Okay, so I had, like, the most bizarre dreams EVER last night? Yeah. iamari, you were in my dream. You were very pretty and very short and you looked... Italian. O_O Like, extremely Itlatian. Olive skin and dark hair and green eyes and just ITALIAN. Your kids were in it too. Yes, I know you only have one, but in my dream you had multiple. And they were being big brats. Like, seriously hurting each other and you didn't know what to do. This all randomly took place in a big city that I want to say was New York, but god if I know why. So, um, yeah.

The first part of the dream I can remember is me, randomly naked, randomly sitting at the window sill of this building with ground to ceiling windows with a good view of the street about 3 stories below. And did I mention that the window shades were smoky and at best translucent so I was, in effect, putting on a show for the Random Crowd Below? I have no idea what this means as I'm not an exhibitionist, but whatever. Next it switched to me taking a shower (STILL NAKED) and it was randomly iamari, because yes, you so totally live in New York in a high rise apartment. Not. Oh, and the shower in the bathroom kept, like, randomly rotating like it was some kind of bizarre James Bond Tub of Doom. o_O You told me not to use the green shampoo, to use the red shampoo and conditioner instead. Wtf?

So next I'm randomly beating up on kids, because they were being brats and really upsetting their parents. This was in the middle of the city streets, btw, but at least I wasn't naked anymore. I was wearing a dress. Wtf? *eyes bug out* Because, you know, I habitually beat up on my friends' children, on ALL children for that matter, because I just hate kids SOOOO much. *boggle* I got the feeling two of the kids were iamari's and two were ailei's but god only knows why. Then beckyhoadley called, but only to tell us that she was, in fact, alive but we needed to come save her before the fish ate her. O_O Because you know we all have to watch out for the crazed man-eating goldfish that live in your part of the country, dear... way out in the middle of nowhere... away from all large bodies of water. Riiiiight.

SO. Next it switches to this bizarre-ass subterannean cave-type place with a stanky nastae lake and I'm on this dock with my family and like... my family's enemies? No, I don't know either. All I know is that the cave's going to fall apart soon and we have to get OUT but before that my snarky little brother and I have to row across said stanky lake and get SOMETHING from the other side or we're all... I have no idea what. Everything was green and nasty. Even the life jackets. God, I'm bizarre.

No, I don't know either.

My dreams have turned into David Lynch movies. I full expect the Random Creepy Guy to jump out at me any time now, scare the shit out of me, and then never appear again. *throws hands into the air*