The thing about edible panties is...

To make them have a flavor (for some brands or whatever), you need a certain amount of body (no, I didn't just type Boyd, why do you ask?) heat. The only problem is that most people don't usually keep them on long enough to create enough body heat to activate the flavor in them, so when they try and eat them it doesn't taste very nice.

So what about making edible panties out of fruit roll-ups? That would taste pretty nice, don't you think? It could get pretty fancy, too. You know- all those cut-out things they like to put in them and everything. They would be especially nifty if they had those little tongue tattoo things. Yes? The only problem with that is that if you got too much body heat it could get... sticky. And that's ick, so that's a no-go.

And somehow the idea of church came into play, and how someone would be wearing edible panties in church, and then it all went to shit and why do people wear edible panties anyway?

PS- tf_ginny is me! Whee. Forgot to mention that awhile back.