they're life ruiners; they ruin lives.
so, a friend of a friend doesn't think any of the boys from one direction are attractive. i stand here before you today to say, fuck that noise. because let's be honest -
this is niall horan.
he is, arguably, the least attractive member of one direction. and he's still fit as hell. he's scrappy and blonde and generally doesn't give a fuck about anything. no, seriously. there's an entire blog dedicated to it.
he's one direction's drunk little frat boy and it's my favorite thing. he thinks he's american and IT'S ADORABLE, OKAY?
but more than that, he is legitimately adorable. someone once told him he was beautiful and HE MADE THIS FACE
and like whatever homeboy can move his hips like this, i ain't gonna complain.
i think i like him least because louis throws massive amounts of shade at him, and as louis goes so goes my nation. but more about that later. there is one time when i love niall more than anyone else, and that's when i'm at textsfrom1d. niall is hands down the best on there, gives us things like this jewel right here:
next we have liam payne.
liam is hard to be attracted to. not because he's not attractive, but because he changes his hair as often as i do, so as soon as you start doodling his face on your notebook he changes it. we start with fetus!liam who was rocking the bieber swoop
the he embraced his curls and it was the best thing ever
then came waiter liam, and THAT was the best thing ever...
but then he embraced his britney phase. he broke up with his longtime girlfriend danielle
and shaved his head and started getting tattoos and generally being sex on fire 100% of the time
so now he's a perfect balance of sexy and, well.
ZAYN. his eyes literally shine and sparkle and how do you breathing
i read once that zayn's super power is that even people that aren't into 1d are attracted to him. AND IT'S TRUE.
my favorite thing about zayn is everything, but also that he's secretly a massive dork.
he sleeps a lot and has a general disdain for life that i usually find off putting but on him it's so pretty i can't even stand it.
but like is he a british popstar or an italian model? the world may never know.
idk i just want to jump him like all the time. but mostly i want to sit with him on a couch in boxers watching cartoons and eating cereal out of mixing bowls.
now comes this little angel of satan
i'm always torn between wanting to make him biscuits and tea and wanting to have him shove me up against a wall
both maybe?
s i g h like the amounts of money/homework assignments/sexual favors i'd pay to have him look at me like this you have no idea
and can you just imagine sitting on the bed reading and all of the sudden harry comes in and looks at you like this and you just know what's about to come, YOU KNOW IT'S COMING AND IT'S GONNA BE GOOD and you're probably going to have noise complaints from the neighbors but it doesn't even matter, harry will bake them cookies after he's done fucking the living daylights out of you
i should also mention that he's my fashion inspiration in a way that should probably be embarrassing but look at all the fucks i give
that's none, just fyi
which leads us to this guy
light of my life, fire of my loins, etc. louis tomlinson is everything good and right and true in this world.
i may or may not have gone out and bought this shirt 10 minutes after i saw this picture.
ANGEL BABE
also i love him because he is kind of me
i could go on about fashion choices
ur shade gives me life
best smile in the universe
fantastic taste in girls
and, finally, BUM.
basically i love everything about lewis and i want to date him and be his forever and make him tea and sing this song with him in the shower.
so, that's it. i've got nothing more. if you still don't want the d, then it's possible that you really, really, REALLY don't want the d. but this was fun!
this is niall horan.
he is, arguably, the least attractive member of one direction. and he's still fit as hell. he's scrappy and blonde and generally doesn't give a fuck about anything. no, seriously. there's an entire blog dedicated to it.
he's one direction's drunk little frat boy and it's my favorite thing. he thinks he's american and IT'S ADORABLE, OKAY?
but more than that, he is legitimately adorable. someone once told him he was beautiful and HE MADE THIS FACE
and like whatever homeboy can move his hips like this, i ain't gonna complain.
i think i like him least because louis throws massive amounts of shade at him, and as louis goes so goes my nation. but more about that later. there is one time when i love niall more than anyone else, and that's when i'm at textsfrom1d. niall is hands down the best on there, gives us things like this jewel right here:
next we have liam payne.
liam is hard to be attracted to. not because he's not attractive, but because he changes his hair as often as i do, so as soon as you start doodling his face on your notebook he changes it. we start with fetus!liam who was rocking the bieber swoop
the he embraced his curls and it was the best thing ever
then came waiter liam, and THAT was the best thing ever...
but then he embraced his britney phase. he broke up with his longtime girlfriend danielle
and shaved his head and started getting tattoos and generally being sex on fire 100% of the time
so now he's a perfect balance of sexy and, well.
ZAYN. his eyes literally shine and sparkle and how do you breathing
i read once that zayn's super power is that even people that aren't into 1d are attracted to him. AND IT'S TRUE.
my favorite thing about zayn is everything, but also that he's secretly a massive dork.
he sleeps a lot and has a general disdain for life that i usually find off putting but on him it's so pretty i can't even stand it.
but like is he a british popstar or an italian model? the world may never know.
idk i just want to jump him like all the time. but mostly i want to sit with him on a couch in boxers watching cartoons and eating cereal out of mixing bowls.
now comes this little angel of satan
i'm always torn between wanting to make him biscuits and tea and wanting to have him shove me up against a wall
both maybe?
s i g h like the amounts of money/homework assignments/sexual favors i'd pay to have him look at me like this you have no idea
and can you just imagine sitting on the bed reading and all of the sudden harry comes in and looks at you like this and you just know what's about to come, YOU KNOW IT'S COMING AND IT'S GONNA BE GOOD and you're probably going to have noise complaints from the neighbors but it doesn't even matter, harry will bake them cookies after he's done fucking the living daylights out of you
i should also mention that he's my fashion inspiration in a way that should probably be embarrassing but look at all the fucks i give
that's none, just fyi
which leads us to this guy
light of my life, fire of my loins, etc. louis tomlinson is everything good and right and true in this world.
i may or may not have gone out and bought this shirt 10 minutes after i saw this picture.
ANGEL BABE
also i love him because he is kind of me
i could go on about fashion choices
ur shade gives me life
best smile in the universe
fantastic taste in girls
and, finally, BUM.
basically i love everything about lewis and i want to date him and be his forever and make him tea and sing this song with him in the shower.
so, that's it. i've got nothing more. if you still don't want the d, then it's possible that you really, really, REALLY don't want the d. but this was fun!