Why Nicole and I need to be committed...

Kat: I want to be greek
Nicole: ALL ROTTEN DIRTY NASTY BOY THINGS I CAN SAY
Kat: and name my child asshaticus
Kat: *dies*
Nicole: HAHAHAHAHAHAH
Nicole: you rule
Kat: I'm so bizarre
Nicole: ALL BOW TO ASSHATICUS
Kat: *DIES*
Kat: HAHAHAHAHAHAAHH!!!!!
Kat: KNEEL BEFORE ME CRETINS
Kat: YOU THERE
Kat: WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING
Kat: OFF WITH HIS BALLS
Nicole: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Kat: *chop*
Nicole: ASSHATICUS! ASSHATICUS (The crowd cheers enthusiastically)
Nicole: but ohhhh your rival appears
Kat: *bows* *glares in the direction of someone booing*
Kat: *GASP*
Nicole: ALL HAIL BUTTOCKUS
Kat: *shakes fist*
Nicole: oh my god i did not say that
Kat: *DIES FUCKING LAUGHING*
Nicole: *le speeets at you*
Nicole: "I am a greater roman warrior than YOU are"
Nicole: "I will take all your cattle and your women*
Nicole: AND FART IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION
Kat: YOU CANNOT PROCREATE
Kat: YOUR BALLS ARE THE SIZE OF WALNUTS
Nicole: HAHAHAHAHAHA
Nicole: WTF
Kat: and I shall CRUSH THEM BENEATH MY PENIS
Nicole: le ow
Nicole: *runs squeaking*
Kat: *runs after you waving a nutcracker*
Kat: you do realize
Kat: that should a man actually have balls the size of walnuts
Kat: it's... not really that small
Nicole: oh.
Nicole: hokai
Nicole: hm
Kat: so
Kat: um
Kat: that was lame of me
Kat: DIRTAE PIRATE THONG
Kat: *steals the walnut balls*
Kat: *crunches them*
Nicole: we both got fired on EXACTLAE the same day
Nicole: WALNUT BALLS

holy shiiiiiiiiiiiiit we are LAME *dies*