Listens: WHATEVER I WANT

Eat that.

Hello, LJ! How are you?

I? Am in the bathtub, the big porcelain one in the Master bedroom. I have my favorite hot tea, a book, enough bubbles for an XXX-rated porno, my laptop on a chair next to the tub, and the whole house to my fucking self. I have another 2 days off before I have to be back at work. And I have sushi waiting for me whenever I decide to get out. Know why? BECAUSE I CAN. Also, because I have been busting my ass lately (literally) and I am fucking SORE, but anyway.

*flops into tub and drinks tea, goddammit*