MPZ Listening Party

MPZ Listening Party S3 Ep.7 - Werewolf Outhouse

Wed, 17 Jun 2026 07:29:02 -0700

Who is your favorite BJ? How can Bill cheat on his test? When do Amish history books begin? Find out the answers to these and many other questions in this episode.

00:00 - Bill takes a test

05:40 - Show begins

06:25 - Listener's Mail

13:56 - Pat on the Back

15:58 - Have You Seen?

21:01 - Have You Also Seen?

29:07 - Opening Pitch

32:09 - Bill excoriates Isaac Asimov

37:00 - Young Sherlock Holmes pitches

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MPZ Listening Party is Bill Arnett, Danny Mora, and Bobby Mort

MPZ Listening Party S3 Ep.6 - Crockpot of the Damned

Wed, 10 Jun 2026 07:12:43 -0700

Why do students hate Pop Ass and Sum Ass? What exactly is the sediment in your wine? Whose skin is hanging in my closet? Find out the answers to these and many other questions in this episode!

00:00 - Bobby's rosy cheeks

09:01 - Show begins

10:00 - Opening Question

13:14 - Pat on the Back

13:47 - Finger on the Pulse

18:27 - Have You Seen?

24:18 - Bill has an update

25:58 - News...of the MACABRE

34:45 - Opening Pitch

40:12 - Opening Fail

44:47 - Bobby's Hollywood Minute

45:36 - The Graveyard: a dramatic reading of the first six pages

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Maximum Party Zone is Bill Arnett, Danny Mora, and Bill Arnett

Terror of the Werewolf video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=24-zjU4AHNY&t=5s

MPZ Listening Party S3 Ep.5 - Enter the TrashManiac

Wed, 03 Jun 2026 07:33:11 -0700

Who is the REAL cipher? How did that scientist lose their hands? Who hates litterbugs with a murderous passion? Find out the answers to these and many other questions in this episode!

00:00 - Scary text message

00:58 - Listener's Question

06:38 - Listener's Follow-up

09:02 - Show begins

10:01 - Pats on the Back

11:03 - More Pats on More Backs

12:20 - Listener's Response

14:33 - Have You Seen?

20:25 - News...of the NASTY

24:14 - News...of the MACABRE

29:00 - Hot off the Press

33:58 - Opening Pitch

41:27 - It's Alive!

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MPZ Listening Party is Bill Arnett, Bobby Mort, and Danny Mora

MPZ Listening Party S3 Ep.4 - I Have Always Wanted Bangs

Wed, 27 May 2026 07:12:57 -0700

What is the worst honorary degree? Is Dwight D. Eisenhower an emotional eater? What kind of death would Bill like? Find out the answers to these and many other questions in this episode!

00:00 - Spiritual cheerleading

05:53 - Listener's Question

12:53 - Show begins

13:43 - Listener's Mail
16:50 - Have You Seen?

22:20 - Have You Also Seen?

27:11 - Guess The Trailer

39:23 - News...of the MACABRE

44:59 - Bobby's CD collection

52:39 - Quick Roz bit

Andy Reid is bigger than other kids his age.

Guess The Trailer trailer

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MPZ Listening Party is Bill Arnett, Danny Mora, and Bobby Mort.

MPZ Listening Party S3 Ep.3 - TIGER5 & WOOD5

Tue, 19 May 2026 21:38:38 -0700

What's in a pimento cheese sandwich? What was the hard rock scene like in Iceland during the 70's? What can you expect to see in "Jack Nicklaus's Tips"? Find out the answers to these and many other questions in this episode!

00:00 - What's for tea time?

02:36 - A Bobby recipe

04:24 - Listener Game - continued

09:11 - Listener Game - another layer

15:40 - Listener Game - yet another layer

23:21 - Listener Game - the actual final part

32:55 - Show begins

35:35 - Cipher in the Snow alts

40:51 - BTS of problematic AI

43:35 - Have You Seen?

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Maximum Party Zone is Bill Arnett, Danny Mora, and Bobby Mort

MPZ Listening Party S3 Ep.2 - Mathsimum Party Zone

Wed, 13 May 2026 17:13:36 -0700

How miserably do evil men die? Will you hear poetry from squirrels in Season Three? Who will MPZ's political show ruthlessly defenestrate? Find out the answers to these and many other questions in this episode!

00:00 - School's (almost) out

01:43 - Opening Question

08:45 - Show begins

09:28 - Half-hearted Apology

10:43 - Quarter-hearted Apology

12:47 - Follow-up

14:38 - Finger on the Pulse

15:48 - Listener's Mail

16:54 - Have You Seen?

22:06 - Guess The Trailer

27:31 - News...of the MACABRE

35:08 - Season Two Promises--BROKEN

38:30 - Season Three Promises

46:56 - Listener submitted Action April game

Acme Trailer

Ladies First trailer

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MPZ Listening Party is Bill Arnett, Danny Mora, and Bobby Mort

MPZ Listening Party S3 Ep.1 - Merry Maids on Mars

Wed, 06 May 2026 08:02:55 -0700

What's a mom and pop version of a store you do not want? When will we do an 80's-centric show? Did Big Booty Bass merit a follow-up album? Find out the answers to these and many other questions in this episode!

00:00 - Clip show

00:40 - Show begins

01:03 - Opening Question

11:08 - Bill on books

14:37 - Half-hearted Apology

20:23 - Have You Seen...Historically?

30:49 - Is This A Sketch?

37:13 - News...of the NASTY

41:30 - Garage CD Collection

https://www.medievalists.net/2025/05/cadaver-synod/

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MPZ is Bill Arnett, Danny Mora, and Bobby Mort

MPZ Listening Party S2 Ep.52 - Uncle Bill's Diarrhea Diversion

Wed, 29 Apr 2026 06:49:25 -0700

Do you go to Shakespeare for the prop comedy? How were unions born? What's a good comeback to "You're a bastard"? Find out the answer to these and many other questions in this episode!

00:00 - To Prop, or Not to Prop

03:11 - Follow-up

07:33 - Follow-up, redux

09:00 - Follow-up III, Zartan's Revenge

09:55 - mpz-EITGEIST

12:38 - Follow-up IV

15:37 - ACTION APRIL: Police Story 2 (1988)

40:57 - Flying Meat Disk Review

Clayface trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6IxPD-jNdwM

Please send any comments, questions, and deals for Police Story 6 to monkeyreadytodo@gmail.com.

MPZ is Bill Arnett, Danny Mora, and Bobby Mort

MPZ Listening Party S2 Ep.51 - Protect Your Dreams

Tue, 21 Apr 2026 17:10:07 -0700

Who makes OSHA danceable? What is the best fully-clothed strip club? What famous author stole from Darkman? Find out the answers to these and many other questions in this episode!

00:00 - Listener's Question

06:46 - Half-Hearted Apology

10:30 - Show Begins

10:48 - Follow-Up

15:41 - ACTION APRIL - Darkman 2 (1995)

51:00 - Flying Meat Disk Review

Please send any comments, questions, and contracts for extending the Darkman universe to monkeyreadytodo@gmail.com.

Maximum Party Zone is Bill Arnett, Danny Mora, and Bobby Mort

MPZ Listening Party S2 Ep.50 - Late 80's Fever Dream

Wed, 15 Apr 2026 06:30:39 -0700

What is the booby to yen conversion rate? Who takes prop comedy to toxic levels? Who comes to us with a message of peace? Find out the answers to these and many other questions in this episode!

00:00 - Touchland

05:48 - Show begins

06:23 - Question of the Week

13:38 - ACTION APRIL - Predator 2 (1990)

45:42 - Flying Meat Disk Review

46:44 - Next week on...ACTION APRIL

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Glover/Predator dance: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOw47NC_sxI

Maximum Party Zone is Bill Arnett, Danny Mora, and Bobby Mort

MPZ Listening Party S2 Ep.49 - Lots of Shooting and Karate

Wed, 08 Apr 2026 07:00:45 -0700

When was the first rug burn? Where do you find food-related Picasso's? Who will be the UFC's next big collab? Find out the answers to these and many other questions in this episode!

00:00 - Spring break hill

03:33 - Show begins

04:20 - Listener's Question

04:54 - Half-hearted Apology

08:45 - Baby apology

09:25 - Follow-up

16:30 - Another Follow-up

22:53 - ACTION APRIL - Missing In Action 2: The Beginning

This episode's movie: https://tubitv.com/movies/663308/missing-in-action-2-the-beginning

Next episode's movie: https://www.hulu.com/movie/predator-2-9d6f9c88-3a8e-4e5a-85b8-f7cf01827f43

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MPZ Listening Party is Bill Arnett, Danny Mora, and Bobby Mort

MPZ Listening Party S2 Ep.48 - Gazpacho and Revenge

Tue, 31 Mar 2026 21:43:32 -0700

Can you change someone over Zoom? Who is the Orson Welles of kung fu? One cup of rage, one cup of fury, and one cup of what? Find out the answers to these and many other questions in this episode!

00:00 - Scared straight

01:54 - Listener's Question

12:26 - Show begins

15:06 - ACTION APRIL: "Master of the Flying Guillotine" (1976)

28:10 - Bill exposes a stereotype

41:44 - Flying (Guillotine?) Meat Disk Review

46:09 - Next week on...ACTION APRIL

48:36 - Have You Seen?

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This episode's Action April: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WokC4rANnFg&t=2195s

Next week's Action April: https://tubitv.com/movies/663308/missing-in-action-2-the-beginning

MPZ is Bill Arnett, Danny Mora, and Bobby Mort

MPZ Listening Party S2 Ep.47 - Time Capsule Practical Joke

Wed, 25 Mar 2026 18:05:13 -0700

What are the benefits of microplastics? Who keeps stealing all the breakfast burritos at Craft Services? Why should you always secure the background curtain for any press conference? Find out the answers to these and many other questions in this episode!

00:00 - Nightmare on set

10:01 - Show begins

20:50 - Follow up

28:48 - The Graveyard, revisited

40:50 - Have You Seen?

46:21 - News...of the MACABRE

For next week's Action April!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WokC4rANnFg&t=2194s

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MPZ Listening Party is Bill Arnett, Danny Mora, and Bobby Mort

MPZ Listening Party S2 Ep.46 - Deathwish III or The Ravages of Age

Tue, 17 Mar 2026 19:50:12 -0700

What is buffoonery of the worst kind? Who has permanent "sex back"? Why is that robot hand sweating? Find out the answers to these and many other questions in this episode!

00:00 - Harsh critics

09:24 - Show begins

10:42 - Half-hearted Apology

11:44 - Quarter-hearted Apology

15:54 - Listener's Mail

23:46 - The MPZ Horror Initiative

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MPZ Listening Party is Bill Arnett, Danny Mora, and Bobby Mort

MPZ Listening Party S2 Ep.45 - Snake Eyes Learns ASL

Tue, 10 Mar 2026 21:49:21 -0700

Who will fight "Fore!" you? Is Dr. Lightning an actual soda? What is the MPZ Horror Initiative? Find out the answers to these and many other questions in this episode!

00:00 - A Month of Number 2's

02:05 - Opening Question

08:14 - Show begins

09:10 - Half-hearted Apology

10:44 - Clarification

16:06 - Have You Seen?

19:07 - The Twisted World of Mt. St. Helens

23:10 - News...of the MACABRE

29:05 - More News...of the MORE MACABRE

35:24 - Opening Pitch

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MPZ Listening Party is Bill Arnett, Danny Mora, and Bobby Mort

MPZ Listening Party S2 Ep.44 - Hallmark Card for Motorcycle Day

Tue, 03 Mar 2026 22:26:01 -0700

What quenches a bear's thirst? Can you say "rapidly swelling wrists" three times quickly? What is "the GI Joe problem"? Find out the answers to these and many other questions in this episode!

00:00 - Bill has a question

06:34 - Show begins

07:23 - Public Announcement

09:29 - Clarification

11:09 - Have You Seen?

22:40 - News...of the MACABRE

37:16 - Hallmark Channel pitches

Please send any comments, questions, and Hallmark movie deals to monkeyreadytodo@gmail.com.

MPZ Listening Party is Bill Arnett, Danny Mora, and Bobby Mort

MPZ Listening Party S2 Ep.43 - Listen to the Ice

Thu, 26 Feb 2026 13:17:58 -0700

What goes well with thyme and olive oil? Who bursts through the wall to maintain justice? What hope is there for a Carnie on their last chance? Find out the answer to these and many other questions in this episode!

00:00 - Bread bowls

03:29 - Confessions

08:13 - Show begins

15:17 - Follow-up

20:26 - Have You Seen?

31:31 - News...of the MACABRE

38:10 - Die Hard...on a BLANK

Please send any comments, questions, and overall deals for our blockbuster "Listen to the ___" series to monkeyreadytodo@gmail.com.

Maximum Party Zone is Bill Arnett, Danny Mora, and Bobby Mort

MPZ Listening Party S2 Ep.42 - Lil Swamp Thing

Wed, 18 Feb 2026 21:53:53 -0700

Who will claim this year's Robert E. Lee? Who wears a "manatee large"? How do you top "I am Groot"? Find out the answers to these and many other questions in this episode!

00:00 - ...to all those who celebrate

07:55 - Florida News

11:41 - Show begins

13:47 - More manat-eemail

19:08 - Studio Pitch 3 (continued)...

19:36 - ...and the complications

27:00 - Have You Seen?

33:46 - News...of the MACABRE

39:50 - The Opening Pitch

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MPZ Listening Party is Bill Arnett, Danny Mora, and Bobby Mort

MPZ Listening Party S2 Ep.41 - You Just Keep Throwing Those Touchdowns Tom Brady

Wed, 11 Feb 2026 07:54:46 -0700

Who puts the "pod" back in podcast? What's a great hack for lazy killers? Who is dancing in the Arby's kitchen? Find out the answers to these and many other questions in this episode!

00:00 - Fast start

02:20 - Pat on the Back

03:21 - Pat on YOUR Back

05:03 - News...of the MACABRE

08:47 - More news...of the MORE MACABRE

15:11 - Studio pitch 1...

19:09 - ...and the complications

26:46 - Studio pitch 2...

28:25 - ...and the complications

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MPZ Listening Party is Bill Arnett, Danny Mora, and Bobby Mort

What a mummy sounds like: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8qhrURrQbI

MPZ Listening Party S2 Ep.40 - Honey Wagon of the Stars

Tue, 03 Feb 2026 22:58:47 -0700

How do we rate the Chestnut with the Van Dyke? What phrase are we copywriting? Where do you go to buy horse office supplies? Find out the answers to these and many other questions in this episode!

00:00 - What I wish people knew about me

02:40 - Show begins

12:31 - Missed Opportunities

14:14 - Listener's Mail

17:08 - Have You Seen? Listener Edition

19:40 - Have You Also Seen?

22:11 - Impromptu Meat Disk Review

23:09 - Have You Also Seen In Addition To?

32:38 - News...of the MACABRE

36:06 - Listener's Game

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Maximum Party Zone is Bill Arnett, Danny Mora, and Bobby Mort

MPZ Listening Party S2 Ep.39 - Erotic Grillers

Tue, 27 Jan 2026 23:15:19 -0700

What do ghost kitchens serve? What is Mario Batali's favorite podcast? Why do we owe Mr. Perry an apology? Find out the answer to these and many other questions in this episode!

00:00 - Tales from the set

07:43 - Craft services review

19:17 - Show begins

24:18 - Showing our age?

24:53 - Finger on a kid's pulse, but not in a creepy way, officer

38:59 - Have You Seen?

44:27 - News...of the MACABRE

Please send any comments, questions, and overall deals for erotic thrillers that will satisfy your channel's content needs to monkeyreadytodo@gmail.com.

MPZ is Bill Arnett, Danny Mora, and Bobby Mort

MPZ Listening Party S2 Ep.38 - The Hardest Working Speedo in Sports

Tue, 20 Jan 2026 21:00:27 -0700

What perfume is both "unforgettable" and "specific"? What warning should be on every fire escape? What's going to leave grill marks on your waist? Find out the answers to these and many other questions in this episode!

00:00 - What about "macroplastics"?

16:38 - Show begins

17:47 - Half-hearted Apology

19:56 - Have You Seen?

27:25 - News...of the MACABRE

33:06 - Bill's Streaming Review

41:57 - There's Nothing In The Rule Book That Says

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MPZ Listening Party is Bill Arnett, Danny Mora, and Bobby Mort

MPZ Listening Party S2 Ep.37 - Briefcase Lasagna

Wed, 14 Jan 2026 21:34:18 -0700

How long should your dissertation be on the lyrics of Ratt be? What royalty glistens and comes draped in onions? What's the worst kind of scar? Find out the answers to these and many other questions in this episode!

00:00 - Football talk

07:17 - Show begins

10:59 - Half-hearted Apology

13:33 - Have You Seen?

19:14 - News...of the MACABRE

28:00 - Question for Mister A

30:42 - Opening Pitch

37:17 - Second Annual Public Domain Pitchfest

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MPZ Listening Party is Bill Arnett, Danny Mora, and Bobby Mort

MPZ Listening Party S2 Ep.36 - Drivers License Photo of Dorian Gray

Thu, 08 Jan 2026 19:28:45 -0700

Is there privacy in Haunted Mansion bathroom? What kind of cool stuff do Bobby, Bill, and Danny get up to when they are not podcasting? What kind of bionics did we explore in the past? Find out the answers to these and many other questions in this episode!

00:00 - Resolutions

10:27 - Show begins

12:05 - Listener-submitted game

28:13 - Listener challenge

31:05 - Opening Pitch, Listener version

33:35 - Have You Seen?

42:09 - News...of the MACABRE

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MPZ Listening Party is Bobby Mort, Danny Mora, and Bill Arnett.

MPZ Listening Party S2 Ep.35 - Manatee County Sheriff Manatee

Wed, 31 Dec 2025 08:17:11 -0700

What's that delightful smell in your accountant's office? Who wrote the bawdiest novels with the most impeccable grammar? What element is tearing up the runway? Find out the answers to these and many other questions in this episode!

00:00 - Taxes

07:02 - Show begins

07:39 - Pat on the Back

10:07 - Have You Seen?

15:33 - Have You ALSO Seen?

23:38 - News...of the MACABRE

25:20 - Yule Log(lines)

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MPZ Listening Party is Bill Arnett, Danny Mora, and Bobby Mort

MPZ Listening Party S2 Ep.34 - Thirteen Listeners Yawning

Tue, 23 Dec 2025 22:18:03 -0700

Ho! Ho! Ho! How much for that side of beef? Does the Black Panther keep it on the down low? What cleaner gets all the stains out AND is reindeer-recommended? Find out the answers to these and many other questions in this Christmas-themed episode!

00:00 - Gross.

01:38 - Found voicemail

07:20 - Show begins

08:30 - Half-hearted Apology

10:33 - The 12 Days of Pitchmas

11:36 - On the first day of Pitchmas...

12:35 - On the second day of Pitchmas...

13:01 - On the third day of Pitchmas...

13:54 - On the fourth day of Pitchmas...

14:47 - On the fourth day of Pitchmas...

15:49 - On the sixth day of Pitchmas...

17:10 - On the seventh day of Pitchmas...

17:47 - On the eighth day of Pitchmas...

18:49 - On the ninth day of Pitchmas...

20:50 - On the tenth day of Pitchmas...

22:04 - On the eleventh day of Pitchmas...

24:34 - On the twelfth day of Pitchmas...

27:26 - Have You Seen?

31:18 - Have You Also Seen?

36:52 - Bill's Reindeer Game

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MPZ Listening Party is Bill Arnett, Danny Mora, and Bobby Mort

A Plumbing We Will Go: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9M1XjWQJTKM

MPZ Listening Party S2 Ep.33 - It's Roach O'Clock somewhere

Wed, 17 Dec 2025 17:20:07 -0700

Can you feel Mt. Everest on a baseball? What's the most Southern name for a gentleman? What is the title of Robert Ludlum's newly uncovered book? Find out the answers to these and many other questions in this episode!

00:00 - Sex before murder

16:43 - Show begins

17:56 - Pat on the Back

19:13 - Another Pat on another Back

21:19 - Half-hearted Apology

22:49 - Have You Seen?

32:23 - News...of the MACABRE

38:27 - Opening Pitch

42:46 - Talking it out

43:40 - Holiday Prep

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MPZ Listening Party/Maximum Party Zone is Bill Arnett, Danny Mora, and Bobby Mort

MPZ Listening Party S2 Ep.32 - Hung Jury the improv team

Wed, 10 Dec 2025 19:30:36 -0700

What's a second use for pizza boxes? Is there a rom com starring The Devil? Who averages 4.7 yards per carry and terrorizes the campus at night? Find out the answers to these and many other questions in this episode!

00:00 - Prize patrol

08:43 - Show begins

10:58 - Unfortunate Finger on the Unfortunate Pulse

14:36 - Have You Seen?

21:30 - News...of the MACABRE

30:21 - Name That Monster II: The Revenge of

35:52 - Book pitches

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MPZ Listening Party is Bill Arnett, Danny Mora, and Bobby Mort

MPZ Listening Party S2 Ep.31 - Highly Motivated Cobra

Wed, 03 Dec 2025 19:07:41 -0700

How many parade hats was that float? Who should you trust with your taxes? Where do you go when you have disagreements over a cursed amulet? Find out the answers to these and many other questions in this episode!

00:00 - Parade critics

13:48 - Show begins

14:56 - Half-hearted Apology

21:07 - Have you seen?

26:09 - Obit

30:00 - News..of the MACABRE

31:01 - Quiz...of the MACABRE

37:04 - Opening Pitch

49:13 - Holiday Pitchfest

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MPZ Listening Party is Bill Arnett, Danny Mora, and Bobby Mort

MPZ Listening Party S2 Ep.30 - Thanksgiving 2025: POV of the Ear

Tue, 25 Nov 2025 22:46:49 -0700

Hey! You want to join us for Thanksgiving dinner?

Come on over....

...RIGHT NOW!

00:00 - Ding Dong! Hey (YOU, THE LISTENER), you showed up!

01:13 - What? (YOU, THE LISTENER) were in marching band?!

04:08 - Hey, it's time for appetizers!

07:44 - Tell us about the time you spent on the Gulf Coast, (YOU, THE LISTENER)

09:24 - Have you (YOU, THE LISTENER) seen?

17:03 - Woo hoo! It's time for din din!

17:31 - First course is Bill's interpretation of Grandma's classic sitcom recipe

24:17 - Second course is Bobby's All-American classic

33:12 - Third course is Danny's Latin-inspired take on this kitchen staple

40:07 - What? There's MORE??? That's right, (YOU, THE LISTENER). We brought some fusion dishes!!!

51:24 - Not To Be Flip, but...Bill may have had a little too much of his mulled cider

52:00 - We hate to see you go, (YOU, THE LISTENER), but we get it. THANKS FOR GIVING WITH US!

53:04 - It's over....or is it???

MPZ Listening Party is Bill Arnett, Danny Mora, and Bobby Mort

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MPZ Listening Party S2 Ep.29 - Drop Croc

Wed, 19 Nov 2025 19:07:00 -0700

Where do you go when the missus kicks you out? Why don't you want the "bad boy" of puzzles on your team? What kind of deodorant did cavemen use? Find out the answers to these and many other questions in this episode! 00:00 - The Burbank accent 09:34 - Show begins 10:23 - Pat on the Back 21:24 - Have You Seen? 25:40 - News...of the MACABRE 29:28 - Opening Pitch 35:32 - Impossible Game Show 48:22 - Running Please send any comments, questions, or game show contracts to monkeyreadytodo@gmail.com. MPZ Listening Party is Bill Arnett, Danny Mora, and Bobby Mort

MPZ Listening Party S2 Ep.28 - Squid Pro Quo: Undersea Attorney

Wed, 12 Nov 2025 07:58:47 -0700

What new look should Winston Churchill sport? What's a minnow to do when they've run afoul of the law? What is Funzie-approved? Find out the answers to these and many other questions in this episode! 00:00 - Monies owed 08:12 - Show begins 08:59 - Pat On The Back 15:20 - Ill Communication 18:35 - Have You Seen? 26:52 - News...of the MACABRE 34:35 - Snappy Title, Crappy Show 47:00 - Wasteland U.S.A. Please send any comments, questions, or tv deals for crappy shows with idiomatic titles to monkeyreadytodo@gmail.com. MPZ Listening Party is Bill Arnett, Danny Mora, and Bobby Mort

MPZ Listening Party S2 Ep.27 - Voodoo Doll House

Wed, 05 Nov 2025 20:51:27 -0700

Where can you find spiritually impure velour for your latest sewing project? How many slaps a week does the CDC recommend? Who haunts the dreams of struggling, young businesses? Find out the answers to these and many other questions in this episode! 00:00 - Bill wins something 13:38 - Show begins 14:47 - Pat On The Back 15:58 - Have You Seen? 27:23 - News...of the MACABRE 32:58 - A Request for the Listener 33:40 - Even more news...of the MACABRE 40:53 - Opening Pitch 45:33 - THE GODS HAVE DEEMED IT SO Please send any comments, questions, and sci-fi horror deals to monkeyreadytodo@gmail.com. MPZ Listening Party is Bill Arnett, Danny Mora, and Bill Arnett

MPZ Listening Party S2 Ep.26 - Rent To Own...YOUR SOUL

Wed, 29 Oct 2025 10:42:22 -0700

Who keeps suggesting "pitchfork" in improv class? Does this rock spark joy? Does the Equalizer have a girlfriend in Canada? Find out the answers to these and many other questions in this episode! 00:00 - The sloppy gene 08:12 - MPZ Goes To The Movies 10:37 - "The Wicker Man" 42:20 - Flying Meat Disk Review 45:47 - Buy / Rent / Borrow 47:25 - Sequels Please send any comments, questions, or script deals for "The Wickerer Man" to monkeyreadytodo@gmail.com! The Wicker Man (1973): https://tubitv.com/movies/100010483/the-wicker-man?start=true&tracking=google-feed&utm_source=google-feed Maximum Party Zone is Bill Arnett, Danny Mora, and Bobby Mort

MPZ Listening Party S2 Ep.25 - Hungarian Larynx

Tue, 21 Oct 2025 21:34:39 -0700

What do you call a group of vampires? Why do you NOT want to go to the second vault? Who does a great cover of Jerry Was A Racecar Driver? Find out the answers to these and many other questions in this episode. 00:00 - Brisk 01:04 - MPZ Goes To The Movies 03:09 - Half-hearted Apology 05:18 - Pat on the Back 06:46 - Listener's Mail 08:22 - The Satanic Rites of Dracula 37:17 - Flying Meat Disk Review 39:48 - Sequels 41:23 - Buy/Rent/Borrow 43:09 - Next Week On.. 44:40 - News...of the MACABRE This episode's Horrortober: https://tubitv.com/movies/100018089/the-satanic-rites-of-dracula?start=true&tracking=google-feed&utm_source=google-feed Next week's Horrortober: https://tubitv.com/movies/100010483/the-wicker-man?start=true&tracking=google-feed&utm_source=google-feed Please send any questions, comments, and studio deals for a modernist take on Satanic Rites of Dracula to monkeyreadytodo@gmail.com. Maximum Party Zone is Bill Arnett, Danny Mora, and Bobby Mort.

MPZ Listening Party S2 Ep.24 - Elocute, Blacula, Elocute

Tue, 14 Oct 2025 21:07:14 -0700

What was France's greatest gift? Do vampires shed? Who keeps the streets safe in the Smyrna PD? Find out the answers to these and many other questions in this episode. 00:00 - Churchill and his schedule 7:55 - MPZ Goes To The Movies: Scream, Blacula, Scream 32:00 - Flying Meat Disk Review 33:40 - Sequels 39:30 - Next Week Please send any comments, questions, and Blacula 3 writing contracts to monkeyreadytodo@gmail.com Scream, Blacula, Scream: https://tubitv.com/movies/100010897/scream-blacula-scream?start=true&tracking=google-feed&utm_source=google-feed The Satanic Rites of Dracula: https://tubitv.com/movies/100018089/the-satanic-rites-of-dracula?start=true&tracking=google-feed&utm_source=google-feed Maximum Party Zone is Bill Arnett, Danny Mora, and Bobby Mort

MPZ Listening Party S2 Ep.23 - Plasms R Us

Wed, 08 Oct 2025 10:32:26 -0700

What's the phone number for the emergency plumber? Who solves paranormal mysteries of an erotic nature? What college department has the most unsolved murders? Find out the answers to these and many other questions in this episode! 00:00 - Defeating the internet 04:13 - MPZ goes to the movies 06:00 - "The Legend Of Hell House" 34:52 - The FMD Review 37:50 - Sequels 43:29 - Next Week On... 45:55 - News...of the MACABRE Please send any comments, questions, and overall deals for young adult college horror drama series to monkeyreadytodo@gmail.com Maximum Party Zone is Bill Arnett, Danny Mora, and Bobby Mort Legend of Hell House: https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x9i0mao Scream, Blacula, Scream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99SS1PnW7Jk

MPZ Listening Party S2 Ep.22 - I don't know how I got here but I am coming back

Wed, 01 Oct 2025 10:45:35 -0700

Can 80's fashion take flight in a world gone mad? Does Popeye do his own research? What's the secret ingredient in the recipe for delectable space bread? Find out the answers to these and many other questions in this episode! 00:00 - Horrortober is here! 00:47 - A Preamble 01:12 - MPZ Goes To The Movies 01:37 - George A. Romero's "The Crazies" - a recap 24:12 - Movie Fun Facts 25:07 - Three Questions 30:36 - The Flying Meat Disk Review 33:16 - Have You Seen? 39:17 - Opening Pitch...OF HORROR The Crazies: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=faHBYEednqA The Legend of Hell House: https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x9i0mao Maximum Party Zone is Bill Arnett, Danny Mora, and Bobby Mort Please send any comments, questions, and overall deals of HORROR to monkeyreadytodo@gmail.com.

MPZ Listening Party S2 Ep.21 - I Remember The Alamo Is Where I Left My Keys

Wed, 24 Sep 2025 06:38:22 -0700

What strikes fear in a robot’s heart? Who knows why the minimum wage employee sings? What’s a good place for a car dealership? Find out the answers to these and many more questions in this episode! 00:00 - Someone's ornery 03:09 - Show begins 04:00 - A remembrance of the great Robert Red Bird 06:11 - Listener's Mail 07:26 - A Maya Angelou story 09:31 - More Listener's Mail 11:58 - Follow Up 15:39 - A Walk Down Memory Lane 16:30 - The Purplest Prose 21:36 - Have You Seen 26:53 - News...of the MACABRE 28:46 - An Awkward, Momentum-Busting Break 29:25 - A LIVE Half-Hearted Apology 30:23 - The Opening Pitch 37:58 - Listener's Mail's America's 4 Sale's Game 51:39 - Special Announcement Please send any questions, comments, and low-budget horror anthology deals to monkeyreadytodo@gmail.com. Maximum Party Zone is Bill Arnett, Danny Mora, and Bobby Mort The Crazies Robert Red Bird

MPZ Listening Party S2 Ep.20 - Tales from Hale

Tue, 16 Sep 2025 21:49:30 -0700

Who did Bill clap out? How did Danny get his "deep knowledge"? Why should you never put your kid's drawings on your mystical vision board? Find out the answers to these and many other questions in this episode! 00:00 - Taking a page from Lincoln's book 01:38 - September 11 remembrances 04:25 - Half-Hearted Apology 05:24 - Listener's Mail 09:06 - Bill throws Danny under the bus 09:16 - The Lobster Barrel 16:51 - Have You Seen? 31:30 - News...of the MACABRE 40:56 - The Opening Pitch Please send any comments, questions, or anthology series based on classic tv IP to monkeyreadytodo@gmail.com. Maximum Party Zone is Bill Arnett, Danny Mora, and Bobby Mort.

MPZ Listening Party S2 Ep.19 - Citizen Kane Kong

Tue, 09 Sep 2025 21:24:24 -0700

Who should play Mel Gibson's role in "The Patriot"? What perfume drives all the pythons wild? Why should you double the security on your meat locker right now? Find out the answers to these and many more questions in this episode! 00:00 - Set life 14:00 - Show begins 15:31 - Half-Hearted Apology 20:00 - Have you seen? 31:50 - The Opening Pitch 37:30 - This & That Maximum Party Zone is Bill Arnett, Danny Mora, and Bobby Mort. Please send any comments, questions and ape-centric movie deals to monkeyreadytodo@gmail.com.

MPZ Listening Party S2 Ep.18 - That's not Gatorade

Tue, 02 Sep 2025 21:34:49 -0700

What tastes good when properly seasoned? What does W.C. Fields warn about? Who is in charge of stocking snacks? Find out the answers to these and many other questions in this episode!

00:00 - Greasy salesmen 09:24 - Show begins 10:08 - Clarification 13:39 - Follow-up 15:19 - Football Movie - "Firestorm" 35:40 - Have You Seen? 39:05 - Have You ASO Seen? 42:40 - News...of the MACABRE 45:37 - (BLANK) Before Zod Maximum Party Zone is Bill Arnett, Danny Mora, and Bobby Mort Please send any questions, comments, and scripts filled with first draft energy to monkeyreadytodo@gmail.com. FOOTBALL MOVIE: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q82jDN0Kr-g

MPZ Listening Party S2 Ep.17 - Perfect Vehicle For a Bad Driver

Thu, 28 Aug 2025 22:28:18 -0700

Where can you get a good predatory loan? What happens at the 25:47 mark of "Stone Cold"? What show was Jesus on? Find out the answers to these and many other questions in this episode!

00:00 - Do you want your mind rolled?

06:00 - Show begins

06:45 - Turdsaga III

09:22 - Pat on the Back(side)

09:37 - NFL Kickoff Movie Review: Stone Cold

40:35 - Next week's programming chat as content

48:04 - Have You Seen?

MPZ is Bill Arnett, Danny Mora, and Bobby Mort.

https://youtu.be/gJ561ERWUQc?si=IqsMlTa7wbNqVHLb

MPZ Listening Party S2 Ep.16 - Hooters Doesn't Sell Owl Wings

Wed, 20 Aug 2025 20:41:14 -0700

Who is in the pocket of Big Brown? Did Bill say something racially-tinged? What kind of monster orders a flat white? Find out the answers to these and many other questions in this episode!

00:00 - Brown rice is hard

03:30 - Show begins

05:15 - Dispatches from the Battlefield

07:01 - Getting inside Bill

12:21 - Show begins...again

12:34 - Pat on the Back

14:17 - Half-hearted Apology

15:12 - Have You Seen?

21:56 - News...of the Macabre

28:00 - Bill shills for the Chinese government??

36:51 - Opening Pitch

44:22 - Movie Quote Game

Send your best "____ Before Zod" to monkeyreadytodo@gmail.com.

Maximum Party Zone is Bill Arnett, Danny Mora, and Bobby Mort

MPZ Listening Party S2 Ep.15 - The Radishing

Thu, 14 Aug 2025 16:37:34 -0700

What exactly is "mystery chicken"? Can you walk through a BO cloud? What is the executioner so disappointed? Find out the answers to these and many other questions in this episode!

00:00 - What's for dinner?

02:17 - TURDSAGA III

04:55 - Show begins

06:45 - Tampa Tank Top Tour

07:45 - William Castle name check

10:16 - Listener Mail IN THE FLESH

11:33 - An early entrant to ACTION APRIL

12:55 - Have You Seen?

22:34 - News...of the MACABRE

31:14 - Opening Pitch

37:41 - Prequel discussion

40:13 - This & That

If you have any questions, comments or prequel contracts, send them to monkeyreadytodo@gmail.com.

MPZ is Bill Arnett, Danny Mora, and Bill Arnett

MPZ Listening Party S2 Ep.14 - I Got My Chops at Chow Lin Temple and Restaurant

Wed, 06 Aug 2025 08:39:41 -0700

Why would you return a rake? What is "crab bread"? Why would your thumb be injured in "Bedside Manor"? Find out the answer to these questions and many more in this episode!

00:00 - A Follow-Up of Mythic Proportions

07:28 - Show begins

08:48 - Listener Mail

13:33 - Finger on the Pulse

23:03 - Have You Seen?

35:37 - Have You Also Seen?

39:52 - Opening Pitch

46:34 - Man vs MACHINE: GI Joe Codenames*

57:18 - A Call To Arms

Please send any comments, questions, or PBS movie deals to monkeyreadytodo@gmail.com.

MPZ is Bill Arnett, Danny Mora, and Bobby Mort

*How U.S. Navy Pilots Really Get Their Callsigns

MPZ Listening Party S2 Ep.13 - Honey I Forgot The Sunscreen

Wed, 30 Jul 2025 06:48:14 -0700

How does GI Joe bond as a group? What is a great sunscreen alternative? What sauce is so good it kind of makes you think? Find out the answers to these and many more questions in this episode!

00:00 - Where the magic happens

03:55 - A new segment is born

06:40 - Doctor visit

10:37 - Show begins

11:20 - Half-hearted Apology

12:30 - Public Health Announcment for men over a certain age

20:24 - Finger On The Pulse

22:17 - Have You Seen?

32:55 - News...of the MACABRE

40:27 - Opening Pitch

48:17 - Shark Pitch

Please send any comments, questions, and fantasy shark podcast deals to monkeyreadytodo@gmail.com.

MPZ is Bill Arnett, Danny Mora, and Bobby Mort

MPZ Listening Party S2 Ep.12 - Beach Week

Wed, 23 Jul 2025 14:33:59 -0700

Where can you hear a woman's perspective on the MPZ podcast? What's the hottest horror movie sub-genre? Do cults make good food? Find out the answers to these and many other questions in this episode!

00:00 - Some audio issues/Welome back to Peepin' Tom's

10:14 - Show begins

10:56 - Half-hearted Apology

13:54 - Have You Seen?

18:03 - News...of the MACABRE

21:20 - More news...of the MACABRE

29:58 - Real or Fake?

33:07 - CLIFFHANGER???!!!

MPZ is Bill Arnett, Danny Mora, and Bobby Mort

Please send any questions, comments, and swingers resorts recommendations to monkeyreadytodo@gmail.com.

MPZ Listening Party S2 Ep.11 - MPZ AI Presents One More Shot A Sequel Marathon

Tue, 15 Jul 2025 22:13:14 -0700

Ever wonder why artificial intelligence sucks? Ever wonder if artificial intelligence has a sense of humor? Ever wonder if artificial intelligence can simulate an MPZ episode? Find out the answers to these and many more questions in this very short episode!

00:00 - Welcome to the Deep Dive...?

00:47 - "Show" begins as aI "takes over"

01:31 - Lame diatribe on "Plead the fifth"

02:07 - Why- bore? AI, why YOU bore?

04:53 - Finger on the Light Emitting Diode

05:38 - Have You Seen...AI not get this bit

06:16 - Chyron "riff"

07:19 - Meatball camp...and AI makes it dull!

07:49 - Too soon, AI!

10:56 - AI reducing my culture to bad jokes

12:33 - AI trying to act human, talking about impersonations

14:04 - AI talking about a book they "read"

16:19 - AI hates "meetcutes" because it is incapable of feeling love

19:59 - AI doesn't get jokes

21:01 - This & That...& Go To Hell, AI

22:56 - Wasteland usAI, not getting the joke

23:41 - Final (non-human) thought of the Day

Please send any comments, questions, and AI insults to monkeyreadytodo@gmail.com

MPZ Listening Party S2 Ep.10 - The Search for the Kaiser's Gold

Wed, 09 Jul 2025 05:47:25 -0700

What podcasts do bots genuinely love? How lazy can MPZ get? Why shouldn't you let pig DNA fall into the wrong hands? Find out the answers to these and many other questions in this episode! 00:00 - South Carolina's got the good stuff 08:09 - Show begins 15:21 - Finger on the pulse 20:56 - Have You Seen? 26:33 - News...of the MACABRE 33:13 - Opening Pitch 41:26 - ACTION or "action"? Please send any comments, questions, or SyFy franchise offers to monkeyreadytodo@gmail.com. MPZ is Bill Arnett, Danny Mora, and Bobby Mort

MPZ Listening Party S2 Ep.9 - Kung Fu and Castles

Wed, 02 Jul 2025 07:16:44 -0700

What kind of tea do computers spill? Who had the most short-lived talk show? Where did Bobby used to get his haircuts? Find out the answers to these questions and many others in this episode!

00:00 - Remembering Cleetus

01:06 - Show begins

02:47 - Erratum

09:31 - Half-hearted Apology

10:26 - Pat on the back

11:34 - Have You Seen?

19:13 - News...of the Macabre

31:43 - The Opening Pitch

40:39 - Reboot: erotic thrillers

Send any questions, comments, and contracts for erotic thriller reboots to monkeyreadytodo@gmail.com.

MPZ is Bill Arnett, Danny Mora, and Bobby Mort

MPZ Listening Party S2 Ep.8 - Hippie Pirate vs Rasta Shark

Tue, 24 Jun 2025 21:13:08 -0700

When do you know a bit is truly dead? Who will save us from our social ills? What government agency would piss on your grave? Find out the answer to these and many other questions in this episode. 00:00 - Losing a bit 05:23 - Show begins 06:06 - Finger on the Pulse 13:20 - Have You Seen 21:51 - A future segment?! 22:51 - Have You Seen 2 33:21 - Opening Pitch 44:21 - Roughly Translated Send any comments, questions, and overall deals for telenovela franchises to monkeyreadytodo@gmail.com. MPZ is Bill Arnett, Danny Mora, and Bobby Mort

MPZ Listening Party S2 Ep.7 - Tony Sterk is Ironed Man

Tue, 17 Jun 2025 21:54:28 -0700

What Victorian-era board game is sweeping America off its feet? How did that gator get so big? Who was the first wizard to play professional football? Find out the answers to these and many more questions in this episode!

00:00 - Bad roofs and bad auditions

10:09 - Show begins

11:24 - Pat on the back

12:17 - Have you seen?

17:13 - News...of the MACABRE

20:01 - Opening Pitch

22:32 - Danny drops a historical fact

22:53 - ...or so we thought

34:00 - Remakes Redux...in space

46:48 - This & That

Please send any questions, comments, and anthology requests to monkeyreadytodo@gmail.com

MPZ is Bill Arnett, Danny Mora, and Bobby Mort

MPZ Listening Party S2 Ep.6 - Cybrow the Biclops

Wed, 11 Jun 2025 19:34:31 -0700

Did the Greeks send their best? How is a submarine movie like an exorcism movie? What are the wedding vows at an AI wedding? Find out the answers to these and many more questions in this episode! 00:00 - More awful summer camps 02:28 - Show begins 03:12 - Half-hearted Apology 10:12 - Have You Seen? 19:06 - News...of the MACABRE 28:15 - The Opening Pitch 36:23 - Wasteland U.S.A. 41:13 - This & That Please send any questions, comments, and sci-fi anthology deals to monkeyreadytodo@gmail.com. MPZ are Bill Arnett, Danny Mora, and Bobby Mort.

MPZ Listening Party S2 Ep.5 - Thomas the English Muffin Tank Engine

Wed, 04 Jun 2025 18:19:20 -0700

Should MPZ record in four-hour blocks? What movie sequel does Danny love? When Bill thinks of New York, what does he think of? Find out the answers to these and many other questions in this episode. 00:00 - Small business sarcasm 03:14 - Show begins 04:48 - Listener mail 10:58 - Have You Seen? 22:35 - News...of the MACABRE 28:47 - Opening Pitch 33:18 - Snake In a Breadbox pitches 44:26 - This & That Please send any questions, comments and reputable brand endorsements to monkeyreadytodo@gmail.com. MPZ is Bill Arnett, Danny Mora, and Bobby Mort

MPZ Listening Party S2 Ep.4 - Ssssnake in a Breadboxsss

Wed, 28 May 2025 19:39:37 -0700

What's the worst kind of summer camp? How do you know what an anvil looks like? How much fried chicken can one man eat? Find out the answers to these and many other questions in this episode! 00:00 - Camp talk 02:44 - Show begins 07:15 - Pat on the Back 08:38 - News...of the MACABRE 09:40 - Game...of the MACABRE 13:34 - Opening Pitch 20:38 - Bill loves MeetCutes 22:47 - Danny's Bite and Smile story 31:37 - This & That Please send any questions, comments, and game ideas to monkeyreadytodo@gmail.com. MPZ is Bill Arnett, Danny Mora, and Bobby Mort

MPZ Listening Party S2 Ep.3 - I Can't Stop Eating These Dots

Thu, 22 May 2025 21:42:05 -0700

What show was Bobby on? What kind of Hollywood tea is Bill going to spill? Does the JC-verse have legs? Find out the answers to these questions and many more? 00:00 - Half-hearted Apology 02:03 - Show begins 02:41 - Pat On The Back 03:14 - One More Pat On The Back 03:55 - Have You Seen? 12:11 - News Of The Macabre 19:10 - Quiz - 80's Videogame IP 26:20 - This & That pre-amble 27:05 - This & That 33:55 - Sunday Check-In Send any comments, questions, and development deals to monkeyreadytodo@gmail.com.

MPZ Listening Party S2 Ep.2 - Loose Plops

Fri, 16 May 2025 08:33:30 -0700

What are people saying about Andy's dance parties? Does Bobby love square dancing? Can Bill do impressions? What Latin will Bill teach us? What Latin will Bobby teach us? Find the answers to these and many other questions in this episode! 00:00 - Benihana 02:10 - Show begins 02:45 - Listener (e)Mail 12:13 - Half-hearted Apology 13:58 - Half-hearted (Listener) Apology 17:02 - Have you seen? 19:48 - Hollywood Obits 24:06 - News...of the Macabre 28:38 - Show BUSINESS 36:35 - Opening Pitch 47:00 - This & That Please send any questions, comments, and your studio's competitive bids for "Meowsion Impossible" to monkeyreadytodo@gmail.com. https://www.andywilsondancecaller.com/andy-wilson-barn-dance-caller/what-people-say-about-andys-dance-parties

MPZ Listening Party S2 Ep.1 - Beware the Crapacombs

Thu, 08 May 2025 22:07:30 -0700

What counts as a helipad? Who's going to help you meet those fitness goals? Why is Dracula a terrible baseball teammate? 00:00 - Horror vs Action 03:16 - The Show begins 13:50 - Pronounciation 15:10 - Half-hearted Apology 19:53 - Have You Seen? 24:59 - News of the Macabre 39:22 - Confessions Please send any questions, comments, and fitness goals to monkeyreadytodo@gmail.com. MPZ is Bill Arnett, Danny Mora, and Bobby Mort

MPZ Listening Party Ep. 52 - Herbert West Colon Re-Animator

Thu, 01 May 2025 21:06:31 -0700

What kind of range does Bing Crosby have? What percentage of your film's budget should be dedicated to boat chases? What time period is the best for conquering with a letter? 00:00 - Rain talk 00:46 - Half-hearted Apology 02:09 - Finger on the Pulse / Reminisce Road 05:33 - ACTION APRIL - "Eliminator" (1986) 43:33 - Flying Meat Disk Review 48:19 - News...of the MACABRE 54:16 - A Toast...to us! Please send any questions, comments, and future Action April suggestions to monkeyreadytodo@gmail.com. Maximum Party Zone is Bill Arnett, Danny Mora, and Bobby Mort

MPZ Listening Party Ep. 51 - Ralph Chan and Jackie Macchio

Sun, 27 Apr 2025 20:51:14 -0700

What's behind the red curtain? What do Broadway legends do in their downtime? Can you "cancel" dog actors? Find out the answers to these and many more questions in today's episode. 00:00 - Pest control 02:03 - Half-hearted Apology 04:03 - ACTION APRIL - "Remo Williams" 23:28 - Minor Clarification 41:13 - Flying Meat Disk Review 42:32 - Danny Makes An Error 43:59 - Bill's Hot Take 48:03 - Nest Week's Movie Please send any questions, concerns, and future Action April suggestions to monkeyreadytodo@gmail.com. Link to next week's movie: https://archive.org/details/eliminators-vhs

MPZ Listening Party Ep. 50 - Kill and Kill Again and Consider Killing a Third Time

Thu, 17 Apr 2025 20:23:36 -0700

What is your comfort level in massage jail? What kind of army does a Nazi general assemble? How do you "get them in the bubbly"? Find out the answers to these and many more questions in this action-packed episode! 00:00 - Massage court 02:20 - ACTION APRIL: "Kill and Kill Again" (1981) 02:45 - Half-hearted Apology 42:33 - Flying Meat Disk Review 48:27 - News...of the MACABRE Please send any questions, comments, and ACTION deals to monkeyreadytodo@gmail.com https://ci3.googleusercontent.com/mail-img-att/AGAZnRrDBENe-eu9S0bkJH4k7w6fO_9s-bcA8SCymysPqdIrirJN0avu9FdLwfs1KJGt_kGKqxi-q0f-QLOAaoNOIbK5WFxRn5_QQ7Z6zutJlWc2acr51eybIz6VvOQzKoHdpSBpx5TZUYZxftdKwJchiE85SlIM5CiMrWQUosYID8slpfUCAfA3T_dCZbfCCLjgZielj60tWlKFDDQtW9yE29y5xfZHA9JexfLM-Tlx5QWE8If7bTvZded7k5mZZ1QUb9b8Srf5oAIOpaLisD2K3OvCwGnhJsX1rxOblDa8aKK97hbC3KAiCoP6OVm-X-5okLD6SIGkYp_V98Ko_UPCillixjEwUSTaGTqnn7czShyXUaUgyYa02OFgcOEYRzbyBSjcNTZt4c-G4yv5AsJVJeD9Z0IU0KN9MrbWEpxQoBgqpzfFEshG40uVHESVZPgXeb3hNkyHdt2NrbUl4PcU7quK1kBBjeuXrsBS5ACIpGfUjA89haBz3_zrtH4_VQLjv3DDrB3YZ3Umov9vFRepFZhldHs0Z7XJs7vGhoOOb9-DSZmyKQEPUPHVqq-RBKZ5YDgnO5h3DyA44pA8d_VIlLEvvxu4FnAfD9hyrM3lcPV3ZkZSn3w6QkKC-jh1N-D4OxlVfc12lurWcOhq2uDTtMNJjyceUcI_ZfYxNo5FEY9vM3dr-Z3l6s5feC_0GzoK1W09FjyNsbSXHdVhaM7TWE9iByHEo8lY4FYuKPKrZoY7LqnctQZaDLZKQhgvyNnm1uZpWkwl5MIrA2ES-noeEBx2awOSG86wBx5PbpzGxWJ5AIMYAM_Bcqd7fmWn3J9zuH5bt6nta0BauFnVBpK7kgBnyUXS0wI-d5o5gIR3TdFu9-AtTYyJPRhH2igXps1YNTXGsdapAzT2ERydE6T2E82T9uYuPp8EOc4Lrp2AJif_dpsTQCs95QjCa-md7JS8VOkH-P_7hVPHZXDfKk0MDjzESnHaYht4bedDbpvfIHitdlWyOZJxioWv5_KmAMcXMKka_yNc1q4b9DdGnKsN1vD3P9_wDHz51sAwzWA6vHxo1_8pdIKf3joIw7PjSst1mW_Vx7zhLyADt0kh6-EBQ8E4kFxyEFW77fQ0Ny0R8kVsESuVF79r-cyaOpPLoaBYcDjJ8tSlm1JUOpd_7CTfxRI8jZKDlPqLJRL9xw=s0-l75-ft

MPZ Listening Party Ep. 49 - Samurai Brown

Thu, 10 Apr 2025 22:31:45 -0700

Are robots stealing our jobs? What does a dying man spend his money on? What is the perfect poundcake recipe? Find out the answers to these and many more questions in today's episode!! 00:00 - Chyron 01:43 - Show begins 01:58 - Half-hearted Apology 04:11 - ACTION APRIL: "Bloodsport" 21:32 - A Dramatic Reading 22:28 - BACK TO ACTION APRIL 39:35 - Flying Meat Disk Review 40:48 - Next Week's Selection Please send any questions, comments, and franchise deals to monkeyreadytodo@gmail.com. For next week: https://youtu.be/M5hwo2Cu6Sg?si=THnYJuLzHI1eTszm

MPZ Listening Party Ep. 48 - Windbreaker 2: Silent Rage

Thu, 03 Apr 2025 22:07:43 -0700

How quickly should you acknowledge your movie's title? What do lazy fortune cookies sound like? Is a fancy dinner date a fancy dinner date if you eat chips and salsa? Find out the answer to these and many other questions in today's episode!

00:00 - The scream 02:00 - Show begins 03:08 - Listener Feedback 04:19 - ACTION APRIL: "The Octagon" 44:08 - Flying Meat Disk Review 50:01 - News...Of The MACABRE! 51:04 - Alternate Pitches Movie link if you have YouTube Premium: https://youtu.be/XH7UJtqiKdE?si=2w_D9DQhBHUOazVj

MPZ Listening Party Ep. 47 - Low Low Budget Black Mirror

Tue, 25 Mar 2025 22:16:57 -0700

What nuts are in my hand? Do underground dwellers deserve respect? When someone sits around the house, who really and truly does sit "around" the house? Find out the answers to these and many other questions in today's episode! 00:00 - Guess that nut 07:40 - Show begins 08:34 - Half-hearted apology 11:40 - Have You Seen? 25:18 - Hot Take! 29:52 - Announcement! 36:08 - This & That 38:10 - The all-action ending you've been waiting for Please send any questions, comments, and anthology offers to monkeyreadytodo@gmail.com. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQZSx-0z_Z0

MPZ Listening Party Ep. 46 - Greasy Taxi Driver

Wed, 19 Mar 2025 22:58:04 -0700

What makes for a good excuse? How do you rebel in a town of rebels? If animals keep attacking you, should you keep giving advice on animals? Find out the answer to these and many more questions in this episode! 00:00 - Bad and good excuses 12:01 - Show begins 13:05 - Cancel Check 15:54 - Maximum Pet Zoned 22:23 - Click Bait 29:18 - Opening Pitch 38:50 - This & That Please send any questions, comments, and excuses to monkeyreadytodo@gmail.com. Link: https://www.tampabay.com/news/crime/2025/03/12/st-petersburg-burglary-stolen-comic-books-tortoises-florida/

MPZ Listening Party Ep. 45 - Ranger Texas Walker

Wed, 12 Mar 2025 22:39:25 -0700

What podcasts do cats listen to? Can MPZ be bought? What's playing at the Cartageña Playhouse? Find out the answers to these and many more questions in this episode! 00:00 - Tales from the set 09:56 - Show begins 12:35 - FULL-hearted Apology 19:34 - Coming Soon! 23:43 - Have You Seen? 32:31 - Have You Seen, too? 38:32 - Opening Pitches 52:48 - Some tough Greek word play 54:04 - Housekeeping and a closing riff Please send any questions, comments, and overall deals to monkeyreadytodo@gmail.com. Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hcC9_Zb8Dsg

MPZ Listening Party Ep. 44 - Twice Removed Broccoli

Wed, 26 Feb 2025 23:47:05 -0700

What kind of roles do fat guys get? What do nerds fight over? What kind of military team gets sent into hostile conflicts with Doodoostan? Find out the answers to these and many other questions in this episode! 00:00 - Types of roles you audition for when you are a man of size 05:18 - Show begins 12:01 - WARNING: Fellini reference 12:40 - Half-hearted Apology 16:20 - Bill teases an upcoming pitch 16:49 - Shut up, nerd! 18:28 - Have You Seen? 22:00 - The birth of a new segment?! 29:15 - Have You Seen 2? 30:40 - Have You Seen 3? 39:33 - Opening Pitch 47:17 - This N That Any questions, comments, and network series contracts to monkeyreadytodo@gmail.com.

MPZ Listening Party - MAXIMUM HISTORY ZONE: A Tribute to the Great Dan Carlin

Tue, 18 Feb 2025 22:26:14 -0700

What happens when you cross Maximum Party Zone with Hardcore History? Listen and find out!

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MPZ Listening Party Ep. 43 - If I had a Space Nickel for every time I heard that excuse

Thu, 13 Feb 2025 22:59:05 -0700

Is Bill a jealous man? What do android farts smell like? Can a planet get "the sugars"? Find out the answers to these questions and many more in this episode!

00:00 - New digs

01:54 - Show begins

07:27 - Half-hearted Apology

10:28 - Clarification

11:43 - BTS Tales

12:45 - Have You Seen?

17:48 - Tales From The Audition Studio

25:06 - Have You Seen, too?

27:00 - Airport book series

41:20 - This & That

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MPZ Listening Party Ep. 42 - The Demise of Human Descent Sea

Wed, 05 Feb 2025 19:21:18 -0700

What kind of instrument should you not play when watching someone from a van? What makes a sasquatch sad? Is it weird to be into submariners? Find out the answer to these and many more questions in this episode! 00:00 - Creepy audition location stories 11:03 - Show begins 11:40 - Half-hearted Apology 13:41 - You Have Brought Dishonor Upon This House 16:17 - Have You Seen? 19:18 - Opening Pitch 24:45 - Opening Pitch 2 33:50 - W.U.S.A. 35:39 - This & That Please send any questions, concerns and venmos to monkeyreadytodo@gmail.com.

MPZ Listening Party Ep. 41 - Solo Wing Night With A Buddy

Fri, 31 Jan 2025 15:59:18 -0700

Why should you never put a goat on a roof? Why should you never miss a day in medical school? What happens when Elsa goes off the deep end? Find out the answers to these and many other questions in this episode! 00:00 - The dangers of goats and nunchucks 03:58 - Show Begins 09:28 - **Crosstalk Warning!!** 11:20 - Half-Hearted Apology 16:45 - Have You Seen? 19:54 - Mr. Ghost! Check it out! 20:42 - Opening Pitch 30:20 - This & That 38:24 - Four Awkward Minutes Between Danny And Bill Any questions, comments, or series deals, please contact us at monkeyreadytodo@gmail.com. Mr. Ghost https://www.webtoons.com/en/canvas/mr-ghost-adventures/list?title_no=925744&webtoon-platform-redirect=true

MPZ Listening Party Ep. 40 - Plus Ones

Wed, 22 Jan 2025 19:02:42 -0700

What are good reasons to delay a doctor appointment? What does Bill mean by a "deucer"? Historically, where did the "noogie" originate from? Was a Pythagoras a good wrestler? Find out the answer to these and many other questions in today's episode! 00:00 - The drive to survive in 2025 03:25 - Unofficial Half-hearted Apology 09:45 - Show begins 10:35 - Half-hearted Apology 13:15 - MPZ Archives 21:38 - Have You Seen? 26:50 - Movie Premises That Need Movie Titles Send any questions, comments, and three-film packages to monkeyreadytodo@gmail.com.

MPZ Listening Party Ep. 39 - Daniel-san Potter and the Sensei's Robe

Sat, 11 Jan 2025 16:34:15 -0700

What is the right number of bins for Christmas decorations? How many beers should you drink during our podcast? What might get you a tax deduction? Find out the answers to these and many other questions in this episode.

00:00 - De-Christmasing

09:15 - Show begins

22:26 - Have you sea-n? :(

24:53 - Have you sea-n? :)

29:44 - Opening Pitch

45:48 - This & That

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MPZ Listening Party Ep. 38 - Et Tu Bluto

Fri, 03 Jan 2025 16:25:56 -0700

What's the best place to eat in Amsterdam? What book would no time-traveler-on-the-go be caught dead without? How did John Dillinger really get killed? Will Bill fall into the mysogyny trap?

Find out the answer to these questions and so much more in this episode!

00:00 - Where to get away

05:15 - Show begins

19:36 - Hoof-hearted Apology

23:25 - Have you seen?

31:51 - Have you also seen?

39:13 - Monkey not ready to do

45:48.- This & That

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MPZ Listening Party Ep. 37 - Rorschach Claus Is Coming To Town

Tue, 24 Dec 2024 23:04:07 -0700

Where can you get a good deal on a pinata? Should you google "soot wart"? What do mummies try to check in the overhead compartment? Find out the answer to these and many more questions in this holiday-themed episode! 00:00 - Seasonal lights 05:40 - Show begins 10:18 - Half-hearted Apology 13:06 - Have You Seen? 26:36 - Sequel Without Equal - The Year Without Santa Claus 46:37 - Quick anecdote 48:43 - Danny gets personal SAD CLOSING CREDITS OF THE INCREDIBLE HULK TV SHOW https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ettpAv4rMPg Please send all questions, comments, and holiday cheer to monkeyreadytodo@gmail.com

MPZ Listening Party Ep. 36 - The Human Chimney Sweep

Wed, 18 Dec 2024 07:15:44 -0700

What do you call a Toad In The Hole in Spanish? Is a teacher's lounge just a gentleman's club at a fancy high school? What's the tastiest radiation to eat? Find out the answer to these and many more questions in this episode! 00:00 - INTRO - How we jingle our bells 06:04 - Danny sings in Espanol 07:40 - Pat on the Back 11:32 - Have you seen? 25:07 - Have you ALSO seen? 27:26 - Impersonation Alert 31:29 - Sequel Without Equal - The Christmas Edition Colombian Hot Chocolate https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9JEASRdY6Q Colombian Tamale https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5fbyfU4kYKY Colombian Christmas Carols https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHfmlrRu86k Capitan Futuro https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kL334m4a_j8 Rich Little Christmas Carol https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2wp-d3zCzg&authuser=0 Monkey Mission https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PrYHQBKG7-I Please send all questions, comments, and holiday overall packages to monkeyreadytodo@gmail.com.

MPZ Listening Party Ep. 35 - Feed Me Harvey Pekar

Wed, 11 Dec 2024 14:02:41 -0700

How can you tell a movie is shot in Canada? How does a janitor clean the bathroom in Hogwarts? What big budget movie will bomb in the upcoming year? Find out the answers to these and many more questions in today's episode!

00:00 - Trash talk!

05:54 - Show begins

07:20 - Finger On The Pulse

09:17 - Predictions...?

11:40 - Bobby sings

11:51 - Have you seen?

19:47 - Sequel Without Equal: It's a Wonderful Life

36:57 - This & That

Send any questions, comments, and holiday cheer to monkeyreadytodo@gmail.com.

MPZ Listening Party Ep. 34 - The Elocutioner

Sun, 08 Dec 2024 16:47:06 -0700

How do you get better at baseball? Does Superman know where to place the soup spoon? What's the best salve for a sore bottom? Find out the answers to these questions and more in this episode! 00:00 - Thanksgiving dinners 04:03 - Show Begins 05:04 - Mr. Ghost Plug 06:47 - In Memoriam 09:51 - Have You Seen? 20:13 - Opening Pitch 30:01 - This & That And here's a link to Mr. Ghost Adventures mentioned in this episode: https://www.webtoons.com/en/canvas/mr-ghost-adventures/list?title_no=925744&webtoon-platform-redirect=true Baseball player kills bird in most random way possible: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ih_ovjbwQGk Send any questions, comments, and jazz tv show offers to monkeyreadytodo@gmail.com.

MPZ Listening Party Ep. 33 - Napoleon's Lame Bachelor Party

Wed, 27 Nov 2024 07:28:52 -0700

What currency is best for stubborn bowels? Do farts have personality? Is Igor a good wingman?

Find out the answer to these and many more questions in this episode!

00:00 - What's for dinner?

02:16 - The show begins

07:23 - Bill's aborted joke

08:48 - I am an artisté!

13:37 - Have you seen?

20:25 - Opening pitch

26:34 - MPZ round table

36:23 - This & That

Send all questions, comments, and overall deals to monkeyreadytodo@gmail.com!

MPZ Listening Party Ep. 32 - 12 Angry Samurai

Wed, 20 Nov 2024 07:53:19 -0700

What makes a great bowl for guacamole dip--in a morgue? What does Bill sound like when he sings? Will we see Wicked? What body part should you cover around a monkey? Does a first kiss count if you were possessed? Find out the answers to these questions and more in this episode! 00:00 - Turkey Talk 04:50 - Show Begins 10:40 - Half-hearted Apology 12:23 - Shut Up, Nerd! 15:10 - Have You Seen? 22:17 - Opening Pitch 32:05 - Max Partyzone Goes To The Museum 33:00 - This & That Please direct any questions, concerns, and lucrative overall deals to monkeyreadytodo@gmail.com.

MPZ Listening Party Ep. 31 - Super Gross Merman Plumber

Wed, 13 Nov 2024 07:20:55 -0700

What tv show cast tours Shakespeare productions across the country? What is the best movie tie-in for Hormel chili? What sells the worst on a food truck? Who is the target of our next lawsuit? What is the most delicious food you can get stabbed by? Find out the answers to these and many more questions in this episode! 00:00 - Mic Check 05:01 - Show begins 05:39 - Have You Seen 16:17 - Opening Pitch 17:01 - Wasteland U.S.A 21:34 - Quiz! Fair or Fowl? 32:15 - This & That For any questions, comments, or package deals for

MPZ Listening Party Ep. 30 - Stop Scanning Me

Wed, 06 Nov 2024 08:35:25 -0700

One final (post) Halloween movie breakdown where we take on "Scanners"!

00:00 - Life Lessons

00:40 - Show Begins

06:03 - Follow Up

08:10 - Scanners Rules

09:45 - Have You Seen

15:04 - Scanners Preamble

19:00 - Scanners Breakdown

25:50 - A Word From Our Sponsor

28:46 - An Awkward Moment Bill Said He'd Cut Out But Did Not

53:40 - An MPZ Connection!

55:03 - Scanners Pitch

57:17 - Meat Disc Review Of Scanners

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SCANNERS https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_HXHLuK_gs Bill's commercial: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9HWuHPil7js Danny's masterful bacting performance: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrLKOuHWRm0

MPZ Listening Party Ep. 29 - Disney Presents...Korn Kids

Thu, 31 Oct 2024 12:50:03 -0700

Happy Halloween!

MPZ is back this most special of days with another spooky breakdown. We head to the Midwest to face the horror that is "Children Of The Corn".

Join us...if you dare...

00:00 - Hurricane fallout

03:05 - Show begins

05:27 - Half-hearted Apology

7:39 - Movie background

13:40 - Movie breakdown

48:00 - Our Final Review

50:20 - Pitches Of The Corn

YouTube link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGmooLgPDZ8&t=4s

Gymkata arrow link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGmooLgPDZ8&t=4s

Gymkata highlights link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGmooLgPDZ8&t=4s

Send all questions, comments, and MOVIE DEALS to monkeyreadytodo@gmail.com.

MPZ Listening Party Ep. 28 - Without Warning with Jack Palance

Wed, 23 Oct 2024 06:58:29 -0700

Another Halloween movie breakdown episode!

00:00 - Fish Talk 01:30 - The Show Begins 03:25 - Have You Seen 08:54 - Movie Breakdown - Background 12:15 - Movie Breakdown - "Without Warning" 37:08 - Our Final Review 41:08 - Next Week's Selection 43:03 - Pitches for "Without Warning" 47:17 - Name That Monster 54:54 - Three Rules For Halloween Watch "Without Warning" here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZipX67ieY-s Please send any comments, requests, or job offers to monkeyreadytodo@gmail.com

MPZ Listening Party Ep. 26 - Halloween Three Part Two Colon The Review

Wed, 16 Oct 2024 07:27:44 -0700

We finish up our breakdown of Halloween III!

00:00 - Hurricane Helene check-in

00:45 - Show Begins

01:22 - Halloween Three Part Two Colon The Review

09:49 - Our Personal Reviews

11:17 - The Sequels

21:55 - Surprise Pitch!

27:12 - Awkward Moment

28:21 - Our Next Movie Breakdown

29:27 - Name That Monster

33:26 - This & That

Send all questions, requests, sequel contracts to monkeyreadytodo@gmail.com!

MPZ Listening Party Ep. 26 - OwMyWeenie, Season of the Itch

Wed, 02 Oct 2024 06:22:27 -0700

SPECIAL EPISODE ALERT!!! MPZ breaks down a movie! Halloween III: Season of the Witch This is a two-part episode... 00:00 - We are all doormat 05:52 - Show begins 07:53 - Pat on the Back 11:01 - Movie background 15:45 - Act One 27:25 - Act Two 46: 58 - Act Three (partial) 57:08 - Cliffhanger / Two degrees of separation Send all questions, requests, or JOB OFFERS to monkeyreadytodo@gmail.com! HALLOWEEN III: SEASON OF THE WITCH (the Wiki plot summary)

On October 23, 1982, in Northern California, shop owner Harry Grimbridge, clutching a jack-o-lantern Halloween mask, is pursued by mysterious men in suits. He collapses at the shop of Walter Jones, who calls for help. Harry is taken to a hospital and placed in the care of Dr. Daniel Challis, an alcoholic doctor who has a strained relationship with his ex-wife and two children. Later that night, Harry is murdered by another suited man, who immolates himself in his car. After identifying his body, Harry's daughter Ellie meets Daniel to talk about the suspicious events surrounding Harry's death. They decide to investigate and travel to Santa Mira, California, hometown to the Silver Shamrock Novelties factory, which made the Halloween mask that Harry carried the night of his death. As they check in to a motel, Daniel learns that Harry had stayed there in the past.

Marge Guttman, another motel customer, discovers a microchip on the back of the medallion of one of the masks. The medallion emits a deadly energy beam into her mouth as she picks at it curiously with a hairpin. Her face is left mutilated, and an insect crawls out of her mouth. Shortly after, men in lab coats take Marge's body away in a Silver Shamrock van. Daniel overhears the factory technicians describing a "misfire" to factory owner Conal Cochran. While Daniel and Ellie tour the factory the following morning, Ellie finds her father's car, guarded by more men in suits who stop her from getting closer to it. They attempt to call the authorities as they flee, but Daniel cannot reach anyone outside of town by phone. Ellie is kidnapped and taken to the factory; Daniel follows and is captured by the men in suits, revealed to be androids Cochran created.

Cochran takes Daniel to the "final processing" control room and reveals his plan: the microchip on each mask contains a fragment of Stonehenge that he stole. Upon viewing the "Big Giveaway" commercial, the microchips on the masks activate, killing the wearer with brain damage and releasing a swarm of insects and snakes that kill anyone nearby.

Cochran locks a mask-clad Daniel in a room and explains his plan to resurrect ancient rituals from his native Celtic lands, sacrificing children at Samhain, the pagan celebration of the coming winter. Daniel escapes his bonds and rescues Ellie. He sneaks into the control room, activates the commercial on the screens, and pours a box of the medallions from a ceiling rafter, killing everyone. The Stonehenge remnant kills Cochran and a massive fire destroys the factory. As they flee, Daniel is attacked by Ellie, who is actually an android replacement, which he destroys after a struggle and car crash. He flees on foot to Walter's shop and frantically contacts television networks, attempting to stop the commercial broadcast. He succeeds with two networks, but seemingly fails with a third, despite screaming into the telephone, pleading with them to stop.

MPZ Listening Party Ep. 25 - Alien AND Predator

Wed, 25 Sep 2024 07:31:14 -0700

Can a good mattress fix your family? Does MPZ have a PAC? What is a monkey bundle? Find out the answer to these questions and ONLY these questions in this episode!

00:00 - Seasons change

14:32 - Show begins

16:51 - Half-hearted apology

22:57 - Have You Seen?

28:28 - Opening Pitch

46:45 - This & That

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MPZ Listening Party Ep. 24 - Swamped Thing

Thu, 19 Sep 2024 16:20:36 -0700

What is better than A Tale of Two Cities? Who should be the voice of Amazon? What is a frugal shopper's worst nightmare? Find out the answers to these questions and more in this episode!

00:00 - Friday the 13th, y'all.

8:10 - The show begins.

8:45 - Thank you's

10:10 - Half-hearted apology

11:25 - A plug!

12:35 - Have you seen?

21:42 - Opening Pitch

29:10 - Name that Monster!

40:42 - This & That

Check out Mr. Ghost here!

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MPZ Listening Party Ep. 23 - Speed Show

Wed, 11 Sep 2024 04:57:50 -0700

Are the Barbarian Brothers related to the Barbi Twins? What is the best podcast for a bathroom trip? Who is the racist Forrest Gump? Find out the answers to these and many other questions in this veryquickepisode! 00:00 - Marine directions 01:22 - The Speed Show begins 01:49 - Half-hearted Apology 05:00 - Have You Seen 10:43 - Opening Pitch 17:23 - Twenty Questions 21:25 - This & That 25:56 - Speed Show ends.... ................. ..................... 26:08 - OR DOES IT???? 29:40 - A Walk through Wiki SEND ANY QUESTIONS, COMMENTS, AND JOB OFFERS TO MONKEYREADYTODO@GMAIL.COM.

MPZ Listening Party Ep. 22 - That Hungry Judge

Wed, 04 Sep 2024 04:40:48 -0700

What won't monkey do? How do you summon Countess Lysteria? What are the tastiest options on the latest streaming platform? Are YOU the best fan? 00:00 - Mint talk 06:58 - Show begins 09:43 - Pat On The Back 14:39 - Tsk, Tsk 16:40 - Half-hearted Apology 18:25 - Have You Seen? 33:43 - Opening Pitch 45:55 - This & That Send any questions, comments and job offers to monkeyreadytodo@gmail.com

MPZ Listening Party Ep. 21 - Tampa Tank Top

Wed, 28 Aug 2024 04:39:25 -0700

What is the most effective method of self-defense? Can an “A” be a bad rating for a restaurant? Are you D.T.L.? What is the “Tampa Hard Sell”?

00:00 - an improv festival in Tampa

11:17 - Show begins

16:06 - Pat On The Back

22:03 - Have You Seen

31:33 - Opening Pitch

39:31 - This & That

MPZ Listening Party Ep. 20 - The Human Picnic

Wed, 21 Aug 2024 04:41:00 -0700

Was Atilla the Hun a thoughtful guy? Can you be proud of a good audition—when the role is “sexual predator”? Should you root for diabetes?

00:00 - The Metric System

02:19 - Show begins

16:21 - Half-hearted apology

18:42 - Have You Seen?

30:20 - Opening Pitch

37:51 - Bro Science Corner

49:39 - This & That

MPZ Listening Party Ep. 19 - Welcome to the Oscar Mayer-verse

Wed, 14 Aug 2024 07:03:54 -0700

Is a strongly-worded letter the best revenge when crazed men with swords massacre your family? Is there room for more than one multiverse? What happens when Charlie Brown goes down a dark path? Find out the answers to these questions in today's episode!

00:00 - An awkward intro

07:54 - Show begins

13:35 - Pat On The Back

15:17 - Have You Seen

19:47 - Int'l Snaxx

24:47 - Have You Seen #2

29:51 - Opening Pitch

40:25 - This & That

Send any questions, requests, suggestions, and jobs to monkeyreadytodo@gmail.com.

MPZ Listening Party Ep. 18 - Reverse Misery

Wed, 07 Aug 2024 07:06:01 -0700

Do you know what C.H.U.D. stands for?

Will we hear Bobby sing?

What is a performative filler?

Find out in this episode!!

Questions or more? Reach out to monkeyreadytodo@gmail.com

00:00 - Podcast Kits

06:40 - Show Begins

07:14 - Bill Films A Commercial

16:16 - Danny's Buffet Lifehack

17:30 - SPOILER ALERT...Bobby Sings

18:30 - Half-Hearted Excuses

24:48 - Have You Seen?

33:13 - Opening Pitch

45:00 - W.U.S.A.

51:23 - This & That

MPZ Listening Party Ep. 17 - SEAL Team E.T.

Fri, 02 Aug 2024 07:26:25 -0700

How do you rate one's peeping? How else can a writer be useful on set? How can you stay positive--one nickel at a time--and get rich? Find out in this week's episode...

00:00 - Olympics talk and Bobby's in-depth knowledge of Flagler Beach

11:13 - Show begins

12:18 - Pat On The Back

20:53 - Half-hearted Apology

22:09 - Have You Seen?

24:47 - Have You Tried Acting?

31:10 - Opening Pitch

38:43 - Hearty Beef Stew For The Soul

45:01 - This & That

MPZ Listening Party Ep. 16 - Full Moon Theatre Company

Wed, 24 Jul 2024 06:23:54 -0700

Why would a kangaroo go to the casino? How easy is it to measure a parking lot? When are you a werewolf? Find the answers to these questions in this episode!

00:00 - A Danny-less intro

08:06 - Show begins

27:20 - Have You Seen

33:31 - Have You Seen #2

37:52 - Opening Pitch

43:03 - Prank Calls

48:57 - This & That

MPZ Listening Party Ep. 15 - Robot Academy

Wed, 17 Jul 2024 06:54:23 -0700

What is a "meet-gross"? What is the worst kind of dating show? Which section has the biggest dorks in marching band?

00:00 - Traffic, weather, and the meaning of Memorial Day

14:30 - Show begins

14:50 - Half-hearted apology

21:10 - Have you seen

30:24 - Have you seen #2

41:33 - Opening pitch

47:50 - Get To Know Bill

56:30 - This & That

MPZ Listening Party Ep. 14 - Dick Tips

Wed, 10 Jul 2024 06:19:33 -0700

What's the next great Coke flavor? What's the best technique to use when tackling your bride? What history podcasters can we impersonate? Will Roger Goodell return the favor? What's the best way to kill Hitler?

00:00 - Wedding talk

04:37 - Show begins, more wedding talk

26:30 - Have you seen?

38:40 - Have you seen? #2

42:24 - Opening pitch

53:40 - Sponsor break

54:30 - This & That

MPZ Listening Party Ep. 13 - A Town Called Dreams Come True

Thu, 04 Jul 2024 17:16:13 -0700

What DID James Todd Smith's mother actually say? How do you find a true "my precious" for a Gollum-about-town? And what if Hitchcock had gone into advertising? Find out the answer to these questions in this week's Listening Party!

00:00 - Not so clever students

10:00 - Show begins

10:45 - Half-hearted apology

13:50 - Follow-up

17:25 - Have you seen?

28:35 - Opening pitch

37:50 - Opening pitch #2

46:10 - Sequel without Equal

MPZ Listening Party

MPZ Listening Party S3 Ep.7 - Werewolf Outhouse

MPZ Listening Party S3 Ep.6 - Crockpot of the Damned

MPZ Listening Party S3 Ep.5 - Enter the TrashManiac

MPZ Listening Party S3 Ep.4 - I Have Always Wanted Bangs

MPZ Listening Party S3 Ep.3 - TIGER5 & WOOD5

MPZ Listening Party S3 Ep.2 - Mathsimum Party Zone

MPZ Listening Party S3 Ep.1 - Merry Maids on Mars

MPZ Listening Party S2 Ep.52 - Uncle Bill's Diarrhea Diversion

MPZ Listening Party S2 Ep.51 - Protect Your Dreams

MPZ Listening Party S2 Ep.50 - Late 80's Fever Dream

MPZ Listening Party S2 Ep.49 - Lots of Shooting and Karate

MPZ Listening Party S2 Ep.48 - Gazpacho and Revenge

MPZ Listening Party S2 Ep.47 - Time Capsule Practical Joke

MPZ Listening Party S2 Ep.46 - Deathwish III or The Ravages of Age

MPZ Listening Party S2 Ep.45 - Snake Eyes Learns ASL

MPZ Listening Party S2 Ep.44 - Hallmark Card for Motorcycle Day

MPZ Listening Party S2 Ep.43 - Listen to the Ice

MPZ Listening Party S2 Ep.42 - Lil Swamp Thing

MPZ Listening Party S2 Ep.41 - You Just Keep Throwing Those Touchdowns Tom Brady

MPZ Listening Party S2 Ep.40 - Honey Wagon of the Stars

MPZ Listening Party S2 Ep.39 - Erotic Grillers

MPZ Listening Party S2 Ep.38 - The Hardest Working Speedo in Sports

MPZ Listening Party S2 Ep.37 - Briefcase Lasagna

MPZ Listening Party S2 Ep.36 - Drivers License Photo of Dorian Gray

MPZ Listening Party S2 Ep.35 - Manatee County Sheriff Manatee

MPZ Listening Party S2 Ep.34 - Thirteen Listeners Yawning

MPZ Listening Party S2 Ep.33 - It's Roach O'Clock somewhere

MPZ Listening Party S2 Ep.32 - Hung Jury the improv team

MPZ Listening Party S2 Ep.31 - Highly Motivated Cobra

MPZ Listening Party S2 Ep.30 - Thanksgiving 2025: POV of the Ear

MPZ Listening Party S2 Ep.29 - Drop Croc

MPZ Listening Party S2 Ep.28 - Squid Pro Quo: Undersea Attorney

MPZ Listening Party S2 Ep.27 - Voodoo Doll House

MPZ Listening Party S2 Ep.26 - Rent To Own...YOUR SOUL

MPZ Listening Party S2 Ep.25 - Hungarian Larynx

MPZ Listening Party S2 Ep.24 - Elocute, Blacula, Elocute

MPZ Listening Party S2 Ep.23 - Plasms R Us

MPZ Listening Party S2 Ep.22 - I don't know how I got here but I am coming back

MPZ Listening Party S2 Ep.21 - I Remember The Alamo Is Where I Left My Keys

MPZ Listening Party S2 Ep.20 - Tales from Hale

MPZ Listening Party S2 Ep.19 - Citizen Kane Kong

MPZ Listening Party S2 Ep.18 - That's not Gatorade

MPZ Listening Party S2 Ep.17 - Perfect Vehicle For a Bad Driver

MPZ Listening Party S2 Ep.16 - Hooters Doesn't Sell Owl Wings

MPZ Listening Party S2 Ep.15 - The Radishing

MPZ Listening Party S2 Ep.14 - I Got My Chops at Chow Lin Temple and Restaurant

MPZ Listening Party S2 Ep.13 - Honey I Forgot The Sunscreen

MPZ Listening Party S2 Ep.12 - Beach Week

MPZ Listening Party S2 Ep.11 - MPZ AI Presents One More Shot A Sequel Marathon

MPZ Listening Party S2 Ep.10 - The Search for the Kaiser's Gold

MPZ Listening Party S2 Ep.9 - Kung Fu and Castles

MPZ Listening Party S2 Ep.8 - Hippie Pirate vs Rasta Shark

MPZ Listening Party S2 Ep.7 - Tony Sterk is Ironed Man

MPZ Listening Party S2 Ep.6 - Cybrow the Biclops

MPZ Listening Party S2 Ep.5 - Thomas the English Muffin Tank Engine

MPZ Listening Party S2 Ep.4 - Ssssnake in a Breadboxsss

MPZ Listening Party S2 Ep.3 - I Can't Stop Eating These Dots

MPZ Listening Party S2 Ep.2 - Loose Plops

MPZ Listening Party S2 Ep.1 - Beware the Crapacombs

MPZ Listening Party Ep. 52 - Herbert West Colon Re-Animator

MPZ Listening Party Ep. 51 - Ralph Chan and Jackie Macchio

MPZ Listening Party Ep. 50 - Kill and Kill Again and Consider Killing a Third Time

MPZ Listening Party Ep. 49 - Samurai Brown

MPZ Listening Party Ep. 48 - Windbreaker 2: Silent Rage

MPZ Listening Party Ep. 47 - Low Low Budget Black Mirror

MPZ Listening Party Ep. 46 - Greasy Taxi Driver

MPZ Listening Party Ep. 45 - Ranger Texas Walker

MPZ Listening Party Ep. 44 - Twice Removed Broccoli

MPZ Listening Party - MAXIMUM HISTORY ZONE: A Tribute to the Great Dan Carlin

MPZ Listening Party Ep. 43 - If I had a Space Nickel for every time I heard that excuse

MPZ Listening Party Ep. 42 - The Demise of Human Descent Sea

MPZ Listening Party Ep. 41 - ​Solo Wing Night With A Buddy

MPZ Listening Party Ep. 40 - ​Plus Ones

MPZ Listening Party Ep. 39 - ​Daniel-san Potter and the Sensei's Robe

MPZ Listening Party Ep. 38 - ​Et Tu Bluto

MPZ Listening Party Ep. 37 - ​Rorschach Claus Is Coming To Town

MPZ Listening Party Ep. 36 - ​The Human Chimney Sweep

MPZ Listening Party Ep. 35 - ​Feed Me Harvey Pekar

MPZ Listening Party Ep. 34 - ​The Elocutioner

MPZ Listening Party Ep. 41 - Solo Wing Night With A Buddy

MPZ Listening Party Ep. 40 - Plus Ones

MPZ Listening Party Ep. 39 - Daniel-san Potter and the Sensei's Robe

MPZ Listening Party Ep. 38 - Et Tu Bluto

MPZ Listening Party Ep. 37 - Rorschach Claus Is Coming To Town

MPZ Listening Party Ep. 36 - The Human Chimney Sweep

MPZ Listening Party Ep. 35 - Feed Me Harvey Pekar

MPZ Listening Party Ep. 34 - The Elocutioner

MPZ Listening Party Ep. 33 - Napoleon's Lame Bachelor Party

MPZ Listening Party Ep. 32 - 12 Angry Samurai

MPZ Listening Party Ep. 31 - Super Gross Merman Plumber

MPZ Listening Party Ep. 30 - Stop Scanning Me

MPZ Listening Party Ep. 29 - Disney Presents...Korn Kids

MPZ Listening Party Ep. 28 - Without Warning with Jack Palance

MPZ Listening Party Ep. 26 - Halloween Three Part Two Colon The Review

MPZ Listening Party Ep. 26 - OwMyWeenie, Season of the Itch

MPZ Listening Party Ep. 25 - Alien AND Predator

MPZ Listening Party Ep. 24 - Swamped Thing

MPZ Listening Party Ep. 23 - Speed Show