Grammys part the fourth

Oh god, a double-dose of ho and skeeve in J. Lo and Marc Antony. This is the part where I take a bathroom break, because I...do not even begin to give a shit about the Latino Duet from Hell (AHHHHH THE SKEEVE!!! EEWWWWWWW GET HIM OFFSTAGE EWWWWWW) and I'm not even gonna start IN on how sick I STILL am of J.lo. GET AWAY!!

Okay, I came back after the Skeevetastic Duet ended, and...that's not Gretchen Wilson, is it? Who's that skeevey bastard? OH, IS THAT LYNARD SKYNARD? I guess I kind of suck. Heh. OOOH KEITH URBAN IS HOT STUFF. I'm no country fan, by any stretch of imagination; I enjoy some of the stuff but I really don't follow any of the artists.

Maybe I'll change that though. Because, hello, Mr. Urban. You are a VERY sexy man.

...You'll have to give me a few. Too busy drooling.

Note: Is that dude over there in the hat with the cross on it Santana? Because it kind of LOOKS like...oh, wait, nope, no it's not. Am thinking he's probably with Skynard. And now the dude singin' Ramblin' Man. I know that song! Hee.

HI THERE TIM MCGRAW! This is the sound of me not really caring, folks, so I'm just gonna knit, because I have nothing but snarky comments for this part of the ...backseat of a Greyhound bus? HOW DID I MISS THAT LYRIC BEFORE? Ahahahahah, THAT IS CLASSY. Just like that rainbow vest you're wearing over that pink shirt, dude, that's HIGH FASHION right there. Then again, this is country, so I guess I shouldn't be expecting crazy wild fashion like, say, the Black Eyed Peas. Hee.

*smooch*

Edit: BWAHAHAHAH THEY ARE PLAYING SWEET HOME ALABAMA!! Oh, Kat is a happy woman. Mmmm, and now the redneck in me is all gleeful. *shoves punk-rock chic aside for a second* And yes that is Gretchen Wilson after all, I'm just lame and came in at the wrong time. Hee. *bounces* Oooooh Keith Urban...