be my father, I'll have the other. Jason is sweet and adorable and just plain fun, but Alan has been around in my head longer, but really, either of these guys would do me fine. (Heh.)
Wednesday
First Choice: Paul Bettany. For the day aptly named Hump Day. (Hur hur hur...) Brilliant and British and utterly sexy. We'd probably spend at least as much time talking as having sex, but man... mrowr.
Alternate: Billy Boyd. I LOVE YOU BILLY! You're far too cute for your own good, but you're much more cuddly and sweet than anything else, and we'd probably just end up cuddling and kissing at the most. Which is why you are a (very acceptable) alternate.
Thursday
First Choice: Dave Matthews. OH, DAVE. Because I love his music and I would love to get inside that head of his, and on Thursdays I'm just feeling sort of laid-back. Which is Dave all over. Again, a man I'd find it just as easy to sit around talking to as have sex with.
Alternate: Chris Martin gets the very close second place. Dave gets first by virtue of his golly gee-whiz adorableness and his seniority in mah head. But I love Chris's music and he's like a big lanky puppy and he's just TOO DAMN cute. Even if we never got around to sex, I'd sure as hell love to hang out with him.
Friday
First choice: Chris Cornell. Cuz, OH MY GOD THAT MAN IS SO HOT. He seems really sweet, too, when he wants to be, but guh. GUH, I SAY! And Fridays require intensity. Hence... Chris.
Alternate: Scott Weiland. Rreowr, ladies and gentlemen. I've had the privelege of seeing this man live with his band, and he has charisma OOZING out of every pore of his sexy, sexy body. Friday is officially a tie, Chris went first cuz his name is alphabetical. *g*
Saturday
First Choice: Patrick Murphy, from Gaelic Storm. Saturday is my day that I go out and have fun and am basically as Kathryn as Kathryn can be, and that requires ENERGY to keep up with me. Patrick has energy, he's hilarious, he'd be totally fun to hang out with, and he's one of the few shorter guys I'd totally shag. WHEE!
Alternate: Rufus Wainwright. Cuz, aww man, that boy is SO MUCH FUN. Shh, I'm fully aware I can't sleep with him, but I don't care. I wanna hang out with him and make catty comments and have him insult my fashion sense so I can tease him about his lisp, and we can check out boys together before we come home and watch movies and cuddle on the couch. Awww!
Sunday
First Choice: Johnny Depp. Sunday is the day I kick back and DO NOTHING and don't leave the house... and if I had to spend all day shagging someone, it would TOTALLY BE Johnny Depp. Nevermind his hilarious, quirky sense of humor or his total randomness. Oh, UNH!
Alternate: Camui Gackt. My shout-out to the hotness of J-rock boys, he's almost TOO pretty to sleep with, but he can be damned sexy when he's not wearing way too much makeup. That, and if he started weirding me out too much (the guy claims he's from MARS for chrissakes) I'd make him play piano and sing for me, cuz boy is talented. Yay!
Heh, that took way too long. I'ma go shower now. STINKY KATHRYN!
Monday
First Choice: Ewan McGregor. He's adorable (especially in Big Fish, the movie I most recently saw him in). We'd probably watch stupid movies and get drunk and then have fun, goofy sex. Cuz you know... that's me. PERFECT way to start the week.
Alternate: Jude Law. Cuz he's SO HAWT. Ewan is more fun though, so that's why Jude is an alternate. *giggles* Sorry honay!
Tuesday
First Choice: Alan Rickman. Can I just step back and take a moment to say that a man with a sexier voice does not, in fact, exist? At all? Guh. That and I love his sense of humor. Mmmm, sex with Alan Rickman... *drools* Since Tuesday is kind of a MREH day sometimes, and Alan would be the perfect fix for that.
</b>Alternate:</b> Jason Isaacs. Cuz if I can't have the one sexy, British actor old enough to be my father, I'll have the other. Jason is sweet and adorable and just plain fun, but Alan has been around in my head longer, but really, either of these guys would do me fine. (Heh.)
Wednesday
First Choice: Paul Bettany. For the day aptly named Hump Day. (Hur hur hur...) Brilliant and British and utterly sexy. We'd probably spend at least as much time talking as having sex, but man... mrowr.
Alternate: Billy Boyd. I LOVE YOU BILLY! You're far too cute for your own good, but you're much more cuddly and sweet than anything else, and we'd probably just end up cuddling and kissing at the most. Which is why you are a (very acceptable) alternate.
Thursday
First Choice: Dave Matthews. OH, DAVE. Because I love his music and I would love to get inside that head of his, and on Thursdays I'm just feeling sort of laid-back. Which is Dave all over. Again, a man I'd find it just as easy to sit around talking to as have sex with.
Alternate: Chris Martin gets the very close second place. Dave gets first by virtue of his golly gee-whiz adorableness and his seniority in mah head. But I love Chris's music and he's like a big lanky puppy and he's just TOO DAMN cute. Even if we never got around to sex, I'd sure as hell love to hang out with him.
Friday
First choice: Chris Cornell. Cuz, OH MY GOD THAT MAN IS SO HOT. He seems really sweet, too, when he wants to be, but guh. GUH, I SAY! And Fridays require intensity. Hence... Chris.
Alternate: Scott Weiland. Rreowr, ladies and gentlemen. I've had the privelege of seeing this man live with his band, and he has charisma OOZING out of every pore of his sexy, sexy body. Friday is officially a tie, Chris went first cuz his name is alphabetical. *g*
Saturday
First Choice: Patrick Murphy, from Gaelic Storm. Saturday is my day that I go out and have fun and am basically as Kathryn as Kathryn can be, and that requires ENERGY to keep up with me. Patrick has energy, he's hilarious, he'd be totally fun to hang out with, and he's one of the few shorter guys I'd totally shag. WHEE!
Alternate: Rufus Wainwright. Cuz, aww man, that boy is SO MUCH FUN. Shh, I'm fully aware I can't sleep with him, but I don't care. I wanna hang out with him and make catty comments and have him insult my fashion sense so I can tease him about his lisp, and we can check out boys together before we come home and watch movies and cuddle on the couch. Awww!
Sunday
First Choice: Johnny Depp. Sunday is the day I kick back and DO NOTHING and don't leave the house... and if I had to spend all day shagging someone, it would TOTALLY BE Johnny Depp. Nevermind his hilarious, quirky sense of humor or his total randomness. Oh, UNH!
Alternate: Camui Gackt. My shout-out to the hotness of J-rock boys, he's almost TOO pretty to sleep with, but he can be damned sexy when he's not wearing way too much makeup. That, and if he started weirding me out too much (the guy claims he's from MARS for chrissakes) I'd make him play piano and sing for me, cuz boy is talented. Yay!
Heh, that took way too long. I'ma go shower now. STINKY KATHRYN!