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Listens: OMFG ADD CHILD

*foams at the mouth*

Well, uh, if any of y'all ever doubted I was ADD, ya shoulda been here about two minutes ago (and, uh, NOW)

I just had a moment of extreme hyperactivity. You know the phrase bouncing off the walls? I was. Quite literally. I was THROWING MYSELF AROUND MY ROOOM like I was having some kind of attack because I spontaneously had way too much fucking energy. It was the best thing ever. I probably would have freaked the shit outta ya if ya'd been here. HEH.

ASDOFMASLDKFJASKLDFJ PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS OOG OOG AHALKJASDKLFJLSKDJ PENIS!!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Edit: Am calmer now. *flops* THAT was relatively short lived, but damn, did it feel good. I should market this, except that I don't think the Hyperactivity Weightloss Program would really fly. *snrk*