featherfinyipp 😮amused

Listens: Once, A Glimpse by Maximo Park

Terse, to say the least.

Sometimes I cannot resist.

Cold caller - "Hello, I am ringing to ask only one question, I am not trying to sell you anything. Just ask you one qustion."
Me - "I see."
Cold caller - "Have you or any of your family members ever been involved in an accident and sustained serious bodily injuries?"
Me - "No."
Cold caller - "Have you or any of your family members ever suffered from any minor injuries or complaints?"
Me- "I thought you were going to ask me
one question?"