So if I told you that there was a movie about Elvis, and that the premise was that he was still alive, living in a nursing home in the South with a black man who thinks he's JFK, and that they fight off an evil mummy together, you wouldn't believe me, right?

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Too bad. I just saw that movie. It's called Bubba Ho-tep.

And no, I'm not kidding. Elvis is alive and living in a nursing home in the South. Only- we don't really know if it's Elvis. It's either that he's an Elvis impersonater that thinks he's really Elvis, or he's Elvis and he's pretending to be a guy who's an Elvis impersonater that thinks he's really Elvis. Um... anyone else confused? So his best friend think's he's JFK. Right. And then people around the nursing home start dying, and they figure out it's all because an ancient Egyptian mummy has been brought back to life. Yes, this movie is complete with things like a blazing trailer park inferno, way too much information about Elvis' private parts, a wheelchair that drives itself, and a fist fight between Elvis and a mummy. Who comes back to life after being burned the first time, but not after the second time.

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Moving on.

hot_jupiters- I blame you for my love of Anne Hathaway. I watched the special "The Making of Ella Enchanted" (or something) today on Fox Family channel- JUST so I could see her.

I really don't want to have to hate her because of the movie. -grumbles-

There is no saving of the kingdom.