feels_like_fire completely insane

Listens: OOGA!!

Now is NOT THE TIME FOR THE WEDGIE DANCE!!!

Meh. No one updates livejournal. YOU ALL SUCK.

*runs into the room wearing nothing but a grass skirt, heavy beaded necklaces, and shitloads of face and body paint* OOGACHAKA!!!!

*dances around the room insanely, yelling war whoops at the top of her lungs* AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI!!!

*launches self onto the bed, bouncing madly for several minutes before propelling herself into the ceiling* CRASH!

*falls to the floor, gets up, shakes self like a dog, then scampers down the hall shrieking like a monkey*