sick of me yet? almost done, I promise.
And we're back and WOW, Usher, is ten kinds of fabulous, yo. I'm not really a fan of all of his music, just because R&B is not so much up my album these days, but boy has charisma and a great voice and a great body and he can dance. And he looks really awesome in a suit. Sheeot, dude. AND AHAHAHAHAHA! JAMES BROWN! That's right, mofo. I dig the BRIGHT SCREAMING PINK suit. And only a man like James Brown can pull it off and not look FLAMINGLY GAY. I guarantee any white man, even if they were homophobicly straight as Jesse Helms, would look queer in that suit, but not James Brown.
Holy crap! Lance Armstrong! Now there is a man I have huge amounts of respect for. *HEART STOPS* RECORD OF THE YEAR, ARGH! COME! ON! GREEN! DAY! ...oh, huge surprise, it goes to Ray Charles. Bah. is...Album of the Year same as Record of the Year? *slightly confused* Shmeh neh. Shut up, Norah Jones. I'm being bitter at the moment and don't have time to listen to you. ARGH, YOU'RE CRYING! How am I supposed to be angry and pissy if you're crying? Bah. Shit, she really is crying. Oh, I think it is the same award. Meeeeeeeeh.
So, huh, wait? I am so totally missing some awards here. SOMEONE NEEDS TO FILL ME IN. I know Green Day was up for 6 awards, and thus far I've only seen them up for awards like three times. So what be up with the other ones? Mrah? Rawr. Sorry, it's late and I'm being reduced to retarded sound effects, you'll have to get over it if you're actually still reading.
OH CRAP!!! ALBUM OF THE YEAR IS COMING UP STILL!! *faints* It better not go to Usher. Yes, I dig Usher, and "Yeah!" is a fun song, but...is the whole ALBUM as awesome as "American Idiot"? No, no I think not. I would be OK with Ray Charles' album winning, and I'll bet you he probably will, BUT I AM STILL ROOTING FOR GREEN DAY, ARGH.
Holy crap! Lance Armstrong! Now there is a man I have huge amounts of respect for. *HEART STOPS* RECORD OF THE YEAR, ARGH! COME! ON! GREEN! DAY! ...oh, huge surprise, it goes to Ray Charles. Bah. is...Album of the Year same as Record of the Year? *slightly confused* Shmeh neh. Shut up, Norah Jones. I'm being bitter at the moment and don't have time to listen to you. ARGH, YOU'RE CRYING! How am I supposed to be angry and pissy if you're crying? Bah. Shit, she really is crying. Oh, I think it is the same award. Meeeeeeeeh.
So, huh, wait? I am so totally missing some awards here. SOMEONE NEEDS TO FILL ME IN. I know Green Day was up for 6 awards, and thus far I've only seen them up for awards like three times. So what be up with the other ones? Mrah? Rawr. Sorry, it's late and I'm being reduced to retarded sound effects, you'll have to get over it if you're actually still reading.
OH CRAP!!! ALBUM OF THE YEAR IS COMING UP STILL!! *faints* It better not go to Usher. Yes, I dig Usher, and "Yeah!" is a fun song, but...is the whole ALBUM as awesome as "American Idiot"? No, no I think not. I would be OK with Ray Charles' album winning, and I'll bet you he probably will, BUT I AM STILL ROOTING FOR GREEN DAY, ARGH.