Emily's birthday - A Story In Pictures

Psssst! I Hear it's your birthday!

I got you an awfully special present this year, dude. I got you MATT SKIBA.

...he's, um. Around here... somewhere...


um....


.....er...


....Matt?


....Matt.


.....MATT SKIBA.



Matt: I'm kinda BUSY did you NEED SOMETHING.


Um, dude. It's. You. ...You remember what day it is, yeah?




Matt: *looks at drink* My day off!


No, dude. Pssst. BIRTHDAY.




Matt: Huh who wha?


BIRTHDAY. YOU KNOW. THE BLONDE?




Matt & Dan: HOSHIT!


Dude, you can't crap out now. She NEEDS YOU. You have to deliver.



Matt: *makes like a monkey*



Dan: *has to pee when he gets nervous*


YOU GUYS. COME ON.



Thing One: HURRR! There's no Skiba HURRRR!


I hate you.




Matt: *oral sex face?*


...That's better.




Matt: *beams*


Sorry I missed your birthday! I hope it was a good one! Party hard and remember, MATT LOVES YOU!