Quotes from this week

A few quotes that made me smile this week. My history teacher was on fire;

History Teacher;

"Helen, your essay was schizophrenic."

"The government has no money and has to disband. This is a bad thing, everybody."

"So essentially they all got drunk and went out to the cabaret and stuff."

"When lots of people kill themselves, it's annoying if you're looking for witnesses."

Teacher, referring to the number of females in the class - "Based on seven people in this room, I'm surprised you haven't thought of another group."
Student - "Communists!"

A girl in biology - "Lions don't eat grass?"

Another girl in general conversation - "I don't believe in God, so I'm an optimist." (I think she was aiming for atheist, heh.)