"Cake exists for a reason; don't treat it like a vestigial tail."

YO! If you are on, or are considering, or are even remotely thinking about, putting yourself on the Atkins Diet, or any one of a number of other myriad low-carb diets, please read this. It's intelligent, funny, and has a lot of good points. Go, Sars.

http://www.tomatonation.com/gocarbs.shtml

And when you're done with that, read her column about farting. That's me and my brothers, yo. :D