....I don't think so.
Someone, somewhere, has decided to make my freshman year at OSU as.... eventful... as possible.
OSU's Office of Fees and Deposits just sent me an email that I owe $1,297 in outstanding, unpaid balances for Spring Quarter 2003. They could not be any more full of shit if they ate nothing but elephant dung for two straight weeks. THEY FUCKING SENT ME THREE DIFFERENT REFUNDS THIS QUARTER FOR A TOTAL OF OVER $1000. I am so angry at this moment that my hands are literally shaking. This stupidity happens, of course, just as we discover that fixing my car is going to cost $2300. (And don't even go there. We're getting the car fixed. We have our reasons. So don't touch it.)
You. Fucking. IDIOTS.
What did you do, stick your head so far up your ass that you have shit in your eyes and can't see straight? Do you do student accounts by playing the lottery? Maybe you've hired monkeys to do your accounting for you? I have two theories to account for this Random Act of Idiocy: One, that OSU somehow fucked up when they switched me to a new room (in the same building on the same floor, but yes, it is a super-double)and are now attempting to belatedly charge me TWICE for an entire quarter, because their computer somehow thinks I'm in two separate rooms simultaneously this quarter. If this is the case, then they are fucking smoking crack. I've been in this new room for maybe 5 weeks, and no one mentioned ANYTHING to me about being charged for a different rooming situation. There shouldn't be any discrepancy. Same floor, same exact type of room, the only difference is that I only have one roommate instead of 3 (well, 2, since Scary Bitches scared the other one away). So I'm being penalized for not being able to deal with the psychopaths, or their computer is utterly fucktarded.
Second scenario: They just TOTALLY fucked up and sent me refunds when I wasn't supposed to get any. As in, the two deposits I received in the middle of last month were a mistake, and they realized what utter tools they are, and want their money back, only they're blaming it on ME. You. Fucking. ASSHOLES. I am coming to Lincoln Tower tomorrow to speak to someone in Fees and Deposits and GOD HELP ANYONE who tries to tell me that this mess of bullshit is my fault.
Be glad none of you are administrators at my university.
OSU's Office of Fees and Deposits just sent me an email that I owe $1,297 in outstanding, unpaid balances for Spring Quarter 2003. They could not be any more full of shit if they ate nothing but elephant dung for two straight weeks. THEY FUCKING SENT ME THREE DIFFERENT REFUNDS THIS QUARTER FOR A TOTAL OF OVER $1000. I am so angry at this moment that my hands are literally shaking. This stupidity happens, of course, just as we discover that fixing my car is going to cost $2300. (And don't even go there. We're getting the car fixed. We have our reasons. So don't touch it.)
You. Fucking. IDIOTS.
What did you do, stick your head so far up your ass that you have shit in your eyes and can't see straight? Do you do student accounts by playing the lottery? Maybe you've hired monkeys to do your accounting for you? I have two theories to account for this Random Act of Idiocy: One, that OSU somehow fucked up when they switched me to a new room (in the same building on the same floor, but yes, it is a super-double)and are now attempting to belatedly charge me TWICE for an entire quarter, because their computer somehow thinks I'm in two separate rooms simultaneously this quarter. If this is the case, then they are fucking smoking crack. I've been in this new room for maybe 5 weeks, and no one mentioned ANYTHING to me about being charged for a different rooming situation. There shouldn't be any discrepancy. Same floor, same exact type of room, the only difference is that I only have one roommate instead of 3 (well, 2, since Scary Bitches scared the other one away). So I'm being penalized for not being able to deal with the psychopaths, or their computer is utterly fucktarded.
Second scenario: They just TOTALLY fucked up and sent me refunds when I wasn't supposed to get any. As in, the two deposits I received in the middle of last month were a mistake, and they realized what utter tools they are, and want their money back, only they're blaming it on ME. You. Fucking. ASSHOLES. I am coming to Lincoln Tower tomorrow to speak to someone in Fees and Deposits and GOD HELP ANYONE who tries to tell me that this mess of bullshit is my fault.
Be glad none of you are administrators at my university.