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oh, sweetie...

Leia, sweetie, you really should not get on AIM when you're drunk.


Leia: did you get my poem?

Kat: YES.
Kat: it was BEAUTIFUL.
Leia: BWAHAHA! IM A LITTLE DRUNKY

Kat: *PETS*
Leia: I just had a bbq wit my porno friends. david came along too!
Leia: PS: Valimar is wierd.
Kat: YAY! How was it?
Kat: And yes, it is.
Kat: *giggles*
Leia:NYYYYYA!
Kat: *Dies dies dies*
Leia: I LUV CHEETOS!!!!!!
Leia: BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP.
Kat: ....THE NACHOS HAVE LANDED.
Leia: THE NAXCCHOS WILL MAKE LOVE TO YOUR PESONAL RELATIONS!!!!!!!
Kat: *RUNS*
Leia: IVE BEEN EATING SALMON.
Kat: O_o
Leia: AND BURPING> CORONA BURPS.
Kat: Oh, honey...
Kat: how many have you had?> *pets*
Leia: DRINK!!! IM A SLAVE TO THE DRI NK!!!!.
Leia: MANY.
Kat: *PETS*
Leia: UIVE HAD MANY.
Leia: YESSSSSS PET ME LIKE A GERBIL.
Leia: A BSMALL ONE.
Kat: As opposed to a HUGE FAT ONE.
Leia: MY CAPS LOCK IS OLN OH GOD HELP....
Leia: there. ficed it.
Kat: *dies*
Leia: i luv cheese. esp. when grilled on bread.
Leia: yes I does.
Kat: Yummeh....
Leia: eat breains and fvart grey matter.
Leia: haw i',m funneh!
Kat: YOuuuuuu are cute. *Pets*
Leia: wit an H!!!!!!!!!!
Kat: FUNNEH!
Leia: awwwww why are you not here n SF wit me!! I CRY1'
Kat: *HUGS*
Kat: Coz I suuuuuuuck.
Leia: CAPS LOCK IS ON AGAIN PIUNISHMENT FRONM GOD IT IS !!!!
Kat: *DIES*
Kat: oh, SWEETIE. *PETS*
Leia: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!./ THINGS YHAPPEN WOTHIN MY ANUXS THATRBI DO NOT NDERSTANDQ@@@!!!!!!!!
Kat: Hon...
Kat: you might wanna go to bed.
Leia: NO HAVE HOMEWORK AN STUFF1!11111111!!!!!!! ha vanquish caps lock.
Leia: I MIASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS UUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.
Kat: I MISS YOU TOO, HONEY.
Leia: efbwopi7v.

Kat: ....right.
Leia: yes.
Leia: yes much.
Leia: chocie.
Leia: something.
Leia: give me kisses I bleed vaginallioe
Kat: *Pets you*
Leia: *bites u hand*nCDEAASSE PTTING!!!!!!
Kat: OKAY!! *SMACKS YOU INSTEAD*
Leia: Screams with rage
Leia: in *********
Leia: I MEANM
Kat: *FACEPALMS*
Leia: (david takes over)
Leia: hi kat =)
Kat: Hi david.
Kat: leia is reeeaaaally drunk, dude.
Kat: better give her some water.
Leia: *david is being molested*
Kat: *dies*
Leia: yeah well we're gonna meet a friend before the night is over.
Leia: so after that we'll get her some water and a cooooomfy bed
Leia: ack my ear!
Kat: *DIES*
Leia: I type pretty well as a drunk.
Leia: OW!
Kat: LOL!!!
Leia: coputer back to leia!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Leia: yzAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Leia: MO FO
Leia: CAPS I HIT Again!!!!!!!
Leia: noooo
Leia: wait!
Kat: you guuuuys *giggles*
Leia: gone arree caps I kill david!!!!!!
Kat: CAPS LOCK.
Leia: i snort lik litte pigie!!!!! OIMNK!
Leia: ifix
Leia: whreeeeeeeeeeeeee
Kat: oh, sweetie....
Leia: do you miss me?!!?!?!
Leia: give me youre honesy!!!!!!
Kat: *OVES YOU* I MISS YOU!!!
Kat: YEs.
Kat: I miss you like CRAZY.
Kat: I wish you were here. ;_;
Leia: i be c raxzy crazy like fox
Leia: werouer;bougverthgverjlk
Leia: that is russian for suck my wang
Kat: WHOO!!
Leia: i licked davisd glases.
Kat: *laughs*
Leia: yeah you like DAT>??????
Kat: OH YEAH.
Leia: *islide finger n yo buttocks.
Kat: O_o
Leia: szaya dsomething y ou jelly monger!!!!!!!
Leia: YOU WANNA GIT UP IN DIS!!!!!!!.
Leia: YEAH i no yo want sum o diss!!!!
Leia: aaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrhhhhhhhhhhhh
Kat: Babe, I gotta go to bed. *hugs* I have class in less than 7 hours. GO DRINK SOME WATER.
Leia: SHUT UP YOYU AINT MAH MAA!!!!!!!!
Kat: o.o
Leia: NEVAR STOPS U BEFOR!!!!!
Leia: AUGH.
Leia: I GIVE YOU PICKLES.,
Kat: *hugses*
Leia: EAT MY PICKLES.
Leia: POSGT THS ON LJ OR I WILL FEAST ON YOUR BRAINS STUDFFF.