Take it Out On Me
In the immortal (slightly paraphrased) words of Pattie...
"Well I've had a good crap, I feel ready to start the day!"
Hee.
MOVING RIGHT ALONG. *scritch scritch* What is it with me lately? Recently I have been taking extreme amounts of pleasure in how distinctly GROSS I am. Seriously... who else do you know that takes as much delight as I do in belching, farting, and talking at great length about the quality of my craps? Ah well, I pity the foo who finally decides to date the Amazon. *chuckle*
And can I just say that I'm very, very happy with all of my classes? I've only bought the books for French and Intro to Shakespeare (yes, French---I switched out of Zulu for a variety of reasons. Mostly because I just did not feel comfortable in the class. If you want to know more, then ask me.) but I'm VERY pleased with the teachers and the syllabus and whatnot. My only problem at the moment is that I AM BROOOOOOOKE AND IT SUUUUUUUUUUCKS *Warble*
Hmm, maybe I wouldn't be so broke if I didn't GO OUT AND BUY CD's. *bangs head against wall* Admittedly, the Junior Senior CD was used, and thus cost me like 9 collars, but the others were 15 dollars a pop. (the others happened to be Audioslave, Dave Matthews' solo album, and Rufus Wainwright's newest. HUZZAH!) Many more reasons why I suck. Ah, well, at least I'll put them to good use. I rarely feel TOO bad buying CDs, because I listen to music so friggin much that they pay for themselves a billion times over. Plus, I can put the best tracks on mix CDs for the rest of you folks. *smooches!*
Nicole and her housemates are having an 80's party Friday night, and she's invited me! Yay! We're gonna go to the thrift store today and buy a cheezy, cheap 80's prom dress for me, and we'll go with bad 80's hair and too much eyeliner and eyeshadow and HUZZAH!! *giggles insanely* It's going to be LOADS of fun.
And now, because I can:
"It must have been so hard for you Jack, it must have been so hard ---WELL IT BLOODY IS NOW!!"
"It is my intention to commandeer one of these ships, pick up a crew in Tortuga, raid, pillage, plunder, and otherwise pilfer my weasly black guts out."
"BUT WHY'S THE RUM GONE?!"
Allright, I'm done. I SWEAR.
"Well I've had a good crap, I feel ready to start the day!"
Hee.
MOVING RIGHT ALONG. *scritch scritch* What is it with me lately? Recently I have been taking extreme amounts of pleasure in how distinctly GROSS I am. Seriously... who else do you know that takes as much delight as I do in belching, farting, and talking at great length about the quality of my craps? Ah well, I pity the foo who finally decides to date the Amazon. *chuckle*
And can I just say that I'm very, very happy with all of my classes? I've only bought the books for French and Intro to Shakespeare (yes, French---I switched out of Zulu for a variety of reasons. Mostly because I just did not feel comfortable in the class. If you want to know more, then ask me.) but I'm VERY pleased with the teachers and the syllabus and whatnot. My only problem at the moment is that I AM BROOOOOOOKE AND IT SUUUUUUUUUUCKS *Warble*
Hmm, maybe I wouldn't be so broke if I didn't GO OUT AND BUY CD's. *bangs head against wall* Admittedly, the Junior Senior CD was used, and thus cost me like 9 collars, but the others were 15 dollars a pop. (the others happened to be Audioslave, Dave Matthews' solo album, and Rufus Wainwright's newest. HUZZAH!) Many more reasons why I suck. Ah, well, at least I'll put them to good use. I rarely feel TOO bad buying CDs, because I listen to music so friggin much that they pay for themselves a billion times over. Plus, I can put the best tracks on mix CDs for the rest of you folks. *smooches!*
Nicole and her housemates are having an 80's party Friday night, and she's invited me! Yay! We're gonna go to the thrift store today and buy a cheezy, cheap 80's prom dress for me, and we'll go with bad 80's hair and too much eyeliner and eyeshadow and HUZZAH!! *giggles insanely* It's going to be LOADS of fun.
And now, because I can:
"It must have been so hard for you Jack, it must have been so hard ---WELL IT BLOODY IS NOW!!"
"It is my intention to commandeer one of these ships, pick up a crew in Tortuga, raid, pillage, plunder, and otherwise pilfer my weasly black guts out."
"BUT WHY'S THE RUM GONE?!"
Allright, I'm done. I SWEAR.