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Listens: dude, I'm in the library. No music ALLOWED.

My tummae be rumblin!

-if i were a month... April. or May.
-if i were a day of the week... Sunday.
-if i were a time of day... 7 in the friggin morning, right when the sun comes up.
-if i were a planet... probably Venus. Possibly Jupiter. (lots of gas.. *SRNK*)
-if i were as many animals as I wanted to be... a pod of dolphins, liek omg! Um, no. I'd be that odd couple of cat and dog that are mysteriously best friends. And break shit all the time.
-if i were a direction... South, definately south.
-if i were a piece of furniture... a much-loved hammock or swing hanging from the porch.
-if i were a historical figure... erm... Oscar Wilde?
-if i were a liquid... that first drink of water when you haven't had something to drink in AGES and you've been sweating like a beast and you're so thirsty you think you're going to die
-if i were a tree... a poplar. or a cherry tree.
-if i were a bird... I'd like to say a nightingale, but it'd probably be something totally doofy like an ostrich. Yeah, really long legs.
-if i were a tool... what are you talking about? I AM a tool! Uh, a Swiss Army knife.
-if i were a flower... cherry blossom.
-if i were a kind of weather... the wet cleanness right after a thunderstorm, right when the sun just peeks out.
-if i were a mythical creature... Nymph. No, really. I'm WAY too happy to be anything particularly intimidating.
-if i were a musical instrument... *laughter* Piano.
-if i were a colour... *snrk* probably pale yellow.
-if i were an emotion... Happiness
-if i were a vegetable... CAULIFLOWER!
-if i were a sound... birdsong
-if i were an element... liquid nitrate! just kidding. Um, fire.
-if i were a car... I'll agree with Amy. VESPA! Powder blue, yo.
-if i were a song... This question is not fair. NOT FAIR, I TELL YOU. Okay, either "You Can Call Me Al" by Paul Simon or "The Littlest Birds" by the Be Good Tanyas.
-if i were a movie... Star Wars. the ORIGAL. represent, yo.
-if i were a book... I'd be an old dog-chewed favorite fantasy novel with the twist ending that you know like the back of your hand
-if i were a food... ice cream. *grin*
-if i were a place... your best friend's house from high school.
-if i were a material... bunny fur. Angora?
-if i were a taste... apple cinnamon.
-if i were a scent... fresh-baked cookies. *Facepalm* Lord help me...
-if i were a word... supercalifragilisticexpealidocious!
-if i were an object... a loofah
-if i were a body part... a pair of eyes
-if i were a facial expression... goofy grin
-if i were a subject in school... Cross-Cultural Themes: The Human Experience (English 630)
-if i were a cartoon character... Babs Bunny
-if i were a number... just one more than is a good idea
-if i were an article of clothing... a multi-colored patchwork skirt
-if i were a weapon... a skillfully decorated broadsword
-if I were an alcoholic drink... durr.... Sangria.

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