Wow, I SUCK dude

Ahahaha, HOW MUCH DO I SUCK?

I LIVE at Ohio State University. I've attended school here for two years. It is THE DAY Of the Ohio State-Michigan game, the school's BIGGEST event of the year. And on Saturdays at work, we're allowed to wear blue jeans and sneakers and an Ohio State shirt.

Except....I DON'T OWN ONE!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! *dies*