I'm Not O-Fucking-Kay

I hereby declare this week null and void. No more bad news.

Katrina, this means you. No more destruction.

George Bush, you have to lock yourself in your room til Sunday. Sorry.

Also, doctors, no more bad news, kthnxbai. Go read a medical journal or something.

All the rest of you, to your houses. Get out your books and video games and movies, because we're all on house arrest.

*puts official stamp on it*