As embarassing as that is, it's actually pretty accurate.

And I thought THIS was very interesting... and creepy:

DartGold: There is a long stretch of road leading up to the entrance of the hospital, and on both sides are the old greenhouses
PrvyHobbitFncier: O_O hot DAMN!
DartGold: One side has been abandoned for several years, to the point that there are trees growing out of the tops
PrvyHobbitFncier: O_O holy shit!
DartGold: The other side was open until October of 1999
PrvyHobbitFncier: fweeee!
DartGold: So a few weeks ago, Jo, Matt (ex-roomie), Genevieve, and I head over to work on Jo's surrealism project for photo
PrvyHobbitFncier: *fwah*
DartGold: We spend most of our time on the side with the trees
DartGold: But we decide to explore the other side too
DartGold: We peer in, and we see that a few solitary rose bushes have managed to survive in there
PrvyHobbitFncier: go on then!!
DartGold: Matt, being the herbologist he is, wants to take them, so we decide to come back later and fetch them
PrvyHobbitFncier: HEE!!!
DartGold: So
DartGold: This week, when Jo came over again, I took a long study break to drive them over, Jo needed photos again
DartGold: We go over at night
PrvyHobbitFncier: *gigles*
DartGold: So
DartGold: We wander around, right off the bat, as we go in the entrance, we can see eyes in the flashlight beam waaaaaaaaay down at the other end of the greenhouse
PrvyHobbitFncier: O_O
DartGold: Nothing too sizeable, we're betting a cat or something like that
DartGold: So we head down that way, because that's how you access the other greenhouses and parts of the facility
DartGold: We decide to head down the left passage, because
DartGold: a) That's where the rose bushes are
DartGold: b) Matt is getting bad vibes from the other direction
PrvyHobbitFncier: hmmm
DartGold: Lemme just tell you off the bat, the setting in this place is like Resident Evil, or much more like Silent Hill
PrvyHobbitFncier: O_O
PrvyHobbitFncier: *runs screaming*
DartGold: Seriously
DartGold: Creep out city
DartGold: So
DartGold: We take left passage
PrvyHobbitFncier: jaysus.
DartGold: Go down about three houses, go through the doors into the next one, and within three steps the smell of death is so potent we can't breathe
PrvyHobbitFncier: JESUS!
DartGold: It is RANK
PrvyHobbitFncier: O_O holy christ!
DartGold: A smell that never leaves you
DartGold: So
PrvyHobbitFncier: *hugs you*
DartGold: At this point, we decide that it would be a good idea to scoot and come back in the daytime
DartGold: So
DartGold: Next day (jo spent the night)
DartGold: We come back
PrvyHobbitFncier: dayum, man.
PrvyHobbitFncier: I would have pissed mah pants.
DartGold: It gets better
DartGold: So, daylight, we decide to explore the right passage now that it's light
DartGold: We all still get bad vibes, but we go to the end, where the power plant was
DartGold: Pretty cool
DartGold: Lots of stuff to salvage and pick through
DartGold: This place really just got... left
PrvyHobbitFncier: did you find any source of bad vibes?
DartGold: There are still timecards filled out and stuff
DartGold: No
PrvyHobbitFncier: wow...
DartGold: So, we know we want roses, we head back down left passage again
DartGold: We're curious to see if we can find source of death smell, so we head to that greenhouse, we get there and...
PrvyHobbitFncier: *braces self*
DartGold: nothing
DartGold: No smell, not even a trace of it
DartGold: Certainly nothing dead
PrvyHobbitFncier: ....what..... the fuck?
DartGold: Exactly
DartGold: But, it's daylight, so we feel a little bolder, and we decide to move on
DartGold: Find more cool stuff
DartGold: Get some rose bushes
PrvyHobbitFncier: justin, that's certifiably creepy.
DartGold: I found a "DANGER: Where a mask and gloves when handling chemicals sigh"
DartGold: It gets BETTER
PrvyHobbitFncier: O_O
DartGold: We get roses, and to avoid having to march through tangle of dead rose plants again, we exit through a window, I accidentally leave my sign behind, and Matt doesn't get his white rose plant
PrvyHobbitFncier: DERF
DartGold: So (stupidly)
DartGold: We decide to come back that night and retrieve sign and plant, and maybe snap another photo or two
PrvyHobbitFncier: and let me guess
PrvyHobbitFncier: dead smell again
DartGold: It gets even better then that
DartGold: But yes, you're right
DartGold: As we started down the fork again
PrvyHobbitFncier: Jesus christ....
DartGold: I started catching it
DartGold: MUCH earlier
PrvyHobbitFncier: O________________O
DartGold: I have a very keen sense of smell
PrvyHobbitFncier: Jussssstiiiiin....
DartGold: And now I'm picking it up the next greenhouse over
DartGold: So
PrvyHobbitFncier: christ...
DartGold: We get to the greenhouse next to greenhouse of doom
PrvyHobbitFncier: *shivers slightly*
DartGold: I'm wiffing it, Matt and Jo can't smell it quite yet
PrvyHobbitFncier: *winces*
DartGold: So we're about to dig up the plant
PrvyHobbitFncier: dur./....
DartGold: When we hear footsteps coming from the next greenhouse
PrvyHobbitFncier: O_O
DartGold: Yeah
DartGold: That did it
DartGold: We were outta there
PrvyHobbitFncier: Oh, my freakin' god.
PrvyHobbitFncier: what kind of footsteps?
PrvyHobbitFncier: fast?
PrvyHobbitFncier: ...or, slow and shuffling?
PrvyHobbitFncier: uneven?
PrvyHobbitFncier: faint>?
DartGold: Kinda hard to say
DartGold: They were shuffly
PrvyHobbitFncier: god DAMN Justin.
DartGold: And regular enough that we could identify them as "footsteps"
PrvyHobbitFncier: that's fuckin' creepy.
DartGold: And not just "greenhouse noise"
PrvyHobbitFncier: *shivers*
DartGold: Yeah
DartGold: I would go back
DartGold: But only during the day
DartGold: And only armed

mwuah.