feels_like_fire 😯confused

Listens: and crampy. and did I mention SICK?

Bzuh?

Okay, so my phone's not dead.

It's just on CRACK.

Seriously. I thought the battery was dead, coz it wouldn't stay on, right? It'd just turn itself off as soon as I turned it on, which almost always means the battery is low.

But...just now, I came back to check on it, coz I'm all upset that my cell phone kicked it, right? And I can't resist checking one last (pathetic) time...

...and it turns on. O.O

WTF?!

Aside from not letting me check my voicemail (!?!?! IT TELLS ME I HAVE TWO MESSAGES BUT WILL NOT LET ME CHECK MY VOICEMAIL, FUCKER) it's working fine, as evidenced by jo brown calling me.

The HELL, dude?