the world as seen through British eyes:

Excerpted from my penpal Jack's latest email to me:
"sex is really wierd isnt it? first off your sniffing around like a mad man looking for it, then you get some and its never as great as you think it is, then about 2 days later your humping air cause you want to keep doing it!!! and messy

anyways, its the bank holliday weekend and im supposed to be going out with some girlies tomorow. isnt it wierd that whenever you go out with a group of girls its always so much fun (questions his sexuality her) compared to when you go out with a group of men? i think its got something to do with blokes not being comfortable with the size of there dicks dont you?

god talking about mens genitalia, ali broke up with hoffman a couple of weeks ago and apparently he only had a 6' dick!!! so everyone found out when they broke up as she was very pissed off with him. (obviously it wasnt only the fact that he had a little wee wee but also the fact that he liked to spread it arround"

Oh Jack. you make me laugh. Especially because you still cannot spell to save your life.