this has post has been brought to you by my fancy fucking nails

I'd like to take a moment to make a post appreciating all the things I do now as a grown-ass single woman approaching 30. 

• Pay $25 dollars to get a bitchin' no-crack shellac manicure done so I can have pink sparkly nails for 2+ weeks that won't chip even when I'm busting my ass bartending
• Prance around in pink glittery eyeshadow and eyeliner that would make a drag queen proud
• Put up comic and fandom prints all over my apartment (helloooo Wonder Woman, Death, Star Trek, and Captain America, how YOU doin')
• Not shave for 4+ weeks straight because it's winter and fuck you
• Shamelessly mock the guy who dumped me for another girl after we slept together when he comes crawling into my bar to ask for a second chance
• Write porn for all my best girlfriends for Christmas when I "should" be doing something "useful" with my time
• Watch "Girl With the Dragon Tattoo" with jou and latenightarting for the sole purpose of ogling Daniel Craig and Rooney Mara while spiking my tea with liquour

In short, fuck yeah being an adult, and to hell with your ideas of what adults do and don't do. 

THIS POST WAS FOR YOU, and_ed. BECAUSE I'M TRYING TO POST MORE OFTEN.