Amusing thing I stole.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, 
featherfinyipp sent to me...
featherfinyipp sent to me...Twelve illogical conversations drumming
Eleven fictional assassins piping
Ten adam hills a-leaping
Nine late nights dancing
Eight babyshambles a-milking
Seven lyrics a-swimming
Six dvds a-travelling
Five la-a-a-azy afternoons
Four vodka combinations
Three impersonating accents
Two liveship traders
...and a cinema in a smelling wet laundry.