Could someone hit me up with a link for what other awards have already been...awarded, earlier today? I'm not even going to pretend I care who actually won most of them, I just wanna know if any of the 6 awards Green Day was nominated for were awarded off-screen. Because I'm a ho like that. Thanks, yo.



SO MUCH LOVE for Ellen Degeneres. She manages to be adorable when handling bad lines, namely, introducing Queen Latifah, which....um, okay, you're right Ellen, she DOESN'T really need an introduction, because she's been on stage the whole time and it's not as if we don't know who we are. But okay. And DAMN Latifah, you rock. *listens*

COME! ON! MAROON! FIVE! WIN THAT AWARD!

SCORE!!! And, I mean, I really don't care for the song that y'all are apparently being nominated for---She Will Be Loved always kind of annoyed me, but whatever, you guys rock and you totally deserve the award. The Rufus loves ya, Adam. And yay, you're so cute for giving props (don't kill me) to Kanye West, the other person I would have been OK with winning the award. Oh! Your shirt is apparently not pink, Adam, I guess I was just colorblind before or something. I'm gonna blame the funky lighting. Hee!

And no offense to anyone who likes Hoobastank, but there are so many other AWESOME nominees in every category they're in that I would be pretty annoyed if they actually came away with anything, because that would mean someone who probably deserved it a lot more...didn't get the award. Then again, I'm kind of a biased ho-beast in certain areas, so whee.

OMG! LIVE GREEN DAY NEXT! HOO-WAH!