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I'm changing this fictional character meme because I definately make a distinction between guys I'd DATE and guys I'd DO. As in, marry-me-please versus one-night stand. So... heh. Also, I have too much time on my hands that I apparently like to WASTE. Go, me.
1. The Marquis de Carabas, from Neverwhere. He's hot, but he's really too much of a bastard for me to have any sort of lasting relationship with him. Shame, really. AH WELL.
2. Sephiroth, from Final Fantasy 7. Yes, I know. I've had a crush on him since I was in 7th grade. Yes, he's a pyromaniac and freaky and would sooner run me through than look at me (HEH) and he's NOT boyfriend material AT ALL. But.... mmmmm. Do me now.
3. Alucard, from Hellsing. OHMYGODTAKEMENOWYOUSEXYTHING. Mmm, pure and unadulterated evil. I much prefer the vampires that are totally OK with the fact that they're evil and damned to Hell or whatever and make no pretensions about having anything resembling a soul. YUM!
4. Bill the Butcher, from Gangs of New York. Arguably the most fucked-up guy on the list, right up there with Sephiroth. But... my god. I'd sleep with this man in a HOT MINUTE, folks.
5. Captain Hook, from Peter Pan (the movie that came out in December, mostly, but from the book too). Oh, god. I can't decide if he'd run me through or use me horribly first before booting me overboard. I'm not going to go into details about how fun it would be to be made the personal cabin girl. *snrk*
6. Captain Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Caribbean. I don't care how much fun this guy is, or how much I love him (cuz I do), he would be THE worst boyfriend in the world. Not on purpose, either. He's just not got a responsible bone in his body when it comes to women (or men, *snrk*).
7. Mary's version of Lucifer (yes, THAT Lucifer. The one with the wings. Or...not.) Hi, yes, I'm utterly retarded, but he maketh me go GUH. Mmmm, religion fetish. (This is your fault, Mary. YOURS AND YOURS ALONE.)
8. Severus Snape, from Harry Potter. I was VERY torn about putting him on this list rather than the other one, especially since he doesn't really seem like the fling kind of guy, but I don't know... I just don't think our personalities would match well, despite how FUCKING HOT I think he is. I think he'd kill me, actually. *G*
9. Scott Weiland from Rocksnobs RP. Jade, your Scott is so fucking hot. If somewhat mentally disturbed. And gay. And having had drug issues. Mmm, Scott. Dunno, though, don't think we'd have enough in common to do anything but fuck, so that's why he's here and not on list 2.
10. Mihawk, from One Piece. He'd make a shite boyfriend and he has atrocious fashion sense and no one really knows why I like him, least of all me, but my pants would be off quicker than you could say "Grand Line". Mmmm.
1. Mycroft Sullivan, my oldest and dearest original character. Yes, I know that's kind of dumb, especially since most people don't know who he IS, and he's gay and kind of (okay, completely) a bastard, but MAN. HE IS HOT. And I lurve him. Think a gay Sherlock Holmes and that's a close approximation. And, just because I know him that well, he actually makes a damn good boyfriend... once you get that far.
2. Stephen Maturin, from Master and Commander the series and/or the movie. He's just SO DAMNED CUTE and doctorly and... and... aww, man. I lurve that guy. *pets him*
3. Richard Zeeman/Jason What's-his-name from Anita Blake, Vampire Hunter. This one is a double because most of the time, when Richard isn't being a huge ANGST MONSTER (or a slobbering werewolf, heh), he's fabulous. And would make a GREAT boyfriend. The same essentially goes for Jason, except that he doesn't angst half as much. Hee.
4. Monkey D. Luffy, from One Piece. OH, LUFFY!! I LOVE YOU!! This man is my fictional character HUSBAND, people. Words cannot describe how much I lurve him. SIGH. *hugs Luffy* And he's totally buff, too. Mmmmm... I'm yours, Luffy. *_*
5. Sirius Black, from Harry Potter. Hoooo-WHEE, DO ME NOW. I don't think I need to do too much explaining on this guy. He was kind of close, too, though, because he seems like he can be kind of an asshat. But... eh. I'd gladly try dating him, let's leave it at that.
6. Mary's Warren Ellis, from Rocksnobs. I HAVE SUCH A CRUSH ON WARREN!! *fucking dies* He's so sweet and happy and goofy and just fucking laid-back. Him and his awful pink Michael Jackson jacket (I am so not making that up). Ahhh, Warren. Lurve!
7. Jack Skellington from Nightmare Before Christmas. What? WHAT?? Okay, so no, he's not exactly... human... or anything even remotely alive... BUT I HAVE A HUGE CRUSH ON HIM, OKAY. SO BACK OFF.
8. MY Patrick Murphy from Rocksnobs. It's kind of dumb because he's essentially like the RL Patrick Murphy, but eh, I'm not too concerned. I'm not sure how THAT would go but god, he would be SUCH a fun boyfriend. HEH.
9. Zidane Tribal, from Final Fantasy 9. I have always had a soft spot for this guy---he's just so fabulous. Sweet and charismatic and just enough of an ass to be fun. Yay Zidane!
10. Fred and or George Weasley, Harry Potter. We'd spend all our time doing stupid shit to each other and just being all around dumb. It would be FABULOUS. Only downside is that it would be kind of odd to try to pick between them, since... okay, I don't think I'm going to go down that particular road, cuz WOAH *giggles*.
That took me WAY longer than it should have, and Amelia is pissed at me cuz I ain't gone grocery shopping since before The Fall of Man, or something. *g*
1. The Marquis de Carabas, from Neverwhere. He's hot, but he's really too much of a bastard for me to have any sort of lasting relationship with him. Shame, really. AH WELL.
2. Sephiroth, from Final Fantasy 7. Yes, I know. I've had a crush on him since I was in 7th grade. Yes, he's a pyromaniac and freaky and would sooner run me through than look at me (HEH) and he's NOT boyfriend material AT ALL. But.... mmmmm. Do me now.
3. Alucard, from Hellsing. OHMYGODTAKEMENOWYOUSEXYTHING. Mmm, pure and unadulterated evil. I much prefer the vampires that are totally OK with the fact that they're evil and damned to Hell or whatever and make no pretensions about having anything resembling a soul. YUM!
4. Bill the Butcher, from Gangs of New York. Arguably the most fucked-up guy on the list, right up there with Sephiroth. But... my god. I'd sleep with this man in a HOT MINUTE, folks.
5. Captain Hook, from Peter Pan (the movie that came out in December, mostly, but from the book too). Oh, god. I can't decide if he'd run me through or use me horribly first before booting me overboard. I'm not going to go into details about how fun it would be to be made the personal cabin girl. *snrk*
6. Captain Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Caribbean. I don't care how much fun this guy is, or how much I love him (cuz I do), he would be THE worst boyfriend in the world. Not on purpose, either. He's just not got a responsible bone in his body when it comes to women (or men, *snrk*).
7. Mary's version of Lucifer (yes, THAT Lucifer. The one with the wings. Or...not.) Hi, yes, I'm utterly retarded, but he maketh me go GUH. Mmmm, religion fetish. (This is your fault, Mary. YOURS AND YOURS ALONE.)
8. Severus Snape, from Harry Potter. I was VERY torn about putting him on this list rather than the other one, especially since he doesn't really seem like the fling kind of guy, but I don't know... I just don't think our personalities would match well, despite how FUCKING HOT I think he is. I think he'd kill me, actually. *G*
9. Scott Weiland from Rocksnobs RP. Jade, your Scott is so fucking hot. If somewhat mentally disturbed. And gay. And having had drug issues. Mmm, Scott. Dunno, though, don't think we'd have enough in common to do anything but fuck, so that's why he's here and not on list 2.
10. Mihawk, from One Piece. He'd make a shite boyfriend and he has atrocious fashion sense and no one really knows why I like him, least of all me, but my pants would be off quicker than you could say "Grand Line". Mmmm.
1. Mycroft Sullivan, my oldest and dearest original character. Yes, I know that's kind of dumb, especially since most people don't know who he IS, and he's gay and kind of (okay, completely) a bastard, but MAN. HE IS HOT. And I lurve him. Think a gay Sherlock Holmes and that's a close approximation. And, just because I know him that well, he actually makes a damn good boyfriend... once you get that far.
2. Stephen Maturin, from Master and Commander the series and/or the movie. He's just SO DAMNED CUTE and doctorly and... and... aww, man. I lurve that guy. *pets him*
3. Richard Zeeman/Jason What's-his-name from Anita Blake, Vampire Hunter. This one is a double because most of the time, when Richard isn't being a huge ANGST MONSTER (or a slobbering werewolf, heh), he's fabulous. And would make a GREAT boyfriend. The same essentially goes for Jason, except that he doesn't angst half as much. Hee.
4. Monkey D. Luffy, from One Piece. OH, LUFFY!! I LOVE YOU!! This man is my fictional character HUSBAND, people. Words cannot describe how much I lurve him. SIGH. *hugs Luffy* And he's totally buff, too. Mmmmm... I'm yours, Luffy. *_*
5. Sirius Black, from Harry Potter. Hoooo-WHEE, DO ME NOW. I don't think I need to do too much explaining on this guy. He was kind of close, too, though, because he seems like he can be kind of an asshat. But... eh. I'd gladly try dating him, let's leave it at that.
6. Mary's Warren Ellis, from Rocksnobs. I HAVE SUCH A CRUSH ON WARREN!! *fucking dies* He's so sweet and happy and goofy and just fucking laid-back. Him and his awful pink Michael Jackson jacket (I am so not making that up). Ahhh, Warren. Lurve!
7. Jack Skellington from Nightmare Before Christmas. What? WHAT?? Okay, so no, he's not exactly... human... or anything even remotely alive... BUT I HAVE A HUGE CRUSH ON HIM, OKAY. SO BACK OFF.
8. MY Patrick Murphy from Rocksnobs. It's kind of dumb because he's essentially like the RL Patrick Murphy, but eh, I'm not too concerned. I'm not sure how THAT would go but god, he would be SUCH a fun boyfriend. HEH.
9. Zidane Tribal, from Final Fantasy 9. I have always had a soft spot for this guy---he's just so fabulous. Sweet and charismatic and just enough of an ass to be fun. Yay Zidane!
10. Fred and or George Weasley, Harry Potter. We'd spend all our time doing stupid shit to each other and just being all around dumb. It would be FABULOUS. Only downside is that it would be kind of odd to try to pick between them, since... okay, I don't think I'm going to go down that particular road, cuz WOAH *giggles*.
That took me WAY longer than it should have, and Amelia is pissed at me cuz I ain't gone grocery shopping since before The Fall of Man, or something. *g*