A forward to me from Mary.
The Washington Post asked readers to take any word from the
dictionary,
alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a
new
definition. Here are some recent winners:
1) Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until
you
realize it was your money to start with.
2) Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.
3) Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of
getting laid.
4) Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.
5) Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the
person
who doesn't get it.
6) Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.
7) Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.
8) Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (this one got extra credit)
9) Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these
really
bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a
serious bummer.
10) Glibido: All talk and no action.
11) Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when
they
come at you rapidly.
And, the pick of the liter(ature):
12) Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole
dictionary,
alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a
new
definition. Here are some recent winners:
1) Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until
you
realize it was your money to start with.
2) Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.
3) Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of
getting laid.
4) Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.
5) Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the
person
who doesn't get it.
6) Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.
7) Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.
8) Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (this one got extra credit)
9) Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these
really
bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a
serious bummer.
10) Glibido: All talk and no action.
11) Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when
they
come at you rapidly.
And, the pick of the liter(ature):
12) Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole