Ooh, I've been good this year
Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! Last Wednesday I bought porn for  jtsmiley (-10 points). Last Tuesday I helped fullmoonbunny see the light (8 points). Last week I farted in an elevator (-6 points). Last Friday I ruled Iran as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). In January I didn't flush (-1 points). Overall, I've been nice (691 points). For Christmas I deserve a pony! Sincerely, |
I find it so amusing that I'm the one buying porn for James even though he's the porn guru. XD Now where the hell's my pony?!
This one was just too good to pass up:
Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! Last Saturday I gave sscherryblossom a Dutch Oven (-10 points). In February I committed genocide... Sorry about that, talor47 (-5000 points). In June I stole kingzeal's purse (-30 points). In November I punched holy_vivi in the arm (-10 points). In September I farted in an elevator (-6 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-5056 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal! Sincerely, |
So...wtf's a Dutch Oven? And why the hell does Rob have a purse? O_o