AND YET MORE GRAMMYS
Billy Bob Thornton WHEE! ...what the hell was that comment supposed to mean, Billy Bob? (BUTTON UP YOUR SHIRT. EW.) Oh, fwah, more Tim McGraw. Live Like You Were Dying, huh? Okay, will give him chance to make me give a shit. *listens*
...you win, Tim McGraw. Very, very well done. Even in that damned sparkly shirt.
AMY LEE! She's so pretty and round in a real-world way. And Alison Kraus! I heart you. WHOAH, WAS THAT JACK WHITE IN THE CROWD? Please tell me it wasn't, because whoever it was was lookin' PRETTY DAMN SKEEVY with that mustache and long hair. And I like Jack White. .....AUUUUUUUUGH!!! IT WAS!! JACK, NOOOOOOOOOO!!! I have to go burn my White Stripes album now.
YAY! I do like Loretta Lynn though. I'm going to pretend that Jack isn't up there on stage looking skeevy as hell. EWWW, NO, DON'T MAKE HIM COME IN FRONT OF THE CAMERA. Ewwwww. HAHAHAHAH, he's so Loretta Lynn's bitch!! Though he did give a pretty good speech. YEP, LORETTA LYNN'S BITCH. HA!!! You're so gonna go backstage and kiss her pretty shoes, aren't you, Jack. Heheheheh.
WHOAH!! They're gonna do Across the Universe?! Holy crap! RUFUS, ARE YOU LISTENING RIGHT NOW?!It can't possibly beat Rufus's version NYEAR! Well, maybe. Billie Joe and Steven Tyler are in it, after all. And I think I saw a violin. We'll see.
Heh. The Sidekick mobile phone...thing commercial with Snoop Dogg makes me giggle.
And we're BACK! ...Why did you cut your hair off, Rob Thomas? IS THIS SOME TREND? It had better not be. I like musicians with shaggy, funky hair. Meh. President's Merit Industry Icon award? The fuck? SINCE WHEN DOES OUR PRESIDENT KNOW A FUCKING THING ABOUT MUSIC? I'm just going to shut up right now before I have a seizure of RAGE on that subject.
Ohhh, John Mayer! I happily profess my love for pouty-lipped, guitar-totin' John. He's pretty and a little too earnest, but I really enjoy his music. Dunno if "Daughters" really deserves a Grammy, though. I mean, good song, good album, but nothing jaw-dropping...was really a lot like his first album, honestly, which was good and solid and entirely enjoyable, but not...OMG SO MUCH ASSKICKING! or anything. And he looks like he's either going to start making out with the mic or puke on it, and he's not sure which. You'd think he'd have figured out the whole stage-presence thing by now. *giggles*
THPPPPPPPPP!!!! Stupid U2. Vertigo wasn't anywhere NEAR as good as most of the other nominees. Hell, it wasn't even as good as most of the rest of U2's stuff. Suck me, Bono. *flounces off to sit in the corner* "GENUINELY A SURPRISE"? My ass. ....awe, I'm trying not to like you, Bono, DON'T MAKE THIS HARD ON ME. Mrah. Oh, hell, I like U2 and I can't pretend otherwise. Argh!
...you win, Tim McGraw. Very, very well done. Even in that damned sparkly shirt.
AMY LEE! She's so pretty and round in a real-world way. And Alison Kraus! I heart you. WHOAH, WAS THAT JACK WHITE IN THE CROWD? Please tell me it wasn't, because whoever it was was lookin' PRETTY DAMN SKEEVY with that mustache and long hair. And I like Jack White. .....AUUUUUUUUGH!!! IT WAS!! JACK, NOOOOOOOOOO!!! I have to go burn my White Stripes album now.
YAY! I do like Loretta Lynn though. I'm going to pretend that Jack isn't up there on stage looking skeevy as hell. EWWW, NO, DON'T MAKE HIM COME IN FRONT OF THE CAMERA. Ewwwww. HAHAHAHAH, he's so Loretta Lynn's bitch!! Though he did give a pretty good speech. YEP, LORETTA LYNN'S BITCH. HA!!! You're so gonna go backstage and kiss her pretty shoes, aren't you, Jack. Heheheheh.
WHOAH!! They're gonna do Across the Universe?! Holy crap! RUFUS, ARE YOU LISTENING RIGHT NOW?!
Heh. The Sidekick mobile phone...thing commercial with Snoop Dogg makes me giggle.
And we're BACK! ...Why did you cut your hair off, Rob Thomas? IS THIS SOME TREND? It had better not be. I like musicians with shaggy, funky hair. Meh. President's Merit Industry Icon award? The fuck? SINCE WHEN DOES OUR PRESIDENT KNOW A FUCKING THING ABOUT MUSIC? I'm just going to shut up right now before I have a seizure of RAGE on that subject.
Ohhh, John Mayer! I happily profess my love for pouty-lipped, guitar-totin' John. He's pretty and a little too earnest, but I really enjoy his music. Dunno if "Daughters" really deserves a Grammy, though. I mean, good song, good album, but nothing jaw-dropping...was really a lot like his first album, honestly, which was good and solid and entirely enjoyable, but not...OMG SO MUCH ASSKICKING! or anything. And he looks like he's either going to start making out with the mic or puke on it, and he's not sure which. You'd think he'd have figured out the whole stage-presence thing by now. *giggles*
THPPPPPPPPP!!!! Stupid U2. Vertigo wasn't anywhere NEAR as good as most of the other nominees. Hell, it wasn't even as good as most of the rest of U2's stuff. Suck me, Bono. *flounces off to sit in the corner* "GENUINELY A SURPRISE"? My ass. ....awe, I'm trying not to like you, Bono, DON'T MAKE THIS HARD ON ME. Mrah. Oh, hell, I like U2 and I can't pretend otherwise. Argh!