i think it says a lot about me that i know the words to the songs off of the south park movie soundtrack, and that i gladly and willingly sing those songs for fun.

also, in case you didn't know: jerry springer might be the only show on which you can see an angry, angry gay man bitch fighting an angry, angry ho, and then see that gay man make out with his boyfriend while the ho is slapping them both. from behind. also, she sounds like a man. maybe that should be her secret? 'cause then they could love each other.