What's up with all the Lifetime Achievement Awards they're giving out tonight? Did I miss a memo, or something? Do they do that every year? Yeargh.

And now U2 comes out to play a song. And...instead of playing something appropriately rocking and rolling, they go for a nice slow ballad. *headdesk* *sarcasm* Nice work, Bono. Unless this is about to bust out a tempo that blows me outta my seat, I'm not impressed. OH, WHY ARE YOU WEARING A COWBOY HAT, BONO? Jeeeeesus.

Argh, the suspense is killing me!! If Green Day doesn't win I'm going to be pissed. ...Dammit, U2, don't win me over! you're annoying me at the moment! and Green Day needs to win! You already have a bunch of Grammies! And Billie Joe is much hotter than Bono! AND HE'S WEARING A COWBOY HAT ON TOP OF A PSEUDO-MULLET! (Bono, not Billie. I think Billie Joe would rather drink cyanide than wear a cowboy hat, but that's just my guess.) I totally have the CD this song is from and I don't know the song, I clearly haven't listened to the CD enough. It just didn't grab me like their last one, though. (Have also been on massive...wait for it...GREEN DAY kick, which might've had something to do with it. Heh.) Okay, good or not, Bono is annoying me and that guy with the red guitar is wearing a purple shirt and I realize you are rock and roll, mac, but this is the GRAMMYS and you are PERFORMING, can we maybe dress accordingly? Bah. OH LOOK QUENTIN TARANTINO IN THE CROWD! YAY QUENTIN! And hi there John Mayer! I need to pay more attention to the screen instead of typing.


AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!! THAT'S FUCKING RIGHT!! THOSE ARE MAH BOYS!!

I'm calm, I swear.

Yay!! They're so cute. Green Day clearly are really excited to be here, I love the way they hugged EVERYONE and their brother on their way up to receive the album, and omg, Billie Joe kissing Adrienne (who is looking so pretty!!) makes me just all kinds of happy. And yay for retarded acceptance speeches! So cute. *faints of happies*