Sorry guys. Can't even pretend to concentrate on something else.

First of all, I apologize on behalf of my entire shitty, shitty state. All I ask is that you do not direct your death threats and tomatoes at ME. *shuffles* So close, too. Fuckin' A, man. If you'll believe it, most of where *I* am was pretty strongly Kerry, from what I can tell. Meaning, you know, the campus area, which apparently does not make up nearly as much of Columbus as I had hoped. *vomits*

Arrrr.

....but I don't WANT to move to Canada!!...

Actually, new game.

Let's play "spank the sons of bitches in Ohio who voted for Badnarik and Peroutka." jkladkjfkakdfajklsdfjklasdjklfsklafaskdjlf

Edit: If you need distraction from It, go entertain yourself here for awhile: http://www.lowbrow.com/index.html

Edit (again): HOW THE HELL DID NADER GET ALMOST FOUR HUNDRED THOUSAND VOTES IN OHIO? HE WASN'T EVEN ON THE FUCKING BALLOT!!! LAKJLKAJSDFLJKASHLHLASLDFKJASLDKFJLAKJSDF RARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGH