Blargh.

So here is the total content of an email my british penpal Jack just sent to me:

suck on a lemmon has my spelling improved (deeeeliberate mistake(ish))!

if i were you i`d go to scotty-land is is so beutiful!! they may all be porridge swilling, ginger twats but it is a nice place and it`s supposed to be quite cheep which is in contrast to londinium

my mad aunts are coming over from ireland #9did i tell you that one?) anyway its going to be a week of shite coverd bordom AND I HATE THESE SHITE FAKE FILMS!!!!! don`t you think its amazing that these guys can hit the bad guys in the head from about 60ish meteres away WITH A F*%$&@^ HANDGUN YOU COULDN`T HIT THE FLOOR IF YOU FELL ON IT AT THAT RANGE

sorry it just pops out some times

i need a wee

had a wee

been painting my house and had to change bedrooms, its quite a bit smaller but i dont mind

bored

dont like e-mails

bye

jack

*dies* god but the brits amuse me. just wanted to share.